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09-27-2004, 10:53 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Fuck You.
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DNC "Kerry lost because..." excuse list leaked.
Keep this handy.
1. Ralph Nader 2. Rigged voting machines 3. Tony Blair 4. Insufficient campaign dollars 5. Slanted press 6. Short primary season 7. Unfair debate rules 8. Bad economy 9. U.S. Voters incapable of nuance 10. Republican dirty tricks 11. Dan Rather 12. Bad weather on election day 13. Good weather on election day 14. Kerry's cold in September 15. Swift boat veterans 16. Sumner Redstone 17. Janet and/or Michael Jackson 18. Hurricanes 19. Bill Burkett 20. Low voter turnout 21. Rush Limbaugh 22. The phases of the moon 23. Shuttle Columbia crash 24. Balloon release trouble at Dem convention 25. Bloggers exposed CBS story after Dems already jumped on it 26. Deaniacs didn't come on board until too late 27. Mary Beth Cahill screwed up Kerry's campaign 28. TV networks didn't televise enough of the Dem National Convention 29. Kerry peaked too quickly 30. Edwards makes Kerry look dull by comparison 31. 9-11 Commission blamed Clinton and Bush equally 32. The Internet 33. Failure to "Get out their message" 34. Sabotage by Billery 35. Fox News 36. The economic recovery 37. Kerry was too far to the right 38. Kerry was too far to the left 39. Kerry was too centrist |
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09-27-2004, 10:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Where is the "Bush created a war we didnt need and let it drag on because people traditionally dont like switching presidents during war" option ?
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