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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It [news]
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/penis_dc BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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how do you mistake your dick for a chickens neck how do you even get the two confused holy shit
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fucking insane, that man must have been stoned
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how do people manage this?
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how do you "mistakenly" cut off your penis in the first place *roll*
i figured that was an appropriate 200th post w00t!!
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This makes no sense, I mean why would you be killing a chicken naked and you are always supposed to cut away from yourself not towards.
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Is this what we have to look forward to as we get older??? Penises that look like chicken necks???
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who the fuck lives somewhere with chickens in their yard???
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he took the phrase "Choking the chicken" a bit far.
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The guy probably was totally shitfaced.
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Now with more Jayne
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I very rarely use this smiley but I think it is called for -
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ewwwwwwwwww!!!! thats gross... But still how do you mistake your penis with a chickens neck? I bet he was drunk or on some heavy duty drugs LOL
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what was his penis doing so close to the chickens neck?
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That chicken is smarter than Bugs Bunny.
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How do you mistake your penis for a chicken neck?
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Bull shit alert !!!!!
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that is one hell of a lie.. are they sure he wasnt trying to tell them he was choking the chicken when he ripped his penis off
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Does this mean he was rubbin one out everyday using a chicken's neck for the past 20 years?
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i guess the dog had a bone to pick.
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The sad part is that the chicken is still alive.
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I wonder if the lack of feathers on his dick could have been his first warning sign it wasn't a chicken's neck.
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I always send my husband out naked to kill our chickens in hopes he will do the same thing.
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Fuck - that's the last time I slaughter animals at night and in the nude. The risk I've been taking all these years without realising!
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Ok, so what does he do now?
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what a tard.
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Another penis chopper. It's getting old :p
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ROFL ! ! !
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do you smell that? smells like bullshit.
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And what was going thru the mind of the dog after he ate it???
"Ruff ruff...this tastes like......chicken!" |
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This story is wrong on soooo many levels..
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it hurts! poor boy!
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This is nothing, look at this crazy doctor, and see if you wanna be under operation with him around
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good thing he cut his penis off, cause he doesnt need to breed
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mistakenly??? How ppl can manage 2 do this?
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That is some funny stuff..sad but funny!
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Picture this, naked in the middle of the night with a chicken in one hand and an axe in the other. If you saw me do this and told you I was about to kill that chicken, would you believe me?
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He is a sick bastard. Having sex with the chicken and the dog calls for getting your penis chopped off.
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