The worst pain I was in was when I got hit by a car that ran a red light. I was on my bike and crossed on a red light, fucker didn't stop and hit me. I flew like 5 meters and slid on the ground for like 5 more. I didn't break any bones but my body was in serious pain due to the force.

eating a giant green olive stuffed with a habanero pepper and sneezing all the juice out my nose! That Fucking Hurt!

Physical pain:

broken arm after falling 20 feet from a slide when i was about 10 years old bones crossed pushing my wrist 3 inches to the left.

Mental pain:

Has to do with a woman. I'll leave it at that.

kidney stones was the worst so far in my life

That's easy. I had deep 2nd near 3rd degree burns over 18% of my body. The worst part isn't the initial burn, wehich is painful, but several days later when the dead nerves grow back. When I was in the whirlpool and they added the solution to keep out infections to the water it felt every small space of my exposed flesh had a million needles sticking in it. Then of course they have to get rub off all the dead skin that the whirlpool loosened. That was some serious fucking pain.

miscarriage #2 hurt worse than anything I've ever felt before :2 cents:

I fractured my penis which required surgery, that was pretty damn painful, on top of everything I had a cathoter (sp?) I woke up with a morphine drip, that was pretty nice but then when I asked for more they said no..bastards, instead I got Vicadin which didn't really take care of the pain, just made me sick.

Oh yeah, about a week after, with my penis in bandages and blue as plum, my wife was teasing me and causinng a huge hard on which just hurt even more..

Despite all this, I've had more painful toothaches though..

I broke my tailbone, and for one month I was in the most unbearable pain.

Couldn't sit down, couldn't stand up....

Just fucked all around

i never have a serious accident or injury yet, but i dont have to happen it to me:)

Sweetie, it's a good thing you're a girl. Men weren't given the faculties to deal with that kind of pain :ugone2far

Worst I've felt...they took three real live human beings right out of my body.

Guys, be thankful for your Willies.

I'm guessing you didn't read my post above?!?

Nipple piercing...hurt like a biatch!! :thumbsup

It's just about the opposite. Those are anesthetic injections to block pain. A spinal tap is when they place a big, long, scary needle directly into your spine to draw off spinal fluid.

Although it has a reputation for being one of the most painful procedures in the world, the medical sites I've looked at describe the pain as mild to moderate...

I think the bad rep comes from the size of the needle. It's VERY big.

when i flipped my car...well not then but in the hospital and the week or two after..

Broke my back in two places and that was pretty painfull.

it would have to be when i dislocated my thumb and it was totally pointing in the wrong direction!!! did it playing football and couldnt bend the fucker properly for over a month... to this very day it looks kinda different to my other thumb!

a friend hit my leg with a brush cutter, hit my chin on my leg, cut about 30% into my leg. got my finger sqashed to fuck, the stiching of my nail hurt like hell, hot water from a pot on the stove when i was 4 fell on my arm, ear ache, tooth ache. and nothing beats losing a loved one.

Too many to name:

rode dirt bike off cliff 30 broken bones concusion.

herniated disk twice.

drowned twice

cut hand in half had it sowed back on

broke up with love of my life because the sex sucked.

I've never really been in any great physical pain. The most pain i've been in has always been related to matters of the heart. :winkwink:

blockage in my upper intestine, the acid was so painful I actually cried, I haven't done that in like 15 years.

Yep.... it's incredible the amount of trauma the human body can take... but have the same trauma inflicted on a man instead of a woman, and you know it's ten times worse, right? :Graucho :winkwink:

Grill is slang for face, babycakes, lol.
And as far as ripping your heart out, you broke it off with me!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now THAT must be some painful shit. I'd take my three c-sections any day.

K, this begs the question.....
How did you fracture it?

I forgot you southerners talk different :)

and it doesn't change the fact that it would hurt if I didn't keep my heart stored away

Did that when I was a kid...gotta sit on those hemorroid (sp?) donut cushins.

1. Dry sockets when i had my wisdom teeth out
2. Child Birth

Jeez, they don't give you a local anesthetic?
I know both the procedures I mentioned involve the same area, b/c I know you can get a horrible headache if they mistakenly draw any spinal fluid out when they do it, but they give you a local to numb the area. It hurt a bit, but more than that it made me queasy...with my second epidural my bp dropped to the point that they had to hold me up b/c i was dropping out, and they gave me an epi-push to bring me out of it. That was very scary...it dropped to, like 15/50, my mom said.
Anyway, I've never had it done, but amniocentisis looks like it would hurt like a son-of-a-bitch...now THAT is a huge ass needle!

i broke my collar bone jumping under a volleyball net when i was like 6, it sucked and hurt pretty bad, i was a stupid shit

Narcotic withdrawl..

I don't have any REAL painful shit happen to me.

Here's a few smaller ones

1)
Had my wisdoms teeth pulled, on one tooth the anaesthetic didn't work, and they tried it many times. Apparently there was some kinda infection or something.. well, I said they could pull the tooth out anyways. Not smart.

2)
I was playing with my dog barefoot, I kicked a ball and at the same time my doggy pounced the ball. He missed the ball and I ended kicking him in the mouth almost as hard as I could. He was ok, a bit confused.. I broke a toe. I mean, almost broke it off, one toe was hanging by the skin pretty much.. it's ok now.. I'm just missing a joint

3)
I was mountainbiking at age 15 or so, A branch went thru my front wheel and I flew over the bar. I was about to hit my face to a sharp rock, so I had to put my hand infront, tryin to break the fall. My hand landed on a freshly broken small tree, and the 'stick' went thru my hand. It was painful too.

Oh, damn I forgot about this one.

When I was about 8 years old, I was goofing around with my kid brother playing basketball or something.

His head shot up and hit my jaw and I big right through the middle of my tongue.

I remember that hurting like a bugger too. And the blood, oh the blood.

labor! 8 pound baby - no epidural.