Guys: What do you lube with when you masturbate?

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    Guys: What do you lube with when you masturbate?

    I like conditioner or hand lotion...

    Soap and shampoo are NOT GOOD! It burns when they get into the urethra...
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • Marcus Aurelius
      No Refunds Issued.
      • Apr 2003
      • 14809
      #2
      my wifes saliva. because I dont have to masturbate, I just have to ask. Aint love grand.

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        • TheJimmy
          ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
          • Jan 2001
          • 10747
          #3
          Astrogluide....there is nothing better....well REAL pussy lube is better, but for wackit material that shit is duh bizomb....
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            • bangman
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2004
              • 5283
              #4
              Mayo.
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                • More Booze
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 5116
                  #5
                  I dont use anything, im a real man.

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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141
                      #6
                      Originally posted by bangman
                      Mayo.
                      Seriously?
                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                        • Dagwolf
                          President of Canada
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 23141
                          #7
                          Originally posted by More Booze
                          I dont use anything, im a real man.
                          Try some lotion... It's a whole new dimension.
                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                            • bangman
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 5283
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                              Seriously?
                              - David Hall
                              ICQ: 312744199

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                                • FilthyRob
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 6741
                                  #9
                                  sandpaper and rosin work well.
                                  AKA - Clubsexy

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                                    • fris
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 55679
                                      #10
                                      tar tar sauce usally.
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                                        • Pornweaver
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 855
                                          #11
                                          Butter and Cheese Wiz

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                                            • Magg
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 4467
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by More Booze
                                              I dont use anything, im a real man.

                                              Why do you even need lube? Its your hand, you do it to cum and thats it, anyone who needs to fantasize about magical realities needs to go get a hooker and finally lose their virginity.

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                                                • JesseD
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 473
                                                  #13
                                                  I like it rough = superglue!


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                                                    • More Booze
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 5116
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                      Try some lotion... It's a whole new dimension.
                                                      hmm.. ok I will, but dont tell anyone..

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                                                        • Evil1
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 3893
                                                          #15
                                                          wd-40

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                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                              President of Canada
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 23141
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Magg
                                                              Why do you even need lube? Its your hand, you do it to cum and thats it, anyone who needs to fantasize about magical realities needs to go get a hooker and finally lose their virginity.
                                                              Now that is just so wrong, I don't even know WHERE to begin to argue with it...
                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 23141
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by More Booze
                                                                  hmm.. ok I will, but dont tell anyone..
                                                                  Oh, and don't do it if there's a possibility of getting a blowjob anytime soon... I suspect it leaves a bad taste, although my wife would never tell me if it did...
                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                    • Nylz
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 8285
                                                                      #18
                                                                      broken glass or rocks

                                                                      No sig.

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                                                                        • Tricksy
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 2601
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Nylz
                                                                          broken glass or rocks
                                                                          it must be painful...


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                                                                            • Zerof8
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 1245
                                                                              #20
                                                                              lotions cool, but youve got to watch it with that scented stuff because if someone comes over after youve squeezed one out they might think your a little fruity.
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                                                                                • xclusive
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                  • 35218
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I just jerk it til the pre-cum starts to flow and that is my lube...

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