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Old 08-10-2001, 04:05 AM   #1
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Old 08-10-2001, 04:09 AM   #2
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How the fuck do u post html!!!!!


Someone repost this:

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<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0">
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Old 08-10-2001, 08:46 AM   #3
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Old 08-10-2001, 09:11 AM   #4
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I wish I could get spam like that

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Old 08-10-2001, 09:20 AM   #5
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This is one I just got today.. I think I'm going to sign up.... I'm such a wimp....


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Old 08-10-2001, 01:48 PM   #6
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if u paste that html into gfy properly a suprisingly familiar women will appear!
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Old 08-10-2001, 04:47 PM   #7
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Old 08-10-2001, 04:48 PM   #8
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Old 08-10-2001, 09:42 PM   #9
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Old 02-10-2002, 12:37 PM   #10
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Old 02-10-2002, 12:44 PM   #11
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How the fuck do u post html!!!!!


Someone repost this:
you gotta have more than a peanut for a brain first.
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Old 02-10-2002, 12:55 PM   #12
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lane
[B]she's hot

Yeah but she doesn't spew smilies
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Old 02-10-2002, 01:24 PM   #13
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This is one I just got today.. I think I'm going to sign up.... I'm such a wimp....


Become a certified Kung Fu Blackbelt in five easy moves for just $499.00 !!


Do you want the prestige of becoming a Certified Kung Fu Blackbelt?? Call (352) XXX-XXXX
Can you handle the respect that comes with the rank of Blackbelt??

IF YOU ANSWERED, "YES" TO BOTH OF THESE QUESTIONS, YOU ARE ONLY ONE PHONE CALL AWAY FROM ACHIEVING THE RANK OF KUNG FU BLACKBELT. CALL (352) XXX-XXXX !!

Hi, my name is XXXX XXXXXXX, and I am a 3rd degree Blackbelt Sifu Instructor. I have been a martial arts instructor my entire adult life. I am a decorated combat Vietnam Veteran and I received a purple heart for wounds received in combat. I currently own and operate a professional bodyguard agency for wealthy clients outside XXXXXXXXX, Florida.

After years of study, I have developed a unique, easy to learn home study program. All you need to perform are the following stances:

1. Crane
2. Leopard
3. Praying Mantis
4. Dragon
5. Serpent

After performing the five animal stances and your fees processed, you will be awarded:

1. A FIRST DEGREE BLACKBELT in Kung Fu.
2. An official BLACKBELT CERTIFICATE with authentic seal with my original signature and the original signatures of two other Blackbelts.
3. A notarized certificate of authenticity.
4. A copy of my 3rd Degree BLACKBELT SIFU INSTRUCTOR CERTIFICATE, signed by a World Champion Grand Master, authorizing me, to certify you.

Simply purchase my course, learn five moves, and verify you can perform these stances by emailing me (ON YOUR HONOR) that you have completed the course and I WILL CERTIFY YOU AS FIRST DEGREE BLACKBELT...

For more information call (352) XXX-XXXX. We will answer any questions you have personally; we also offer Kung Fu uniforms, Blackbelt sashes, dragon patches and other martial arts supplies. Our web page will be up soon. Hopefully when you call, we will have the site available for you to view.

You are only one call away from being a Kung Fu Blackbelt...


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LOL.. What a fucking joke..
I studied several forms of martial arts for several years & put many years into it to earn my black belt.. That motherfucker is just selling you a peice of paper that is worthless...

I feel sorry for the motherfucker that thinks just a stance will save his ass during an attack...
I've had altercations where the attacker thought he was a bad ass & tried using movie learned stances & trying to act all bruce lee-ish til I fly an invert roundhouse kick to his skull..Damn that mustve hurt..lol

Sometimes when I have people try & start shit, I just scare them off & don't have to fight..lol

I just do bruce lee's famous nose tap & wave "c'mon" as I'm slipping my shoes off... Once they see the shoes come off they usually run away real quick..lol
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Old 02-10-2002, 01:33 PM   #14
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LOL.. What a fucking joke..
I studied several forms of martial arts for several years & put many years into it to earn my black belt.. That motherfucker is just selling you a peice of paper that is worthless...

I feel sorry for the motherfucker that thinks just a stance will save his ass during an attack...
I've had altercations where the attacker thought he was a bad ass & tried using movie learned stances & trying to act all bruce lee-ish til I fly an invert roundhouse kick to his skull..Damn that mustve hurt..lol

Sometimes when I have people try & start shit, I just scare them off & don't have to fight..lol

I just do bruce lee's famous nose tap & wave "c'mon" as I'm slipping my shoes off... Once they see the shoes come off they usually run away real quick..lol
I just pull out the Equalizer and shoot 'em.
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Old 02-10-2002, 03:57 PM   #15
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People don't appreciate these topics like they used to... the dumbness of it all, the way that bulldog could never get anything right... its just too much.
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Old 02-10-2002, 04:05 PM   #16
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People don't appreciate these topics like they used to... the dumbness of it all, the way that bulldog could never get anything right... its just too much.
I tried man... my contribution is up there ^
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so you mean...
lensman stole the image from some guy seeling ink catridges?
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