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Old 10-01-2004, 03:17 PM   #1
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Jehovas Witness

I wish I was a good salesman as these persons
So here I am I turned into a Jehovas Witness.
They came to my door. And I am too polite to tell them to fuck off
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:20 PM   #2
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answer the door naked
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:23 PM   #3
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I wish I was a good salesman as these persons
So here I am I turned into a Jehovas Witness.
They came to my door. And I am too polite to tell them to fuck off
Don't tell them to fuck off.
Just ask them difficult logical questions about their beliefs.
Watch them leave, then know full well that they will be banging their heads against walls 30 minutes later.
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:27 PM   #4
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Just buy one of my stickers here....




It also helps keep away pesky little kids with parents..
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:30 PM   #5
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Do NOT show any interest. If you do they will be back.

I know. Don't ask me how
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:32 PM   #6
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Simplest answer of all -- don't answer the door.
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:33 PM   #7
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when they answer say hold on and show them playboy centerfold see the reaction on there face remember the camera
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:40 PM   #8
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when they answer say hold on and show them playboy centerfold see the reaction on there face remember the camera
Why stop there? Start spanking it right there or better yet get your girl involved.
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:30 PM   #9
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when they answer say hold on and show them playboy centerfold see the reaction on there face remember the camera
Not trying to start shit, but you have the most poorly written posts I have seen on GFY!
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