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neewwman · 09-27-2004, 12:37 PM

There's a Broadway musical called Avenue Q, which is kind of Muppets for grown-ups. Definitely "mature themes." One song is called "The Internet is for Porn" You can buy it on I-tunes.

The scene: Kate, a young woman, is excited to teach her very
first kindergarten class all by herself. She decides to teach something
really new and relevant: the Internet. Trekkie Monster, a monster, is listening from the apartment window above her.

KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I?ve got a fast connection so i don?t have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like i?m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
Treee?kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can
finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good

I?m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por?oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you?ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!

Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That?s gross you?re a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, you're a pervert
Normal people don?t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!
[spoken]
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade
stocks online

ROB
That?s correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
EEEWWWWW!
[sung]
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I?m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE
YEAH!

Wiggles · 09-27-2004, 12:40 PM

haha so true

the_wizz · 09-27-2004, 12:40 PM

Grab your dick and double click!!

neewwman · 09-27-2004, 03:13 PM

All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

nolaman · 09-27-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the_wizz
Grab your dick and double click!!

haha thats a good one

09-27-2004, 12:37 PM	#1
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	The Internet is for Porn There's a Broadway musical called Avenue Q, which is kind of Muppets for grown-ups. Definitely "mature themes." One song is called "The Internet is for Porn" You can buy it on I-tunes. The scene: Kate, a young woman, is excited to teach her very first kindergarten class all by herself. She decides to teach something really new and relevant: the Internet. Trekkie Monster, a monster, is listening from the apartment window above her. KATE The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER For porn KATE I?ve got a fast connection so i don?t have to wait TREKKIE For porn KATE Huh? There's always some new site, TREKKIE For porn! KATE I browse all day and night TREKKIE For porn! KATE It's like i?m surfing at the speed of light TREKKIE For porn! KATE Trekkie! TREKKIE The internet is for porn KATE Trekkie! TREKKIE The internet is for porn, KATE What are you doing!? TREKKIE Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn KATE Treee?kkie! TREKKIE Oh hello kate monster KATE You are ruining my song TREKKIE Oh me sorry, me no mean to KATE Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? TREKKIE Me no talkie KATE Good I?m glad we have this new technology TREKKIE For porn KATE Which gives us untold opportunity TREKKIE For por?oops, sorry KATE Right from you own desktop TREKKIE For --- KATE You can research browse and shop Until you?ve had enough and your ready to stop TREKKIE FOR PORN!! Trekkie! TREKKIE The internet is for porn! KATE Noooo TREKKIE The internet if for porn! KATE Trekkie TREKKIE Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! KATE That?s gross you?re a pervert TREKKIE Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster KATE NO really, you're a pervert Normal people don?t sit at home and look At porn on the internet TREKKIE Ohhhh? KATE What?! TREKKIE You have no idea Ready normal people? NORMAL PEOPLE Ready--- ready ----ready TREKKIE Let me hear it! TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn! PRINCETON Sorry kate TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn! PRINCETON I masturbate! TREKKIE AND GUYS All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn! KATE The internet is not for porn!! TREKKIE AND GUYS PORN!, PORN, P--- KATE HOLD ON A SECOND! [spoken] Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online ROB That?s correct. KATE And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com BRIAN Sure! KATE And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay GARY Yes I do! KATE And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card PRINCETON True! TREKKIE Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm? PRINCETON . .yeah KATE EEEWWWWW! [sung] TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn! KATE Gross! TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn! KATE I hate porn TREKKIE AND GUYS Grab your dick and double click KATE I hate you men! TREKKIE AND GUYS For porn, porn, porn! (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn KATE I?m leaving! TREKKIE AND GUYS Porn, porn, porn, porn porn, porn, porn, porn KATE I hate the internet! TREKKIE AND GUYS Porn, porn, porn, porn TREKKIE The internet is for TREKKIE AND SOME The internet is for TREKKIE AND ALL The internet is for PORN! TREKKIE YEAH! __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!

09-27-2004, 12:40 PM	#2
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	haha so true __________________ no sig

09-27-2004, 12:40 PM	#3
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09-27-2004, 03:13 PM	#4
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn! __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!