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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 3,400
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huh? Fucking machines causing cancer?
Got this email from a visitor today:
"Hi, You seem to be good at putting up charts and lists and things. Have you thought of putting up a chart for the girls so they have a standard of behaviour. I mean, is there really any need to do something people on the internet want in sessions and things. Wouldn't it be better to think of the health of the girls first. I will give you a list so you know what I mean. I have medical experience so I have what I am sayiing on good authority. 1. Discourage girls from using mechanical fuckking machines because they could cause cervical cancer in the long term which is particularly nasty thing to get and could actually kill the people concerned. 2. Discourage smoking. Smoking leads to lung cancer, and the girls will die in pain, I mean awful pain. Don't for get it. 3. Putting large objects up the back passage destroys the anal sphincter and makes being clean difficult, and can lead to thrombosed haemorrhoids which are piles with blood clots which hurt like Satan's pitchfork. Perhaps that is where they got the concept from. 4. I suggested before you partition your site into areas ie girls, girls doing things, girls being with someone else. These are all functional areas which could make your site much more interesting. For a start, it gives people a chance to not be shocked which really is just upsetting and if you want to be upsetting, that is what you will get in return. Capiche? 5. So to recap. Fucking machines. - you should go to prison because it is life threatening behaviour. People smoking is very unattractive, but also the girls may very well die of lung cancer, and really if you had a heart you would discourage them, for their own good. Divide the site up into girls, and girls with others. That way people won't get shocked and you may not be the victim of others rage which you could very well cause by the way you lay out the site. I hope you take some notice of what I am saying, if in fact you speak english at all because it would be beneficial for all concerned. Otherwise when I see your site, I will say to myself, there is that site, where people don't care if they hurt others, they try to be shocking and disgusting, they try to encourage girls to kill themselves through lung cancer, and they like doing it. Please God, tell them not to do it. And of course God will, you can bet on it. Regards from Australia" Fucking machines causing cancer? ![]() |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc"
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#3 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,536
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you now know about it girls!
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#4 |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 3,405
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The internet is full of very confused people .
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No wonder my ass won't stay clean and my prostate is the size of a volleyball. You told me it wasn't bad for my health you fucking liar!
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#6 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: ICQ: 132497047
Posts: 4,467
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damn, gotta take my girls 5 machines away after that.. NOT
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: NYC Area
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#9 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Seat 1A
Posts: 2,483
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Reading that guy's email causes cancer. You're exposed to radiation from monitors and high frequency power waves from the CPU. Responding to that message may cause carpal tunnel syndrome.
And reading it caused you to lose brain cells. Tell him to take his medical experience and shove it where the fucking machines go. |
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#10 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Bonnie Scotland
Posts: 2,876
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I'd send FUCK OFF in a nice wee reply!!!!
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: TN
Posts: 1,239
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Thanks, I have a tumor now from reading that email
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#12 |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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well you can get cancer on so many different ways...
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#13 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc"
Posts: 9,976
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On a positive note fucking machines prevent potential hip displacement and fatigue in men. I think its a fair trade.
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