John Kerry, George Bush, a barbershop, their wives, and a whorehouse - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 09-27-2004, 03:56 AM

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn
to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my
wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse." The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

NickB. · 09-27-2004, 03:58 AM

Very nice!

BrainDead · 09-27-2004, 03:58 AM

hahahaha! that's funny!

CET · 09-27-2004, 04:26 AM

09-27-2004, 03:56 AM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	John Kerry, George Bush, a barbershop, their wives, and a whorehouse G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse." The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." __________________

09-27-2004, 04:26 AM	#4
CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	__________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

09-27-2004, 03:58 AM	#2
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	Very nice!

09-27-2004, 03:58 AM	#3
BrainDead So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,536	hahahaha! that's funny!