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Elli · 09-30-2004, 12:38 PM

Why is it that after a really good romp in the sack, the guy is completely satisfied and is perfectly content to turn on the baseball playoffs, whereas the woman is left wanting more? I've asked around. It's a phenomenon.

I bet God (should there actually be a higher being in charge of this mess) is having a good chuckle about this one.

Sly · 09-30-2004, 12:39 PM

Elli you can cuddle with me if you'd like.

jade_dragon · 09-30-2004, 12:39 PM

Because you are multiply orgasmic and he is not. The best he can offer is cuddling. Try giving him head after, works for a lot of people.

Evil1 · 09-30-2004, 12:40 PM

My GF tells me to finish or get the fuck off

cath · 09-30-2004, 12:40 PM

This doesn't happen at our house -- guess my fiance is worth keeping

Seriously, do you talk to your guy about it?

nofx · 09-30-2004, 12:40 PM

i dont have sex, i make love

MattO · 09-30-2004, 12:40 PM

That's why nerds are good in the sack, because they don't give a shit about sports, and also know that it might be the last time in a while that they get to be with a naked chick.

Deepai · 09-30-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
i dont have sex, i make love

really???? i only fuck.

StuartD · 09-30-2004, 12:42 PM

It was scientifically proven that an orgasm truly does release a chemical in the man's brain that is stronger than valium... relaxes him to the point of being able to sleep if he closes his eyes.

On the flip side, it wakes up a woman completely and gives her an energy boost.

As for wanting more though, that shouldn't be... the man should be able to take care of that.

EpicLisa · 09-30-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
My GF tells me to finish or get the fuck off

Wow . . . that's kind of sad!

Elli · 09-30-2004, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
It was scientifically proven that an orgasm truly does release a chemical in the man's brain that is stronger than valium... relaxes him to the point of being able to sleep if he closes his eyes.

On the flip side, it wakes up a woman completely and gives her an energy boost.

As for wanting more though, that shouldn't be... the man should be able to take care of that.

Well, he does take care of it in any way he can..

He's got a good heart

As for the oral afterwards, well.. tried that and... he was so relaxed ummm hahahahah Let's just say I've never had that happen before.

psili · 09-30-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
It was scientifically proven that an orgasm truly does release a chemical in the man's brain that is stronger than valium... relaxes him to the point of being able to sleep if he closes his eyes.

On the flip side, it wakes up a woman completely and gives her an energy boost.

As for wanting more though, that shouldn't be... the man should be able to take care of that.

Thanks for sharing that. I thought I had a touch of narcolepsi.

Jman · 09-30-2004, 12:53 PM

LMAO to funny... I don't watch BaseBall

Elli · 09-30-2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by JMan
LMAO to funny... I don't watch BaseBall

The baseball was merely an illustration. He doesn't watch it much either.

Nicky · 09-30-2004, 12:58 PM

I usually ask the girl if she wants another go.......thats no problem

impulseSD · 09-30-2004, 01:06 PM

Buy him some meth or speed. That will make sure he's good for another few fucks.

Elli · 09-30-2004, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by impulseSD
Buy him some meth or speed. That will make sure he's good for another few fucks.

But then I would have to ditch him because I don't put up with drugs in my life. It would be a bit of a lose-lose situation.

mardigras · 09-30-2004, 01:19 PM

Why do you think they invented vibrators?

Shok · 09-30-2004, 01:19 PM

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

Screaming · 09-30-2004, 01:19 PM

its an age old problem that only if we are lucky will come to an end but as far as i see it we can give it up on getting much out of them after they have cum

tony286 · 09-30-2004, 01:21 PM

maybe get all your nuts off first and then he gets his or maybe he is just not cutting the mustard lol.

Elli · 09-30-2004, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by Shok
Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

I must love you then, because I'm already at the lonely and bitter stage.

Basic_man · 09-30-2004, 01:22 PM

I think it's pretty normal :D

VirtuMike · 09-30-2004, 01:23 PM

You call me when that happens. I'll bang you until you cry for mercy.

And then you won't be able to walk your dog without a skateboard and kneepads.

Shok · 09-30-2004, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
I must love you then, because I'm already at the lonely and bitter stage.

of course you love me or you would not have helped me bury that body in florida

Elli · 09-30-2004, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by Shok
of course you love me or you would not have helped me bury that body in florida

GODDAMMIT SHOK THAT WAS A SECRET!

bastard.

Now that's one more body I gotta take care of. *grumble*

Elli · 09-30-2004, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by VirtuMike
You call me when that happens. I'll bang you until you cry for mercy.

And then you won't be able to walk your dog without a skateboard and kneepads.

Promises, promises. I would wear you out and you know it.

VirtuMike · 09-30-2004, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Shok
of course you love me or you would not have helped me bury that body in florida

From what I heard Shok is an expert at burying things in Florida...

pussyluver · 09-30-2004, 01:31 PM

Answer 1: Have two guys! Don't do them at the same time. One then the other... Well since that didn't work out.

Answer 2: Girls seem to like guys to follow up with some good clit licking after the guy has shall we say satisfied himself. It doesn't make you gay and you can learn to do it to avoid, well you know. She'll love you for it and come back for more.

Next lesson we discuss the G-Spot...

Got to train your men ellie

Elli · 09-30-2004, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by pussyluver
Answer 1: Have two guys! Don't do them at the same time. One then the other... Well since that didn't work out.

Answer 2: Girls seem to like guys to follow up with some good clit licking after the guy has shall we say satisfied himself. It doesn't make you gay and you can learn to do it to avoid, well you know. She'll love you for it and come back for more.

Next lesson we discuss the G-Spot...

Got to train your men ellie

Good point. He's not squeamish about the sloppiness factor, thank goodness. I think he actually kinda likes it...

Missy · 09-30-2004, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Why is it that after a really good romp in the sack, the guy is completely satisfied and is perfectly content to turn on the baseball playoffs, whereas the woman is left wanting more? I've asked around. It's a phenomenon.

I bet God (should there actually be a higher being in charge of this mess) is having a good chuckle about this one.

Remove the TV from the bedroom, and then cuff him to the bed before you start. That way he can't go anywhere til you're good and done

Elli · 09-30-2004, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Missy
Remove the TV from the bedroom, and then cuff him to the bed before you start. That way he can't go anywhere til you're good and done

Cuffing him would limit his talents unneccessarily.

Lycanthrope · 09-30-2004, 02:03 PM

I would never just finish and turn on the baseball playoffs.

Football maybe, but not baseball.

Elli · 09-30-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Lycanthrope
I would never just finish and turn on the baseball playoffs.

Football maybe, but not baseball.

Hockey I'm willing to allow, playoff NFL ok in the semi's or the final, but not baseball.

Yo Adrian · 09-30-2004, 02:06 PM

Sounds like you're with the wrong guy Elli, a guy shouldn't be done until his girl is.

gornyhuy · 09-30-2004, 02:08 PM

Generally I make sure she's had 2 or 3 orgasms before I finish... and then its usually her thats ready to get up, clean up, and watch TV or something afterward...

Wanna come play?

jade_dragon · 09-30-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Why do you think they invented vibrators?

The very premise behind my business.

SleazeQueen · 09-30-2004, 02:13 PM

Our trick is that I get to have a couple orgasms before he starts. Then I'm tired when he's done. Well, usually.

ParasiteTV · 09-30-2004, 02:14 PM

for me its the opposite, they always wanted to snuggle whereas i just wanted to sleep.

Elli · 09-30-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by SleazeQueen
Our trick is that I get to have a couple orgasms before he starts. Then I'm tired when he's done. Well, usually.

*nodding knowingly*

We've adopted the same solution, I see.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	maybe get all your nuts off first and then he gets his or maybe he is just not cutting the mustard lol.

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pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Answer 1: Have two guys! Don't do them at the same time. One then the other... Well since that didn't work out. Answer 2: Girls seem to like guys to follow up with some good clit licking after the guy has shall we say satisfied himself. It doesn't make you gay and you can learn to do it to avoid, well you know. She'll love you for it and come back for more. Next lesson we discuss the G-Spot... Got to train your men ellie

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Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	I would never just finish and turn on the baseball playoffs. Football maybe, but not baseball. __________________

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