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Old 10-04-2004, 09:08 AM   #1
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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It [news]

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/penis_dc

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:09 AM   #2
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how do you mistake your dick for a chickens neck how do you even get the two confused holy shit
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:09 AM   #3
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fucking insane, that man must have been stoned
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:10 AM   #4
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how do people manage this?
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:11 AM   #5
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how do you "mistakenly" cut off your penis in the first place *roll*


i figured that was an appropriate 200th post

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Old 10-04-2004, 09:14 AM   #6
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This makes no sense, I mean why would you be killing a chicken naked and you are always supposed to cut away from yourself not towards.
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:39 AM   #7
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Is this what we have to look forward to as we get older??? Penises that look like chicken necks???
OMG, cut my eyes out now.
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:54 AM   #8
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who the fuck lives somewhere with chickens in their yard???
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:56 AM   #9
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he took the phrase "Choking the chicken" a bit far.

Anybody know what happend to the guy that spanked the monkey?
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:57 AM   #10
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The guy probably was totally shitfaced.
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:59 AM   #11
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:18 AM   #12
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ewwwwwwwwww!!!! thats gross... But still how do you mistake your penis with a chickens neck? I bet he was drunk or on some heavy duty drugs LOL
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:21 AM   #13
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how do you "mistakenly" cut off your penis in the first place *roll*
Don't say that. Everytime I say something like that I end up doing the same stupid mistake. So I'm not gonna say it
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:23 AM   #14
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what was his penis doing so close to the chickens neck?
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:25 AM   #15
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That chicken is smarter than Bugs Bunny.
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:27 AM   #16
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How do you mistake your penis for a chicken neck?
WTF !!!
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:44 AM   #18
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:48 AM   #19
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that is one hell of a lie.. are they sure he wasnt trying to tell them he was choking the chicken when he ripped his penis off
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:49 AM   #20
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Does this mean he was rubbin one out everyday using a chicken's neck for the past 20 years?
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:49 AM   #21
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that is one hell of a lie.. are they sure he wasnt trying to tell them he was choking the chicken when he ripped his penis off

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Old 10-04-2004, 10:49 AM   #22
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i guess the dog had a bone to pick.

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Old 10-04-2004, 10:52 AM   #23
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The sad part is that the chicken is still alive.
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I wonder if the lack of feathers on his dick could have been his first warning sign it wasn't a chicken's neck.
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Old 10-04-2004, 11:15 AM   #25
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Old 10-04-2004, 11:19 AM   #27
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I always send my husband out naked to kill our chickens in hopes he will do the same thing.
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Old 10-04-2004, 11:21 AM   #28
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I wonder if the lack of feathers on his dick could have been his first warning sign it wasn't a chicken's neck.
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Old 10-04-2004, 11:22 AM   #29
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Fuck - that's the last time I slaughter animals at night and in the nude. The risk I've been taking all these years without realising!
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reminds me of when I was 10 years old and I was cleaning the Turkey for thanksgiving dinner... I pulled the neck out and in front of the whole family I said "what is this..a dick!"...my dad was not happy with my mouth at that very moment... it did look like a giant penis.
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Old 10-04-2004, 11:27 AM   #31
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what was his penis doing so close to the chickens neck?
my thoughts exactly..and what was he doing in the yard NAKED??
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Old 10-04-2004, 12:15 PM   #32
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Ok, so what does he do now?
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Old 10-04-2004, 12:37 PM   #34
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wtf... just.. wtf
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Old 10-04-2004, 12:56 PM   #35
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Another penis chopper. It's getting old :p
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Old 10-04-2004, 01:19 PM   #36
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what was his penis doing so close to the chickens neck?
maybe he was getting a blowjob
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do you smell that? smells like bullshit.
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And what was going thru the mind of the dog after he ate it???

"Ruff ruff...this tastes like......chicken!"

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Old 10-04-2004, 11:40 PM   #40
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This story is wrong on soooo many levels..
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Old 10-05-2004, 02:17 PM   #43
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This is nothing, look at this crazy doctor, and see if you wanna be under operation with him around
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who the fuck lives somewhere with chickens in their yard???
He owns the chickens.. and its Romania.
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good thing he cut his penis off, cause he doesnt need to breed
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mistakenly??? How ppl can manage 2 do this?
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That is some funny stuff..sad but funny!
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mistakenly??? How ppl can manage 2 do this?
They don't. It's a fucking lie.

Picture this, naked in the middle of the night with a chicken in one hand and an axe in the other. If you saw me do this and told you I was about to kill that chicken, would you believe me?
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He is a sick bastard. Having sex with the chicken and the dog calls for getting your penis chopped off.
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how do you mistake your dick for a chickens neck how do you even get the two confused holy shit
Its easy. I guess you'd have to have a bigger penis to understand.
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