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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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So This Married Chick Wants to Go Out
I know it's wrong but I'm horny and obviously her husband doesn't pay enough attention to her.
We went out about a month ago and wound up porking in the back seat of her car.. Am I a bad guy? I think one more pushy pushy wont hurt ![]()
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yes its wrong
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Dont let yourself get caught in her problems..
Walk away NOW
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I would hit it, I mean if her husband doesn't give a shit means she doesn't love her. Go for it
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"Porking" .. ahahaha I love that term.
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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
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if you're looking to get laid, then bang her. if she doesnt do it with you she'll do it with someone else.
also, very important, never bring her home to your place. there will be a day she confesses to her husband, or her husband will get suspicous and follow her right back to your place. ![]() |
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what goes around dude - very bad karma heading your way so in the future dont bitch about how bad your life is - or when your next girlfriend is getting "porked" by your best friend - you deserve everything that is coming your way.
have you thought that maybe hes out bangin some other chick or some hooker downtown that he brought some STD's home - welcome to the family, you've just slept with everyone he did
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I've been on both sides of this story. So ya just get jaded after awhile. Besides I hate rubbers! Shoot in her mouth! That doesn't count as sex.... |
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Ryde or Die
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karma is gonna come back and bit u in the ass
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Dude, don't get in the mix with that shit.. What happens if he goes psycho and finds you and shoots you?? Or blows your car up or some shit...
I'd go apeshit if my wife cheated on me..
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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You naughty, naughty boy! Go hit it more ;)
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fucking somebody's wife is a great way to get seriously hurt ot killed
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what % of these situations result in violence?
alot.
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I am sure she would probably fuck someone else if Spunky said no. |
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you're in a dangous situation. get out now while you can.
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