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![]() 1.) large black dildo
2.) Guinesse Stout bottle. the bottle took some work it was kind of wide. how about you people? what's the strangest thing you've ever stuck in a girl's pussy?
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An 8 ball.
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Probably a cucumber. Large phallic vegetables is where most the women I know draw the line.
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how the fuck did you get it out?
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http://www.objectfreaks.com/main.html ... everything from fishing rods to huge plants..
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Hmm, probably the top of a plastic Gatorade bottle LOL
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it is funny you asked that question!
I just came back from the emergency room of the hospital. It was a slow day so the docs and nurses were just sitting around shooting the shit and one of the docs asks the others what was the stranges thing they ever removed from a body..one doc replied "last week I removed an ashtray from a woman's vagina"
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I think I win - when I did the pornstaru.com and had lawrence connor fucking lanni barbie.. now that was the strangest thing that I put in a womans pussy
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I'd have to go with "my dick". It's pretty strange.
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oh come on? no ladies here willing to admit to putting soemthing strange in their pun?
liars!
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We did a shoot a few months back with Holly and she got tomatos stuck up her you-know-what so she had a friend use a golf ball extractor to get the grape tomatoes out. We thought we had to take her to the hospital. Good thing for the golf ball extractor.
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Is a large black dildo a strange thing to put in a pussy?
I had a guy fuck me with a beer bottle once...felt good. And for the record...i LOVE my big black dildo!
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