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Vector · 02-24-2001, 10:13 AM

Morning all Just something to brighten up the day....

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with
the product information.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night
2.5, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the Uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks,

Signed,
A Troubled User

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Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 thinking that it is merely an Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run
everything! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to
Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating system files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to
emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the
system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is designed to not allow this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than in the original system. Look in
your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings: Maintenance/Child Support".

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0. I suggest installing the background
application program Yes_Dear to alleviate software augmentation. Having
installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire
section regarding "General Partnership Faults (GPFs)".

You must assume all responsibility for any faults and problems that occur,
regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPFs tend to be somewhat
cyclical, occurring approximately 28 days apart. The best course
of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of
C:YES_DEAR because ultimately you will have to use the APOLOGIZE command
before the system will return to normal anyway.

Remember, the system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for
all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to require very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs such as
Clean_and_Sweep 3.0, Cook_It 1.5 (which replaces Burn_It 1.0) and Do_Bills
4.2. You must however be very careful how you use these programs.

Improper use will cause the system to launch the programNag_Nag 9.5. Once
this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0
should this happen.

Best of luck.
Tech Support

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Keller · 04-09-2001, 03:27 PM

aprilkorova · 04-09-2001, 03:54 PM

LOL that's a good one.

Heather4fun · 04-09-2001, 04:32 PM

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Lord Assmore · 04-09-2001, 05:09 PM

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sweetjimmy · 04-09-2001, 05:46 PM

What? I don't get it. What kind of operating system is this? Is it like Linux of something?

PimPaDelic · 04-09-2001, 11:14 PM

Haha Sweet...Pretty Funny

PimPaDelic · 04-09-2001, 11:15 PM

Sweet Jimmy, You Have 420 Posts...Thats A Good # In The Burn Outs World.

[This message has been edited by PimPaDelic (edited 04-09-2001).]

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reed_4 · 07-18-2005, 12:20 AM

LoL. that was funny. thanks buddy.

naugthygUrL · 07-18-2005, 12:22 AM

lol thanks

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 07-18-2005, 01:03 AM

Very funny...

je_rome · 07-18-2005, 02:07 AM

hahaha! that was hilarious!

PixeLs · 07-18-2005, 02:41 AM

A good way to start this monday morning dude! Thanks.

02-24-2001, 10:13 AM	#1
Vector Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 11	Joke of the day Morning all Just something to brighten up the day.... Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the Uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Signed, A Troubled User ***************************** Dear Troubled User, This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is merely an Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run everything! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating system files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings: Maintenance/Child Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0. I suggest installing the background application program Yes_Dear to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire section regarding "General Partnership Faults (GPFs)". You must assume all responsibility for any faults and problems that occur, regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPFs tend to be somewhat cyclical, occurring approximately 28 days apart. The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of C:YES_DEAR because ultimately you will have to use the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Remember, the system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to require very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs such as Clean_and_Sweep 3.0, Cook_It 1.5 (which replaces Burn_It 1.0) and Do_Bills 4.2. You must however be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the programNag_Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen. Best of luck. Tech Support ------------------ Vector Force Power Hosting

07-18-2005, 12:20 AM	#10
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04-09-2001, 03:27 PM	#2
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04-09-2001, 03:54 PM	#3
aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	LOL that's a good one.

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04-09-2001, 05:09 PM	#5
Lord Assmore Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The Periphery Posts: 588	[This message has been edited by Lord Assmore (edited 04-09-2001).]

04-09-2001, 05:46 PM	#6
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	What? I don't get it. What kind of operating system is this? Is it like Linux of something?

04-09-2001, 11:14 PM	#7
PimPaDelic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 123	Haha Sweet...Pretty Funny

04-09-2001, 11:15 PM	#8
PimPaDelic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 123	Sweet Jimmy, You Have 420 Posts...Thats A Good # In The Burn Outs World. [This message has been edited by PimPaDelic (edited 04-09-2001).]

07-17-2005, 11:48 PM	#9
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