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Naughty 08-02-2001 05:00 AM

.. this line made me win a hat!

Does please help? <-- also a line!!

Go Fuck Yourself... please http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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[This message has been edited by Naughty (edited 08-02-2001).]

gkk 08-02-2001 05:18 AM

- *Brain shutdown in 5 minutes*
- It's the way I move my mouse
- Will swap traffic for food
- I model all my own content
- Is virus-spreading bestiality?
- I kant spel worf a dam
- Had sex last century
- Has incurable interface fetish
- Turned on by plug-and-play
- Left himself logged in again!
- Is running for President
- Do newbies produce new honey?
- Disabled Smilies in Real Life
- Just ran out of inspiration
- Boring on a RECURRING basis
- Got a life but it didn't fit!
- Twitchy about the "F" word
- Oh baby, click me, click me!
- Only spams alternate posts
- Our program converts 500:1!
- URL left off business card
- P-L-E-A-S-E make me money!
- Gets off on mouse balls
- Not *yet* caught cheating...
- Thinks "content" means happy

By the way, I don't even want a hat - just having fun making these up http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by gkk (edited 08-02-2001).]

JakeR 08-02-2001 08:51 AM

i'm here for the t-shirt
shoots gay content for fun

[This message has been edited by JakeR (edited 08-02-2001).]

Ludedude 08-02-2001 10:30 AM

-I've got a secret website
-Uses FrontPage98 Express
-Ask me about Jesus Cash
-I don't think I'm cheating
-Wants a sponsor that converts
-What's wrong with my site?
-Big Time Paysite Operator
-Can I bum a layout?
-Is this considered spam?
-Hosts on AOL
-Banned on all continents
-I have 100,000 clicks to trade
-Still waiting for my check

ElvisManson 08-02-2001 10:34 AM

- I am the voice of HAL

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Angel11 08-02-2001 10:40 AM

"That's not my belly button"
"That's not my Finger"

Honest Rick 08-02-2001 11:26 AM

"We're on a mission from God"
"...on a mission from God"
"I?m just jerking your chain."
"You despise me, don't you?"
"Okay, show me."
"Shut your goddamn pie-hole!"
"Do I look stupid, to you?"
"Truth is a whore."
"Well, allow me to retort."
"Waiting for my X-pics check."

[This message has been edited by Honest Rick (edited 08-02-2001).]

HQ 08-02-2001 11:38 AM

chatroom spammer

Juge 08-02-2001 11:47 AM

Damn them! Damn them to hell!

(from planet of the apes - i may have not gotten it exactly, and I had to shorten it)

bryany 08-02-2001 12:21 PM

"Plunk the magic twangger, froggie"


It's so confusing it's gotta be funny http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

I am new here by the way! So a happy GFY to everyone! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

bryany 08-02-2001 12:24 PM

"A man walks into a bar and says, Ouch"

bryany 08-02-2001 12:27 PM

"Cat, the other white meat"

CDSmith 08-02-2001 12:29 PM

soooo, there's 2 hats left?

My turn --


- was asleep when everyone got rich

- the toast of Internext

- the court jester

- I own buffoonbabes.com

- GFY groupie

- I eat red meat http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

- They call me spam4clicks

- Wanted in 17 states, 4 provinces

_ Biggest webmaster in D'jibouti

- I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

- AKA Jack Schitt

- Slept with Britney Spears

- I know Jack Schitt (<--- forgot this one)

- Knows Kung-fu, once stepped in it

- Knows Kung-fu (and seven other Chinese words)

- Repeatedly dropped as an infant

- Once was arrested for mime-whacking

- D'ya feel lucky, punk?

- my girdle is killing me

- CTRL - ALT - DEFEAT

- My counters are running backwards


I like this game, can I play again?
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[This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 08-02-2001).]

vegasdude 08-02-2001 12:35 PM

yepz vegasdude did it!!

This hat means more to me than sponsorchecks... damn im addicted to GFY...

finnaly I win a top price! no need to play the lotto anymore!

Rgdz
Vegasdude

Ludedude 08-02-2001 12:52 PM

-You want fries with that?

Babagirls 08-02-2001 12:58 PM

"I can make money at this?"


bryany 08-02-2001 01:00 PM

"Probably an AOLer"


That's gotta win a hat!!!

hollywood 08-02-2001 03:12 PM

SexTracker - "Helping the world masturbate since 1997"

Rocky 08-02-2001 03:53 PM

i don't shoot people, just content


theWatsonian 08-02-2001 04:24 PM

Downloads porn in Safe Mode.

Rocky 08-02-2001 04:59 PM

never seen the light of day

my guidance counselor was right

criminals give competition to governments

i never check my stats


Theo 08-02-2001 05:05 PM

i came late on this, but i'll give a try ;-)

Cohen the new manager of sex.com

Any free hosts with no ads?

Vega's webmasters don't gamble

Free monthly trial

Terra Lycos bought Smutserver

Dubya, Adult.Com Member

I'm thinking starting a new tgp

Boneprone buys GFY board for personal use

If you have money and traffic we can work on something together

Where i can find content for drunk sluts?

Sites with no frames don't worth a shit

I don't use my CC online

Listed adult sites on Yahoo behind AVS

Apache error: hacked by Chinese http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

My brother ran my dialer http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

We accept only webmasters from New York.

Jenna married CDSmith

CDSmith holds half of the smutserver accounts

What's the url for gofuckyourself board?

I bought some promising .sex domains

I earn more as a reffering webmaster

I make money buying trials

Chinese version of thehun.net soon to come

I run a CJ with 20k bookmarkers

new tcp/ip protocol with 128 digits

Any free content providers?

Boneprone starts posting from handheld

I spend my time reviewing

Making money online is bullshit

I spam my icq list



[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 08-02-2001).]

tpi 08-02-2001 05:48 PM

- I peddle porn for food
- I peddle porn for more porn
- I peddle porn for dough
- Paranoid Schizophrenic
- Today I have PMS (for the ladies)
- Lensman is my long lost dad
- I luv Jenna
- GFY Proctologist
- GFY Gynecologist
- Put up or shut up
- I'll bend over for a sign-up
- I'll go down for a click through
- My left testicle is itching
- I have a GFY tattoo on my ass
- Will you love me back?
- I have the fear!
- Space monkey

Fart 08-02-2001 06:39 PM

Investigate my ass.
140 Mio. opt-ins for sale.
My account is on hold.
How much do you guys make.

Theo 08-02-2001 06:41 PM

my grandmother is a tgp reviewer and my grandfather does the trades

Theo 08-02-2001 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
my grandmother is a tgp reviewer and my grandfather does the trades
we get content by shooting my sister! LOL
I'm glad she doesnt read this board :-0


Fart 08-02-2001 06:43 PM

Does "IRS" convert?

CDSmith 08-02-2001 06:54 PM

Nice to be made famous http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
round II


- I stole Soul_rebel's boat

- Boat for sale, barely used

- I sank soul_rebel's boat.

- Has a new 8 foot dingy, the Aria II

- I just ran through a plate-glass window

- recently ate a whole bag of salt-n-vinnegar computer chips

- Am multi-tasking with my nipples right now

- I love conference call cyber-sex!

- How much traffic will you send me for $50 bucks?

- Thinks porn is a good get-rich-quick scheme

- Posts to this board while bathing

- Has witnessed the busy end of a dildo-cam

Thanks, and goodnight
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Theo 08-02-2001 07:13 PM

hell no my boat! damn, i lost my dingy http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

i got an icq message earlier:
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You have received a message!
is CDsmith smutserver boss ?
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people trust soul's words http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Theo 08-02-2001 07:22 PM

i made comments for my bodyguard and I forgot Snow! i'm going to make a coffee and return! If i had kept some of the icq logs i would probably won all 20 hats!

Theo 08-02-2001 07:53 PM

let me determine something because people easily confuse situations. i don't have something personal with CDsmith, the opposite,he's one of the most helpful webmasters on the board.If you ever ask him something you'll receive a huge answer,he's answers looks like newspaper articles and they're easy to recognize them even if you're far away from the monitor. I just can't believe that he stole Jenna's heart...

RedShoe 08-02-2001 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman:
[B]WINNERS.
18 winners so far. We need two more. Many disqualified because they were too long! One ADULT.COM hat per webmaster.

jimmy-3-way: I flunked out of the AWS.
Jamdin: Human race was built with sex
Gemini: I'm only in it for the money
Tam: Fuck the surfer, I did!!
HQ: I only cheated once
Songrider: Sleep? What kind a pussy are you?
Juge: Hosted on Geocities
Throw me a fricking bone here
Redshoe: I use an epilady on my pubes
I hotlink all my content
GFY is my brain on drugs
Andy: Got hacked by myself
Scoobs: What's a niche?
drumsicle: Bill Gates keeps stealing my ideas
ezekiel: I try to use Ctrl Z in REAL life
lagwagon: My neighbor is my paysite
pensfan: Ask me about negative cash flow
Lane: I love talking ads
hottshot: Don't try this at home
magnatique: Press Alt-F4 to Win!
vegasdude: PULL MY NIPPLES TILL I SHOUT!
B]
WooHoo 3 of mine made it Thanks Lens. I still think you should give all those that went over 30 lines,
"I can't follow directions"

Thanks again. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Squishy 08-02-2001 08:37 PM

"I'm a newbie without questions"
"AWS Alumni"
"AWS Class of 2001"
"Wanna See My Pocket-Trout?"
"terra.es Thinks My Name Is Ramon"
"Will Trade Traffic For Crack"
"Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam"
"All Your Porn Are Belong To Us"
"What The Hell Are Boneprones?"

Ludedude 08-02-2001 10:17 PM

-You want crabs with that?
-It's not contagious
-What's that stench?
-Free porn, ask me how
-The Hun's shoeshine boy


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Gemini 08-02-2001 10:54 PM

Isn't A BoneProne A Sea Prawn?

DarkJedi 08-03-2001 12:41 AM

- Lensman won the DVD player

BigDaddy 08-03-2001 06:50 AM

He's dead, Jim.

Ludedude 08-03-2001 10:49 AM

Yo...BigDaddy...are you the same dude my g/f and I had dinner with in Vegas?

HQ 08-03-2001 01:43 PM

after reading all of these, i have to say the best one ever is "I'm probably spamming" for the GFY newbies.

CDSmith 08-03-2001 01:47 PM

HQ --

What about my "I think porn is a good get-rich-quick scheme" ?


Lensman --

So.... who here get's the last 2 hats left?
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