Fuck you with all your SUV's, you cum guzzling gas nazi's.

nice toy though....but your right...an old rag shouldnt be driving that....

Please stop posting. You have 339 posts in less than 6 days and I'm going to conservatively estimate 300+ suck ass.

i second that motion

CHAPTER II, BIATCH!

So then there's these niggaz that live somwhere around the hood, because they manage to come into mine, I don't know exactely where they live though. But they all come out on Thursday to drive their SUV's backwards. Why Thursday? I don't fucking know, because the Asians got Mon-Wed?

Anyway, they all have the same exact tricked out SUV, with stolen Alpine decks and THX DVD 5.1 surround dolby whatever the fuck. Matter of fact, one of my school colleges fell victim to this shit. He installed Bose in his car, because he thought "The Ghettos' (what he calls black folk.) would dig his bumps. Fucking moron, you don't put a Bose in a fucking Volvo. Oh, and he got ripped off too. And he got arrested for beating up some kid who he THOUGHT stole it, but found out later that it was one of his loyal "ghettos".

So on Thursday night, I'm going to the video store and sure enough, an SUV sporting purple lights comes fronting in reverse strait towards my 69 Mustang. So I stopped. And he stops. He does something with his DVD then he sticks his head out the window and looks back at my car. (And this is all on a busy main road) So i'm stuck behind this guy and I signal to go around him and what does he do? He pulls out in front of me. And then he does a reverse, then he backs up on the curb. 5 moves later he's ended up bumber to bumber, turned the SUV around in front me, only to show me just how bright his new halogen lights are.

OK, so if you don't get it, he made a wrong turn and now he's trying to go back, while talking on the cellphone ad watching a DVD. Now here's the part that pisses me off, here's the ticker.

8.5 moves later and now fully turned around, Michael Schumacher fucking floors it like he's in Formula 1 and burns out. As if his V6 was made him or some kind of Night Rider. You know, it takes a man to hold the wheel and hit the metal on freshy paved strait away.

If my nonna was still here, (God rest her soul) she could hit 80 on a Vespa through the Abruzzo mountains in Italty any day of the week.

Why the hell are you on my ignore list?? Did I do that and don't remember?


I secretly want an SUV, btw.

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I like to run over curbs!

No, you did it and you didn't realize it:
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=398681

The H2 is based on the Suburban, it is nothing like the H1.

Just how bad ass can you drive a Suburban, anyway?

stfu, i need it to make up for my small penis

I cannot fucken believe I clicked that. That makes twice in one night.

So who do I have on ignore now?

The guy that linked you to put me on ignore?

um...there are a few people doing it, check all sigs

i did it also

what a waste indeed, for the H2

I suppose you want a cookie for that?

h1 is sick.

Go granny!

Literally.


There's about 20 of them in my home province, and only once place that can repair them. There's 3 in the shop at any given time.