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09-30-2004, 07:12 AM
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Lesbian jokes ppl LMAO
Some not new, some new to me, some VERY funny.
 Lesbian Bashing. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? ...A licker cabinet. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ...A Klondyke. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ...Militia Etheridge. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? ...Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? ...Fur Traders. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...A Lickalotapuss. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...Well Hung. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned? ...She was found face down in Ricki Lake. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ...Even the pool table doesn't have balls. Do you know what drag is? ...It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. What do you call lesbian twins? ...Lick-a-likes. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? ...She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? ...One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
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09-30-2004, 08:07 AM
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09-30-2004, 08:10 AM
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09-30-2004, 08:21 AM
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MMmmmmm.
Lesbians.
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09-30-2004, 08:34 AM
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09-30-2004, 09:26 AM
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Nice jokes. Thanks for sharing. |
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09-30-2004, 09:32 AM
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09-30-2004, 09:39 AM
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stc is the greatest
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ricki lake joke is rofl
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09-30-2004, 09:40 AM
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wahaha, nice jokes dude, some were excellent
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09-30-2004, 09:49 AM
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How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
...She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. I love that one. haha |
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09-30-2004, 10:10 AM
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What do you call a lesbian driving a truck full of dildos ??
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09-30-2004, 10:14 AM
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Good shit, always nice to start the day with some laughs
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09-30-2004, 11:29 AM
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there're some good ones! Thanx 4 laugh! |
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09-30-2004, 11:31 AM
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09-30-2004, 12:23 PM
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I couldn't get most of them but they were funny ....
j/k
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09-30-2004, 01:13 PM
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09-30-2004, 01:16 PM
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I got another one:
What do you call a lesbian with a girl on each arm? A bush hog. |
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09-30-2004, 01:29 PM
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I can change this!!!!!
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How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
...She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. i almost fell out of the chair when i read that
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09-30-2004, 01:33 PM
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those are some good jokes
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