BruceM

Got this in my email today...maybe some of you have already seen it. Some of these are dumb, but some are fucking funny!

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1. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if
they don't. Then punch them in the mouth.

2. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker,"
then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs "a good ass fucking."

3. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard-then during the
meeting put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a
big loogie-then spit
the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you
and say, "Beat that!"

4. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and
sees it tell them its the fake plastic kind-when they try to pick it
up, and realize that
their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.

5. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and
yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!!" Then when it
stops...look down and
say ... "Oh."

6. Always walk around with a big smile. Keep one hand down the front
of your pants.

7. Answer every question asked to you with "fucked if I know!" then
call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

8. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with
your nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking
everyone's hand.

9. Ask to borrow someone's pen- bring it to the bathroom-stick it in
your ass-then return it and tell the person to smell it, when they
tell you that it
smells bad-be like, "It should! I had it in my ass!"

10. Hang out by the water machine bent over with your pants down and
a mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise smeared on your asshole, and say
to all who
come by for a refreshing glass of water "Wow, the guy in the copy
room sure has a big cock.