Bush Will Wax Kerry's Ass In The Debate - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 09-29-2004, 05:14 PM

We're gonna see tomorrow night why George Bush is gonna win the election by a landslide.

As soon as the debate starts Kerry's head will explode and we'll see wires and diodes and circuit boards frizzled and haning from his neck. Then the camera will switch over to Bush who'll be holding a universal game pad with 'vibration' on.

freeadultcontent · 09-29-2004, 05:15 PM

I so hope not.

sickkittens · 09-29-2004, 05:17 PM

Will it help or hurt Kerry if he laughs out loud at some of the comments Bush will make?

strats · 09-29-2004, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Will it help or hurt Kerry if he laughs out loud at some of the comments Bush will make?

if he lolz at at one or two, its could be very beneficial to his campaign

ShellyCrash · 09-29-2004, 05:18 PM

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Oh yeah- I can't WAIT!

D-Money · 09-29-2004, 05:19 PM

I fall asleep faster listening to Kerry then Bush.

If Kerry is smart, he should use quick, to the point answers. But then that wouldn't be politicing.

The only time I was interested in listening to Bush was when he spoke about the war. The rest sounds like blah blah blah.

Kerry's gonna slam Bush on his track record and war and Bush will slam Kerry on being wishy washy and not sticking with a view point.

I think that Kerry will gain a few points back in the polls after the debate based on, he's taller.

reynold · 09-29-2004, 05:20 PM

i'll be waiting for the big event! can't wait to see it!

sweetcuties · 09-29-2004, 05:22 PM

I still don't understand... How can ANYONE in the adult biz vote for bush? Do you realize who works for him??

baddog · 09-29-2004, 05:22 PM

I think it would get more viewers if they did show Bush waxing Kerry's ass, and then Kerry waxing Bush's ass.

That would make for some interesting content

baddog · 09-29-2004, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
I still don't understand... How can ANYONE in the adult biz vote for bush? Do you realize who works for him??

You know, that would be a good argument if our entire world circulated on porn, or if you could show how Bush had done anything to make business more difficult, and how it would be different if Kerry was in office

jimmyf · 09-29-2004, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Greg B
We're gonna see tomorrow night why George Bush is gonna win the election by a landslide.

As soon as the debate starts Kerry's head will explode and we'll see wires and diodes and circuit boards frizzled and haning from his neck. Then the camera will switch over to Bush who'll be holding a universal game pad with 'vibration' on.

2 funny

jimmyf · 09-29-2004, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
You know, that would be a good argument if our entire world circulated on porn, or if you could show how Bush had done anything to make business more difficult, and how it would be different if Kerry was in office

Rich · 09-29-2004, 05:33 PM

I suspect you people who have never seen Kerry Debate are in for a big surprise tomorrow. I'm not a huge fan of his but he's been a senator for 30 years, all he's done is debate and he's one of the best. I don't underestimate Bush but I think Kerry is going to win the debate with everyone but the God crowd. Bush will say God more times and probably Jesus at least once. We all know how complicated it is to impress that crew.

The right really has to pull out some major stunts and soon, John Kerry as President has got to be their worst nightmare. Can you imagine the guy who was on Nixon's hit list investigating the prison torture and Halliburton extortion? The guy who helped bring out the Iran Contra scandal, I laugh just thinking about it. Rumsfeld and Cheney have hated this guy since the 60's, they must be shitting themselves when the see the polls so close. No wonder Rumsfeld is fucking up everything he says recently, he's feeling the heat. He'll be fighting in court if Kerry wins for his role in the torture. The extreme right would lose control of the party to guys like Guliani and McCain.

Rich · 09-29-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
I still don't understand... How can ANYONE in the adult biz vote for bush? Do you realize who works for him??

How can any adult vote for Bush this year?

stocktrader23 · 09-29-2004, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
How can any adult vote for Bush this year?

Amen.

vdewd · 09-29-2004, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
You know, that would be a good argument if our entire world circulated on porn, or if you could show how Bush had done anything to make business more difficult, and how it would be different if Kerry was in office

also, if you stop and think about the man...if he thinks it makes him more popular to be against porn, then he'll be against porn.

Rich · 09-29-2004, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Amen.

I'm dead serious too. You hear all this negative shit about Kerry but I have yet to hear one specific thing that Bush has done successfully. Someone please name ONE program he's fully funded, one plan that has succeed, one promise that has been kept, anything. Somehow everything seem to be someone else's fault.

He may be a great guy who means well but the fact remains he has yet to attempt anything that hasn't been at least a partial failure, on top of all the massive failures. I can't understand why the Republican party would want this administration to continue representing them, besides the obvious fact that they think they'll win.

Webmaster_Logic · 09-29-2004, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
I suspect you people who have never seen Kerry Debate are in for a big surprise tomorrow. I'm not a huge fan of his but he's been a senator for 30 years, all he's done is debate and he's one of the best. I don't underestimate Bush but I think Kerry is going to win the debate with everyone but the God crowd. Bush will say God more times and probably Jesus at least once. We all know how complicated it is to impress that crew.

The right really has to pull out some major stunts and soon, John Kerry as President has got to be their worst nightmare. Can you imagine the guy who was on Nixon's hit list investigating the prison torture and Halliburton extortion? The guy who helped bring out the Iran Contra scandal, I laugh just thinking about it. Rumsfeld and Cheney have hated this guy since the 60's, they must be shitting themselves when the see the polls so close. No wonder Rumsfeld is fucking up everything he says recently, he's feeling the heat. He'll be fighting in court if Kerry wins for his role in the torture. The extreme right would lose control of the party to guys like Guliani and McCain.

Bingo i just watched some of his debates and damn i must say i was impressed. Tomorrw is going to be a good day

Greg B · 09-29-2004, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
I suspect you people who have never seen Kerry Debate are in for a big surprise tomorrow. I'm not a huge fan of his but he's been a senator for 30 years, all he's done is debate and he's one of the best. I don't underestimate Bush but I think Kerry is going to win the debate with everyone but the God crowd. Bush will say God more times and probably Jesus at least once. We all know how complicated it is to impress that crew.

The right really has to pull out some major stunts and soon, John Kerry as President has got to be their worst nightmare. Can you imagine the guy who was on Nixon's hit list investigating the prison torture and Halliburton extortion? The guy who helped bring out the Iran Contra scandal, I laugh just thinking about it. Rumsfeld and Cheney have hated this guy since the 60's, they must be shitting themselves when the see the polls so close. No wonder Rumsfeld is fucking up everything he says recently, he's feeling the heat. He'll be fighting in court if Kerry wins for his role in the torture. The extreme right would lose control of the party to guys like Guliani and McCain.

Nice points there Rich. Forgot all about Kerry being one of the guys who went after Nixon and exposed Iran Contra. Those are big kudos. Problem is his wife should shut the fuck up. Who the hell wants a first lady with balls bigger than her husband.

Bottom line is Bush is gonna win because he has the fear factor on his side. All he has to say is God, Jesus, Terrorism, Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, Cut Taxes. The 'cutting taxes' thing is the only real issue the people are concerned with. The Republicans are at least honorable about that alone. Reagan did it and Bush is gonna follow up. Wouldn't suprise me if they crashed the IRS for being unconstitutional in the first place.

What's Kerry gonna say? That Bush fucked up overseas? So what. Many a Democratic regime fucked up even worse.

To win an election in this country you have to use buzzwords that when read between the lines says:

" I'll do whatever I can to make sure you don't get arrested for stealing money, fucking your children and beating up black people. "

That's the American Way.

DX · 09-29-2004, 06:05 PM

When the debate is over, Bush will close with...

"I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this ass-whooping."

Scootermuze · 09-29-2004, 06:15 PM

It wouldn't surprise me if the Bush party had pre-determined questions prepared for the moderator so GW could read the answers...

If he has nothing to read, he has a major problem thinking of a focal point and arriving at it without tripping all over himself..

I just wish they could face off with each other instead of having a moderator that they must answer to..

That would show who's sure of their words..

Scootermuze · 09-29-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Greg B
.............. The 'cutting taxes' thing is the only real issue the people are concerned with.

I don't think he wants to dally around the tax issue too long..

Plenty of folks still remember Daddy Bush and his, "Read my lips.. No new taxes" promise..
Then had one of the biggest tax hikes in history...

09-29-2004, 05:14 PM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Bush Will Wax Kerry's Ass In The Debate We're gonna see tomorrow night why George Bush is gonna win the election by a landslide. As soon as the debate starts Kerry's head will explode and we'll see wires and diodes and circuit boards frizzled and haning from his neck. Then the camera will switch over to Bush who'll be holding a universal game pad with 'vibration' on.

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D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	I fall asleep faster listening to Kerry then Bush. If Kerry is smart, he should use quick, to the point answers. But then that wouldn't be politicing. The only time I was interested in listening to Bush was when he spoke about the war. The rest sounds like blah blah blah. Kerry's gonna slam Bush on his track record and war and Bush will slam Kerry on being wishy washy and not sticking with a view point. I think that Kerry will gain a few points back in the polls after the debate based on, he's taller. __________________ Still Ballin'

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I think it would get more viewers if they did show Bush waxing Kerry's ass, and then Kerry waxing Bush's ass. That would make for some interesting content

09-29-2004, 05:33 PM	#13
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	I suspect you people who have never seen Kerry Debate are in for a big surprise tomorrow. I'm not a huge fan of his but he's been a senator for 30 years, all he's done is debate and he's one of the best. I don't underestimate Bush but I think Kerry is going to win the debate with everyone but the God crowd. Bush will say God more times and probably Jesus at least once. We all know how complicated it is to impress that crew. The right really has to pull out some major stunts and soon, John Kerry as President has got to be their worst nightmare. Can you imagine the guy who was on Nixon's hit list investigating the prison torture and Halliburton extortion? The guy who helped bring out the Iran Contra scandal, I laugh just thinking about it. Rumsfeld and Cheney have hated this guy since the 60's, they must be shitting themselves when the see the polls so close. No wonder Rumsfeld is fucking up everything he says recently, he's feeling the heat. He'll be fighting in court if Kerry wins for his role in the torture. The extreme right would lose control of the party to guys like Guliani and McCain. Last edited by Rich; 09-29-2004 at 05:36 PM..

09-29-2004, 06:05 PM	#20
DX Feed me coffee. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massafuckingchusetts Posts: 1,128	When the debate is over, Bush will close with... "I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this ass-whooping."

09-29-2004, 06:15 PM	#21
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	It wouldn't surprise me if the Bush party had pre-determined questions prepared for the moderator so GW could read the answers... If he has nothing to read, he has a major problem thinking of a focal point and arriving at it without tripping all over himself.. I just wish they could face off with each other instead of having a moderator that they must answer to.. That would show who's sure of their words..