haha just got this in my email - GoFuckYourself.com

Wiggles · 10-04-2004, 08:18 AM

A woman went to a pet shop

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that read $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication but then thought, "That's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new hookers."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."

Magg · 10-04-2004, 08:21 AM

jacked · 10-04-2004, 08:22 AM

mardigras · 10-04-2004, 09:06 AM

I like it!

candyflip · 10-04-2004, 09:07 AM

That's a good one.

okny · 10-04-2004, 09:09 AM

New hookers classic

crockett · 10-04-2004, 09:26 AM

lol good one

Marcus Aurelius · 10-04-2004, 09:33 AM

hehe. that was a good one but I saw it coming from a mile away. funny though. never heard it before.

10-04-2004, 08:18 AM	#1
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	haha just got this in my email A woman went to a pet shop A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that read $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication but then thought, "That's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new hookers." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith." __________________ no sig

10-04-2004, 08:22 AM	#3
jacked sperm tail Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: nj Posts: 11,019	__________________ Got Cam Models? icq: 361-607-616

10-04-2004, 09:06 AM	#4
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	I like it! __________________ .

10-04-2004, 09:07 AM	#5
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	That's a good one. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

10-04-2004, 09:09 AM	#6
okny Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Vault Posts: 5,761	New hookers classic __________________ Aim: okny Icq: 306232 Skype: OlegKrasBT

10-04-2004, 08:21 AM	#2
Magg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ: 132497047 Posts: 4,467

10-04-2004, 09:26 AM	#7
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	lol good one __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

10-04-2004, 09:33 AM	#8
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	hehe. that was a good one but I saw it coming from a mile away. funny though. never heard it before.