Everyone I can think of that claimed to have some sort of divine communication throughout the years has been alone and wandering around in the mountains or desert.

I used to hang with a preacher's daughter that was a stripper. She taught me that one in my hotel room.

Yeah, but they were real small, ya know. Like I mean, you can fit 50 or 100 million plankton in a mason jar....:thumbsup

I'm fairly convinced that this is how religion got started in the first place...Espicially for Mormons.

"No really...God spoke to me last night. Now do as I say."

Uh huh...Fucking garden nomes will speak to you if you drop enough acid.

Ah...But there were only 2 of each species. Think of the amount of time that Noah spent deciding on the chosen two.

Q: How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagen Beetle?
A: Open the car door, put the elephants inside, and close the door.

:winkwink:

Either way, ya gotta hand it to the guy, Noah was a logistics genius! :1orglaugh

http://www.zboneman.com/humor/images/noah.jpg

http://marbella.to/humour/jun00/noah.jpg

I wonder how he figured out which of the plankton were male and which were female :eek7

Now wait a second, there are 4 or 5 sheep and 5 people in that pic. I thought there was only 2 of each species.

I don't think that is an actual photo of the event. Did you make that in photoshop ? :Graucho

Nope...Baddog was there with his camera. He took the pic himself.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And thus the population of sheep on GFY. We can thank Noah for this shit. :feels-hot

yep

http://www.whatacharacter.com/a-f/f0600037.jpg

And why aren't the lions eating the deer?

too gamey

I would think they'd get really fat and out of shape sitting around the Ark all day with nothing else to do but witness the wrath of God. Maybe they had a pilates instructor or something?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Alex I'll take, what happens to you when you die for 300...



We become 'potential energy' ie fertilizer ?

The Pocket Aquinas is a great read...I love the 'design' argument myself...


However, I also give some credence to the writings of Freud on the matter of humanity and religion...


really hard to hold fast to things that are not proovable/touchable/tangible...


but EASY to get worked up over (sadly) as witnessed by several thousands of people that have died and been torchered in the name of religion...



:/



I think it's healthy to believe in 'something' but the whats and hows are personal issues...

If heaven is full of Boobmaster's, please send me to Hell.

"Jesus waved his magical wand and all the animal kingdom was at peace" It's coming from boobmaster.... just wait.

And there are many here who will give them that attention.

CONFESS TO JESUS, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!




Sorry, had to be lame and plug my lame site.

Nobody said stop believing what you believe... Just fucking shut up about it.

Jesus Built my Hotrod.

You are the oil world leaders of the future will be fighting over:glugglug

no ketchup?

Amen :)

Um i think most ppl believe in god because it provides hope and it gives ppl a standard to live by....

I dont live through fear i live through love....

God doesn't instill fear AAron... i think its human's that maniuplate his message and thereby bring fear into ppl's hearts instead of preaching the message.

I think that most of you people are hypocrites. Religion is the only issue that most of you would rather suppress vs. letting people openly express without fear of ridicule. Freedom to express religion is the basic reason why this country was formed. All of the other "freedoms" here came as a result of that desire.

I guess freedom is ok when it comes to speech, or the press, or reproducitive rights, or sexual preference but forget about it when it comes to religion?

when i doubt.. blame the Jews..

Yep, all those little teens taking huge cocks, dirty whores doing A2M etc, sharing the porn and you're sharing god's love, right? :)

There's a huge difference between providing something and pushing it on people.

I think almost everyone here is willing to let everyone else have their own religions beliefs, they just don't want them to keep telling us about it.

If you want your religion, great... don't bug me to want it too, because I don't.

It's as simple as that. Has nothing to do with boobmaster's freedom to like his religion, has to do with our freedom to not hear him open his fat ass mouth about it in every thread.

if he was only allowed 1 pair per species.. andf only took 1 chick on the boat with him.. to repopulate the earth.. and he had kids.. who did the kids have kids with.. eachother.. isent that incest... and isent that bad in like all religions.. bah my head hurts

Don't believe it... he took another guy with him, he was gay.

The flood myth actually has scientific basis in fact, however it was hardly a global flood... There was global flooding on a massive scale at that point in earth's history, however it was not the entire earth covered in water. The persistant myth of the Noah legend (or other versions thereof) is likely rooted in some truth (certainly not the version that's told) back in ancient history, however, to blindly believe everything the bible says as 100% truth would be to allow oneself to be guided by foolishness. The Bible most certainly is an interesting archaeological study, historical study, cultural study, but almost as many biblical myths have been archeologically disproven as have been proven.

Then again, if one must rely on religion to teach good moral values and ideals, what the hell is the point of things like school, culture and education? Apparently those who aren't indoctrinated and snared through the nose to go to church every sunday are less than civilized? I doubt it.

ahh a cabin boy!!.. wait isent being gay wrong.. but didnt god make man in his own image..

my head hurst again:helpme

Yeppir, and that's how I know that God is a Frog ! :Graucho

Btw, thats Frog as in amphibian, ya know, can live on land or water, webbed toes, good eating legs all that.... Not the French kind of Frog, the good kind of Frog.

:thumbsup