saw on another board, figured id share ...
Just a joke for you guys late at night...
This leper goes to the doctor and complains about depression, lack of energy, general lethargia...
Doctor says, "No wonder... all you do is hide out in the house all day... get out, do something, take in a ball game!"
The leper agrees, thinking "I do like baseball..."
The next day, he gets up, catches a day game at Wrigley field.
Looking down the aisle, he notices a bunch of kids laughing and pointing in his direction. He ignores this saying to himself, "they're just a bunch of stupid kids..."
He noticed more and more people, stopping, looking or pointing in his direction and laughing their butts off...
Finally, he had had enough! "Look Lady!", he yells, "I know I have leprosy, I don't need you laughing and pointing at me to remind me of it!"
The lady yells back, "We're not laughing at you because you have leprosy..."
"We're laughing at the guy behind you dipping his nachos in your neck!"
Just a joke for you guys late at night...
This leper goes to the doctor and complains about depression, lack of energy, general lethargia...
Doctor says, "No wonder... all you do is hide out in the house all day... get out, do something, take in a ball game!"
The leper agrees, thinking "I do like baseball..."
The next day, he gets up, catches a day game at Wrigley field.
Looking down the aisle, he notices a bunch of kids laughing and pointing in his direction. He ignores this saying to himself, "they're just a bunch of stupid kids..."
He noticed more and more people, stopping, looking or pointing in his direction and laughing their butts off...
Finally, he had had enough! "Look Lady!", he yells, "I know I have leprosy, I don't need you laughing and pointing at me to remind me of it!"
The lady yells back, "We're not laughing at you because you have leprosy..."
"We're laughing at the guy behind you dipping his nachos in your neck!"
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