GETTING PLAY, THE EASY WAY... a thread to save your social life!

[Ben.Z]

some of you might remember my thread Fat 2 Fit, in where I preached my ramblings of a healthy lifestyle. Now here's the big payoff... GETTING PLAY, THE EASY WAY!

like before... there will be no easy answers in this thread, no cheesy one liners etc. (misleading thread titles are fun, huh!? lol)... this is a lifestyle change that will effect everything you do. mind, body, and soul.

here's the rundown...

step 1. (walking tall)
if your not taking care of yourself, read the "fat to fit" thread. if you are, your ahead of the game! ( BUT WAIT!!! if your out of shape, you may not be out of luck! though it will be a true test of your "game"and confidence.) chunky monkeys get play too! ;-)))

onto the meat of things...
i mentioned "game" and confidence... honestly, they are one in the same. this is a way of life, all imposters will be shut down before they even step up to bat. know this!

ok, so some of you might be unsure of yourself and/or game skills... let's fix that! sit up strait... when you walk, keep your chin up... literally! push your shoulders back and lead with your chest. posture is the first sign of confidence... though whomever your trying to attract will notice this 2nd. 1st they will notice your overall appearance. ( back to fat2fit ). if your already in shape this is going to come easy because you'll naturally "walk tall". others will need to make a conscious effort to do these things.

that's the hard part... the rest is CAKE! ( re-read that last paragraph if needed before going on... like i said, all imposters will be shot down!)

step 2. (eye contact and teeth!)
SMILE!!! show some teeth... make momentary eye contact. SMILE!!! ear to ear! it's a projection of confidence. these two simple things will get you further then you ever imagined. when on the prowl at a club, or even starbucks for that matter i always make sure to show off my silly grin... and i'll end this because it leads into step 3.

step 3. ( messages received and reciprocated... now pounce like a tiger!)
ok, so your walking tall, smiling, and making momentary eye contact with new people. what now?! well... it's not going to fall in your lap! (maybe sometimes, but it's more fun to chase!) keep your eyes open for reciprocal smiles/glances/gestures. first time is polite... second time is a SIGNAL! now here's where it gets tough again... and yet so easy. muster up your best game face and walk over to greet your new friend. buy them a drink. if your not at a club/bar/party , complement them!

ok... your in! have a good time and get to know them. i've gotten you this far, now it's time to show your personality. within the first few minutes you'll know if this is someone you have interest in or not, and they the same. if not, move on! simple as that...

hopefully this is all common knowledge to most... but for those lacking in the booty department, these are simple tools to better your chances of getting laid. the rest is up to you... make contact, get a number, take them home... whatever! it's all gravy at this point as the hard part is over.

i hope this was of help to some... if one person gets laid because of this thread. it will be a total success!




furthermore...
i'm calling out all the players, pimps, and pimpetts! help the little guys out here... add some tip's/knowledge that i may have overlooked... share the wealth! speaking of that... please take a moment to visit my sponsor.

discuss...

[polish_aristocrat]

Originally posted by WTS - Ben
some of you might remember my thread Fat 2 Fit, in where I preached my ramblings of a healthy lifestyle. Now here's the big payoff... GETTING PLAY, THE EASY WAY!

like before... there will be no easy answers in this thread, no cheesy one liners etc. (misleading thread titles are fun, huh!? lol)... this is a lifestyle change that will effect everything you do. mind, body, and soul.

here's the rundown...

step 1. (walking tall)
if your not taking care of yourself, read the "fat to fit" thread. if you are, your ahead of the game! ( BUT WAIT!!! if your out of shape, you may not be out of luck! though it will be a true test of your "game"and confidence.) chunky monkeys get play too! ;-)))

onto the meat of things...
i mentioned "game" and confidence... honestly, they are one in the same. this is a way of life, all imposters will be shut down before they even step up to bat. know this!

ok, so some of you might be unsure of yourself and/or game skills... let's fix that! sit up strait... when you walk, keep your chin up... literally! push your shoulders back and lead with your chest. posture is the first sign of confidence... though whomever your trying to attract will notice this 2nd. 1st they will notice your overall appearance. ( back to fat2fit ). if your already in shape this is going to come easy because you'll naturally "walk tall". others will need to make a conscious effort to do these things.

that's the hard part... the rest is CAKE! ( re-read that last paragraph if needed before going on... like i said, all imposters will be shot down!)

step 2. (eye contact and teeth!)
SMILE!!! show some teeth... make momentary eye contact. SMILE!!! ear to ear! it's a projection of confidence. these two simple things will get you further then you ever imagined. when on the prowl at a club, or even starbucks for that matter i always make sure to show off my silly grin... and i'll end this because it leads into step 3.

step 3. ( messages received and reciprocated... now pounce like a tiger!)
ok, so your walking tall, smiling, and making momentary eye contact with new people. what now?! well... it's not going to fall in your lap! (maybe sometimes, but it's more fun to chase!) keep your eyes open for reciprocal smiles/glances/gestures. first time is polite... second time is a SIGNAL! now here's where it gets tough again... and yet so easy. muster up your best game face and walk over to greet your new friend. buy them a drink. if your not at a club/bar/party , complement them!

ok... your in! have a good time and get to know them. i've gotten you this far, now it's time to show your personality. within the first few minutes you'll know if this is someone you have interest in or not, and they the same. if not, move on! simple as that...

hopefully this is all common knowledge to most... but for those lacking in the booty department, these are simple tools to better your chances of getting laid. the rest is up to you... make contact, get a number, take them home... whatever! it's all gravy at this point as the hard part is over.

i hope this was of help to some... if one person gets laid because of this thread. it will be a total success!




furthermore...
i'm calling out all the players, pimps, and pimpetts! help the little guys out here... add some tip's/knowledge that i may have overlooked... share the wealth! speaking of that... please take a moment to visit my sponsor.

discuss...

Everything fine...but some people will still have a small dick ;)

[Roxxy]

Great post!

[Ben.Z]

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Everything fine...but some people will still have a small dick ;)

... but they still might want to use it, right?