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20 ways to keep your sanity!!
I got this today and laughed my ass off!!
20 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They want Fries with That. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... SMILE!!! ![]()
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smiling is the best tool
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lol that was awesome
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That is super cool... I think that more than a few of those are gonna be useful!
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LOL I've read that before and laughed my freaking ass off. Made me chuckle again today! Thank you!
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Hehehe - nice! So that's how you do it, eh, Odie?! ;)
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mmm My favorite...
"When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" I just worry that only a receipt with a $0 balance will come out instead of money..lol --=Chipmunk=--
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![]() I'm sure sexmoney takes very good care of you!! ![]() and YES!! Doug, that's how I do it!!! ![]()
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LOL...too funny
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...its just called old Credit Card debt, psycho dates and the Bush Administration! lol
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LMAO
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![]() Go one Odie!! |
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When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
This's a good one! ![]() Thanx Odie! |
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they are awesome
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lol, they are 10 years older than the internet
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A few of those are pretty good.
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