Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It [news] - GoFuckYourself.com

Keev · 10-04-2004, 09:08 AM

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/penis_dc

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

jacked · 10-04-2004, 09:09 AM

how do you mistake your dick for a chickens neck how do you even get the two confused holy shit

Nicky · 10-04-2004, 09:09 AM

fucking insane, that man must have been stoned

DavidVH · 10-04-2004, 09:10 AM

how do people manage this?

Cman · 10-04-2004, 09:11 AM

how do you "mistakenly" cut off your penis in the first place *roll*

i figured that was an appropriate 200th post

w00t!!

liquidmoe · 10-04-2004, 09:14 AM

This makes no sense, I mean why would you be killing a chicken naked and you are always supposed to cut away from yourself not towards.

iamkathi · 10-04-2004, 09:39 AM

Is this what we have to look forward to as we get older??? Penises that look like chicken necks???
OMG, cut my eyes out now.

Easton · 10-04-2004, 09:54 AM

who the fuck lives somewhere with chickens in their yard???

MrHits · 10-04-2004, 09:56 AM

he took the phrase "Choking the chicken" a bit far.

Anybody know what happend to the guy that spanked the monkey?

Libertine · 10-04-2004, 09:57 AM

The guy probably was totally shitfaced.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-04-2004, 09:59 AM

I very rarely use this smiley but I think it is called for -

punker barbie · 10-04-2004, 10:18 AM

ewwwwwwwwww!!!! thats gross... But still how do you mistake your penis with a chickens neck? I bet he was drunk or on some heavy duty drugs LOL

Roger · 10-04-2004, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by exp0sed
how do you "mistakenly" cut off your penis in the first place *roll*

Don't say that. Everytime I say something like that I end up doing the same stupid mistake. So I'm not gonna say it

n3in · 10-04-2004, 10:23 AM

what was his penis doing so close to the chickens neck?

Roger · 10-04-2004, 10:25 AM

That chicken is smarter than Bugs Bunny.

David! · 10-04-2004, 10:27 AM

How do you mistake your penis for a chicken neck?
WTF !!!

Denis_SC · 10-04-2004, 10:28 AM

Bull shit alert !!!!!

kristin · 10-04-2004, 10:44 AM

This is nuts ...

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-04-2004, 10:48 AM

that is one hell of a lie.. are they sure he wasnt trying to tell them he was choking the chicken when he ripped his penis off

NoCarrier · 10-04-2004, 10:49 AM

Does this mean he was rubbin one out everyday using a chicken's neck for the past 20 years?

Keev · 10-04-2004, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
that is one hell of a lie.. are they sure he wasnt trying to tell them he was choking the chicken when he ripped his penis off

MetaMan · 10-04-2004, 10:49 AM

i guess the dog had a bone to pick.

HAHAHA I AM FUCKING HILARIOUS

Sexzity · 10-04-2004, 10:52 AM

The sad part is that the chicken is still alive.

TheGoldenChild · 10-04-2004, 11:12 AM

I wonder if the lack of feathers on his dick could have been his first warning sign it wasn't a chicken's neck.

mardigras · 10-04-2004, 11:15 AM

Morgan · 10-04-2004, 11:16 AM

JustJen · 10-04-2004, 11:19 AM

I always send my husband out naked to kill our chickens in hopes he will do the same thing.

EpicLisa · 10-04-2004, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
I wonder if the lack of feathers on his dick could have been his first warning sign it wasn't a chicken's neck.

Tipsy · 10-04-2004, 11:22 AM

Fuck - that's the last time I slaughter animals at night and in the nude. The risk I've been taking all these years without realising!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-04-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus

reminds me of when I was 10 years old and I was cleaning the Turkey for thanksgiving dinner... I pulled the neck out and in front of the whole family I said "what is this..a dick!"...my dad was not happy with my mouth at that very moment... it did look like a giant penis.

Odie · 10-04-2004, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by n3in
what was his penis doing so close to the chickens neck?

my thoughts exactly..and what was he doing in the yard NAKED??

lb_vee · 10-04-2004, 12:15 PM

Ok, so what does he do now?

nofx · 10-04-2004, 12:29 PM

what a tard.

uvort · 10-04-2004, 12:37 PM

wtf... just.. wtf

Vitasoy · 10-04-2004, 12:56 PM

Another penis chopper. It's getting old :p

Cman · 10-04-2004, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by n3in
what was his penis doing so close to the chickens neck?

maybe he was getting a blowjob

Melvin the Dude · 10-04-2004, 11:24 PM

ROFL ! ! !

Marcus Aurelius · 10-04-2004, 11:26 PM

do you smell that? smells like bullshit.

Drake · 10-04-2004, 11:32 PM

And what was going thru the mind of the dog after he ate it???

"Ruff ruff...this tastes like......chicken!"

Ironhorse · 10-04-2004, 11:40 PM

This story is wrong on soooo many levels..

reynold · 10-04-2004, 11:42 PM

it hurts! poor boy!

Keev · 10-05-2004, 12:18 AM

Cash · 10-05-2004, 02:17 PM

This is nothing, look at this crazy doctor, and see if you wanna be under operation with him around

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems...7/s1156001.htm
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medi...p?newsid=10854
http://www.healthtalk.ca/surgeon_ang...72004_8993.php
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/101411.html

Project-Shadow · 10-05-2004, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
who the fuck lives somewhere with chickens in their yard???

He owns the chickens.. and its Romania.

QuaWee · 10-05-2004, 02:24 PM

good thing he cut his penis off, cause he doesnt need to breed

Tricksy · 10-05-2004, 03:58 PM

mistakenly??? How ppl can manage 2 do this?

MikeHawk · 10-05-2004, 04:25 PM

That is some funny stuff..sad but funny!

Mike Okitch · 10-05-2004, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tricksy
mistakenly??? How ppl can manage 2 do this?

They don't. It's a fucking lie.

Picture this, naked in the middle of the night with a chicken in one hand and an axe in the other. If you saw me do this and told you I was about to kill that chicken, would you believe me?

cold_ice · 10-05-2004, 04:39 PM

He is a sick bastard. Having sex with the chicken and the dog calls for getting your penis chopped off.

Deepai · 10-05-2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jacked
how do you mistake your dick for a chickens neck how do you even get the two confused holy shit

Its easy. I guess you'd have to have a bigger penis to understand.

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Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It [news] Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/penis_dc BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. __________________ ReliableServers.com - NO REF LINK!

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