20 ways to keep your sanity!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Odie · 09-30-2004, 10:34 AM

I got this today and laughed my ass off!!

20 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses
on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If
They want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the
Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically
After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't
Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

SMILE!!!

axelcat · 09-30-2004, 10:34 AM

smiling is the best tool

Rinaldo · 09-30-2004, 10:37 AM

lol that was awesome

Chichio · 09-30-2004, 10:47 AM

Quote:

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

I'm doing this one next time I get a pizza.

Odie · 09-30-2004, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chichio
I'm doing this one next time I get a pizza.

i wonder if we could write that off...hmmmm...

Princess Ellisa · 09-30-2004, 10:51 AM

That is super cool... I think that more than a few of those are gonna be useful!

sherie · 09-30-2004, 10:53 AM

LOL I've read that before and laughed my freaking ass off. Made me chuckle again today! Thank you!

Platinum Doug · 09-30-2004, 10:54 AM

Hehehe - nice! So that's how you do it, eh, Odie?! ;)

chipmunk · 09-30-2004, 10:54 AM

mmm My favorite...

"When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

I just worry that only a receipt with a $0 balance will come out instead of money..lol

--=Chipmunk=--

Odie · 09-30-2004, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chipmunk
mmm My favorite...

"When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

I just worry that only a receipt with a $0 balance will come out instead of money..lol

--=Chipmunk=--

bahaaahah! I laugh everytime I read that one!!

I'm sure sexmoney takes very good care of you!!

and YES!! Doug, that's how I do it!!!

Lange · 09-30-2004, 11:00 AM

LOL...too funny

chipmunk · 09-30-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Odie
bahaaahah! I laugh everytime I read that one!!

I'm sure sexmoney takes very good care of you!!

and YES!! Doug, that's how I do it!!!

Yes they do take good care of me hun...

...its just called old Credit Card debt, psycho dates and the Bush Administration! lol

Black Dog · 09-30-2004, 12:24 PM

LMAO

Head · 09-30-2004, 12:35 PM

Go one Odie!!

Tricksy · 09-30-2004, 12:53 PM

When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

This's a good one!

Thanx Odie!

Manowar · 09-30-2004, 01:26 PM

they are awesome

Fake Nick · 09-30-2004, 01:27 PM

lol, they are 10 years older than the internet

go figure

Vitasoy · 09-30-2004, 01:39 PM

A few of those are pretty good.

media · 09-30-2004, 01:40 PM

Odie · 10-01-2004, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tricksy
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

This's a good one!

Thanx Odie!

np

I just thought I'd make someone else's day funny!! Everytime I read them I laugh my ass off!!

09-30-2004, 10:34 AM	#1
Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	20 ways to keep your sanity!! I got this today and laughed my ass off!! 20 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They want Fries with That. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... SMILE!!! __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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