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SongRider · 09-26-2004, 07:26 PM

At Phoenix Sky Harbor airport today, an individual later
discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashhahahahaha said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He
is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashhahahahaha said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to
every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If
God had wanted us to have better methods of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Rankings · 09-26-2004, 08:37 PM

somewhat amusing

BrainDead · 09-27-2004, 01:14 AM

funny.. thanks for sharing!

Doctor Dre · 09-27-2004, 01:32 AM

I don't find this one funny at all ...

09-26-2004, 07:26 PM	#1
SongRider Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: KY- The state not the jelly Posts: 648	Sounds about right! At Phoenix Sky Harbor airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashhahahahaha said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashhahahahaha said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better methods of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

09-26-2004, 08:37 PM	#2
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09-27-2004, 01:14 AM	#3
BrainDead So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,536	funny.. thanks for sharing!