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DVTimes · 10-02-2004, 05:31 AM

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost 150, she exclaimed: "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my Mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the back room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead .. take it out ...." She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well, go ahead." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer...and while holding it close to her lips tentatively said...

"Hello, Mother can you hear me?"

Manowar · 10-02-2004, 05:45 AM

Wiggles · 10-02-2004, 06:31 AM

haha thats not bad, one of the better blonde jokes

directfiesta · 10-02-2004, 06:37 AM

Already posted months ago by me ... but still funny

Tricksy · 10-02-2004, 07:21 AM

10-02-2004, 05:31 AM	#1
DVTimes xxx Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: UK Posts: 31,544	blond joke A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost 150, she exclaimed: "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my Mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the back room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead .. take it out ...." She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well, go ahead." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer...and while holding it close to her lips tentatively said... "Hello, Mother can you hear me?" __________________ The Affiliate Program

10-02-2004, 06:31 AM	#3
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	haha thats not bad, one of the better blonde jokes __________________ no sig

10-02-2004, 06:37 AM	#4
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,675	Already posted months ago by me ... but still funny __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

10-02-2004, 07:21 AM	#5
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10-02-2004, 05:45 AM	#2
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