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lagwagon · 07-30-2001, 08:34 PM

Alright i go to work and then i come home and hop on the web and your mom. but anyway after that i grab my pack of smokes and start to light it up.. my question is this: How many if any packs a day do you guys smoke.. or do you not smoke at all, I would like to know... Personally i smoke about a pack a day and drink beer and I am a bank teller... Sweet jesus cash that is fucked up.. I am supposed to be honest and I am. " I did your mom last night"

So how much do you guys smoke?

whoreans · 07-30-2001, 08:43 PM

lol i thoguth uw ere referring the marijuana when i saw "Who Likes To Light Up??"

definatly not me.. i stoped everything 3 months ago

go me!

Hot Tropical Babes · 07-30-2001, 09:20 PM

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Hot Tropical Babes · 07-30-2001, 09:21 PM

you sound like a fucking moron.

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Exxxotica · 07-30-2001, 09:43 PM

Smoking causes LUNG CANCER and will kill you.

It must ge nice knowing how you are going to die. It must give you some sort of satisfaction in life.

My death is unceartain. I know not how I will die. I may die from an automobile accident, old age, or disease.

Smoking takes out all of the varibles. You will most likley die a miserable death of lung cancer.

I dont mean to be a Prick...but that's the way it is.

fantasyc · 07-30-2001, 10:07 PM

I don't smoke either

Sometimes when I get really drunk I will smoke a cigarette but I don't drink very often...

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Scoobs · 07-30-2001, 11:00 PM

I dont smoke... never have and never will...

In fact, I think people that smoke are the dumbest fucks in the world. Seriously, you are inhaling SHIT into your body that will kill you in the end.

To be honest, I don't get it... It looks like it even fucks up your brain (ie. "I did your mom last night").

Anyway, I normally wouldn't judge people who smoke, but when you are out at dinner and a smoker blows the shit all over me (not to mention my pregnant wife), it goes beyond being personal!

Kill yourself - not others!

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TheFLY · 07-31-2001, 02:25 AM

I smoke -- and I love to smoke... and I'm still alive. We're all going to fucking die -- get over it.

This TRUTH crap is all about money -- like anyone fucking cares if I die. Please. We have blocks and blocks of cardboard box communities here in LA -- where are the commercials about that shit? We aren't even a fucking "3rd world country" yet we can't even provide shelter, food, or education for a large portion of our population. That is the TRUTH.

The TRUTH is that our world is filled w/ morons that care more about washing their cars and who is going to win the next football game.

The TRUTH is that I know a man that's 67+ here in Venice that smokes every day and he could kick your ass exxxotica trust me.

The TRUTH is that I think about sex all the time and so do all of you -- and so do those fucking dogs in the park -- and yet their owners get embarassed when all the dogs are fucking each other -- when in reality that's the way that we all should be if we weren't all so fucked up in the head -- yet nobody fucks on prime time TV? Nobody except Boneprone is fucking outdoors... What the fuck!?

Anyway I love smoke...

The way it swirls around you... it's like magic. Smoking -- it's poison yes -- but it can boost your creativity -- your powers of free association... it can stimulate you or relax you -- it can make you feel more sexually attrative or lustful... It's something that people share socially -- let's smoke together... let's share this experience... let's relax together and talk and think together...

When you smoke you become aware of your breath -- your breathing -- you can *see* your own breath... that in itself is an amazing experience -- makes me feel alive -- and the taste is important too -- every brand is different... the tastes and smells remind me of different places -- or different times or experiences in my life... Have you ever smelled the warmth of the ocean? Have you ever stood next to a woman and smelled the wetness between her legs? ahhhhhh... Platinum Dave gave me a cigar in Vegas and it was delicious... I was grinning from ear to ear... I was laughing it was so good! Wow!
Anyway if I smoke too much I feel like shit -- I get a headache or I get sleepy or my lungs hurt... that's when I stop... Just like when I ate those bad onion rings at Burger King today -- my tummy hurt so I stopped eating them... There are some weeks where I don't want to smoke at all... I smoke a pack every one or two weeks...

Don't NOT smoke just because someone else told you not to... Your lungs clean themselves naturally... Your body can cleans itself of the nicotine.

I think everyone should take the time to smoke at least once in their life -- do it right -- it's a learning experience -- find something that you enjoy smoking -- find a special place to smoke. Don't bitch about smoking until you've actually tried it... If you are too afraid of getting addicted then you are just a weak person anyway so don't even bother. Go ahead -- be a follower like I used to be -- listen to your Mom and come to a complete stop at every Stop sign -- eat all your meals on plates -- and drink your coffee at Starbucks -- laugh when you're supposed to -- just be a mindless zombie like 99% of the other morons that watch TV every fucking day. Anyway there is hope for everyone here because you are all in the porn biz ;) That's why I think this is such a cool biz because there are so many creative people that aren't so hung up on bullshit.

Hehe... anyway don't tell me you hate second-hand smoke -- move to California -- we don't allow smoking indoors... Most everyone here is going to die because of air pollution anyway... *laugh* cars produce more harmful poison for your lungs than cigarettes do! Not only do we have many TONS of smog in the air but our tires release extremely toxic particles into the air every fucking day. That's the TRUTH. Go ahead take a deep breath...

Mmmmmmm!

Hehehe

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lagwagon · 07-31-2001, 02:26 AM

woah ouch..

nothing but negativity... apparently I am the only one that smokes on this board.. damn... Well that is what i wanted to know.

drumsicle · 07-31-2001, 02:31 AM

I think smoking is for morons....now where the fuck are my cigarettes

TheFLY · 07-31-2001, 02:40 AM

Mmmmmmmmm smoke hehe... I get so hot when I watch women smoke... Their sexy fingers pointing in the air -- the lips wrapped around the cigarette -- the slow sucking -- the pursed lips -- the blowing... Her mind wandering... Mmmmmmm... As I approach her she asks me for a light... but what is she really asking for?

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Phiber · 07-31-2001, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scoobs:
Anyway, I normally wouldn't judge people who smoke, but when you are out at dinner and a smoker blows the shit all over me (not to mention my pregnant wife), it goes beyond being personal!

I am with you on thisone. I myself smokes but it's a mather of respect for people not to smoke when small kids and other people that are sensitive to smoking are around you.

richard · 07-31-2001, 09:24 AM

what grade did that big post get you?

good stuff.

Crutch · 07-31-2001, 09:54 AM

Smoking? You think smoking is bad for you? Try Starbucks coffee!! (since Fly mentioned it)

Forget smoking for second...lets talk about the sorriest and crappiest cup of coffee the world has ever seen. Starbucks has got to be the nastiest crap hole. That shit will kill you.

Now, Coffeebean is where it's at! (you So Cal'ers will know what im talking about)

Mmmmmmm....those Chai Latte's

Damn...come to think of it, i don't think it gets any better then a cigarette and Chai Latte from Coffeebean!

Well, actually it does. Smoking after surfing the waves all day

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Exxxotica · 07-31-2001, 12:34 PM

Pete...You seem to have done many things in your life...Im sure you have seen somebody dying of Lung Cancer?

I would think you would understand bieng that know what it's like to watch somebody die a slow death.

So what were your thoughts when you try to watch them breath with tubes down their throat, gagging on saliva while gasping for breath?

Yes we are all going to die someday...but does it have to be a painful 6 month ordeal that could have been prevented?

Ive known a few people who have died of lung cancer...the funny thing is that I never heard "Im glad I was a smoker..you got to die someday"

My great Grandfather smoked cigars on a daily basis and lived to around 85 or so. So what?
There are always the lucky ones. What makes you think you are going to be one of them?

You are a numbers type of guy...look at the numbers man!

Do you have unprotected sex? You are going to die someday anyhow. Do you believe in immunizing children? They are just going to die anyhow?

Im not trying to be a judgmental prick. Im posting out of concern. Please do not take this as an attack on your personal sense of being.

It's just that something so awful can be prevented so easily.

drumsicle · 07-31-2001, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crutch:
Smoking? You think smoking is bad for you? Try Starbucks coffee!! (since Fly mentioned it)

Forget smoking for second...lets talk about the sorriest and crappiest cup of coffee the world has ever seen. Starbucks has got to be the nastiest crap hole. That shit will kill you.

I couldn't agree more crutch. That shit is NASTY!!! I can't believe it's so popular. I can drink rot-gut coffee but that shit at Starbuck's is undrinkable.

MichealK74 · 07-31-2001, 02:33 PM

Wild topic,

I smoke, and the only reason I try to quit is because it will kill me someday, but then again, we all die. One way or the other.
In fact, I know old people who wait for death every day, would welcome it if it would only come sooner... But, lung cancer is an ESPECIALLY horrible way to die....
But a personal choice.

TheFLY · 07-31-2001, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
I would think you would understand bieng that know what it's like to watch somebody die a slow death.

This isn't necessary... The reason they die slow and painfully is because we don't let them die NATURALLY! Instead like you said we hook them up to tubes and machines and all kinds of other crap. That's the fucking problem. Most of us can't let go of life -- and so we do horrible things...

You're right there are statistics -- but we are not machines or made up of rules or definitions. Maybe can't blame the smoke for the death... as we've all pointed out -- there are toxins everwhere and some people are not affected by the smoke -- some people are not affected by the addictive nature of nicotine. If something is eating away at your soul... you will manifest that pain in your body -- your habits... do you know people that crack their knuckles all the time, how about stuttering? Do you think it ends there? Maybe that friction is going in every cell of your being. Our bodies know. How many people do you know that quit smoking and then suddenly die?

I have a friend that smokes too much -- but I know it's because he's really suffering inside. He's tortured. Really how many times have you heard someone say -- "I started smoking because I had a painful breakup w/ my boyfriend and I just couldn't handle the stress."

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
Do you have unprotected sex? You are going to die someday anyhow. Do you believe in immunizing children? They are just going to die anyhow?

These are analogies -- but I'm assuming that you're making a point that I made just last week w/ a friend. How far do you take it? For me I'm more concerned about getting someone pregnant than catching a virus -- so that's why I use condoms. I don't sleep w/ girls that would look like porcupines if they had as many penises sticking out of them as they've had stuck into them. Hehe... I'm just kidding, but I'd rather not get into the sex issue -- the dynamics of sex are so complex...

I don't think this is an argument exxxotica or a two sided disagreement. I see it as more of a bizarre GFY performance... I always wake up in the morning and write some bizarre email or post some crazy shit on GFY. My dad is even more concerned than you are that I smoke and I don't hate my dad or you either.

TheFLY · 07-31-2001, 02:43 PM

Shit I'm going right now to try my first Chai Latte at the Coffeebean down the street!!!! I'm wondering if I should bring a cigarette ;)

JakeR · 07-31-2001, 03:03 PM

i cant operate in the morning without smoking.

part of the 4 S's of the morning

Shave
Shower
Smoke
Shit
(not in that order)

ezekiel · 07-31-2001, 03:44 PM

Everyone should party and do what ever they want, cause you'll feel real stupid when your old and laying there dying of nothing.

lagwagon · 07-31-2001, 05:17 PM

well just got off work and I agree that Starbucks is shit .. and then I feel like shit after i drink it.. i ride a bike 20-30 miles a day . not to work and back just for excercise and i would be in better shape if i did not smoke .. but shit, I love to smoke and maybe i will stop someday or maybe i will be old and gray and still lighting up with tube in my throat and on morphine pills... Can anybody tell the future? The worst is when i am eating and the bitch next to me lights up and then my food will taste like shit.. she is a smoker and she should know.. but i chose to eat there right.. so she can do what ever she wants.. fucking bitch lol

whoreans · 07-31-2001, 05:24 PM

hey hey hey hey..........

sm0ke w33d everyday..

Shah · 07-31-2001, 06:00 PM

I know Boneprone drinks Chai

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07-30-2001, 08:34 PM	#1
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	Who likes to light up?? Alright i go to work and then i come home and hop on the web and your mom. but anyway after that i grab my pack of smokes and start to light it up.. my question is this: How many if any packs a day do you guys smoke.. or do you not smoke at all, I would like to know... Personally i smoke about a pack a day and drink beer and I am a bank teller... Sweet jesus cash that is fucked up.. I am supposed to be honest and I am. " I did your mom last night" So how much do you guys smoke?

07-30-2001, 08:43 PM	#2
whoreans Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Queens NY Posts: 1,407	lol i thoguth uw ere referring the marijuana when i saw "Who Likes To Light Up??" definatly not me.. i stoped everything 3 months ago go me!

07-30-2001, 09:21 PM	#4
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	you sound like a fucking moron. ------------------ Hot Tropical Babes ~Orgasm Donor~

07-30-2001, 09:43 PM	#5
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Smoking causes LUNG CANCER and will kill you. It must ge nice knowing how you are going to die. It must give you some sort of satisfaction in life. My death is unceartain. I know not how I will die. I may die from an automobile accident, old age, or disease. Smoking takes out all of the varibles. You will most likley die a miserable death of lung cancer. I dont mean to be a Prick...but that's the way it is.

07-30-2001, 10:07 PM	#6
fantasyc Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: bellevue,wa 98007 Posts: 672	I don't smoke either Sometimes when I get really drunk I will smoke a cigarette but I don't drink very often... ------------------ Tracy ;) Fantasy Content http://www.fantasycontent.com

07-30-2001, 11:00 PM	#7
Scoobs Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Out back Posts: 492	I dont smoke... never have and never will... In fact, I think people that smoke are the dumbest fucks in the world. Seriously, you are inhaling SHIT into your body that will kill you in the end. To be honest, I don't get it... It looks like it even fucks up your brain (ie. "I did your mom last night"). Anyway, I normally wouldn't judge people who smoke, but when you are out at dinner and a smoker blows the shit all over me (not to mention my pregnant wife), it goes beyond being personal! Kill yourself - not others! [This message has been edited by Scoobs (edited 07-30-2001).]

07-31-2001, 02:25 AM	#8
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I smoke -- and I love to smoke... and I'm still alive. We're all going to fucking die -- get over it. This TRUTH crap is all about money -- like anyone fucking cares if I die. Please. We have blocks and blocks of cardboard box communities here in LA -- where are the commercials about that shit? We aren't even a fucking "3rd world country" yet we can't even provide shelter, food, or education for a large portion of our population. That is the TRUTH. The TRUTH is that our world is filled w/ morons that care more about washing their cars and who is going to win the next football game. The TRUTH is that I know a man that's 67+ here in Venice that smokes every day and he could kick your ass exxxotica trust me. The TRUTH is that I think about sex all the time and so do all of you -- and so do those fucking dogs in the park -- and yet their owners get embarassed when all the dogs are fucking each other -- when in reality that's the way that we all should be if we weren't all so fucked up in the head -- yet nobody fucks on prime time TV? Nobody except Boneprone is fucking outdoors... What the fuck!? Anyway I love smoke... The way it swirls around you... it's like magic. Smoking -- it's poison yes -- but it can boost your creativity -- your powers of free association... it can stimulate you or relax you -- it can make you feel more sexually attrative or lustful... It's something that people share socially -- let's smoke together... let's share this experience... let's relax together and talk and think together... When you smoke you become aware of your breath -- your breathing -- you can see your own breath... that in itself is an amazing experience -- makes me feel alive -- and the taste is important too -- every brand is different... the tastes and smells remind me of different places -- or different times or experiences in my life... Have you ever smelled the warmth of the ocean? Have you ever stood next to a woman and smelled the wetness between her legs? ahhhhhh... Platinum Dave gave me a cigar in Vegas and it was delicious... I was grinning from ear to ear... I was laughing it was so good! Wow! Anyway if I smoke too much I feel like shit -- I get a headache or I get sleepy or my lungs hurt... that's when I stop... Just like when I ate those bad onion rings at Burger King today -- my tummy hurt so I stopped eating them... There are some weeks where I don't want to smoke at all... I smoke a pack every one or two weeks... Don't NOT smoke just because someone else told you not to... Your lungs clean themselves naturally... Your body can cleans itself of the nicotine. I think everyone should take the time to smoke at least once in their life -- do it right -- it's a learning experience -- find something that you enjoy smoking -- find a special place to smoke. Don't bitch about smoking until you've actually tried it... If you are too afraid of getting addicted then you are just a weak person anyway so don't even bother. Go ahead -- be a follower like I used to be -- listen to your Mom and come to a complete stop at every Stop sign -- eat all your meals on plates -- and drink your coffee at Starbucks -- laugh when you're supposed to -- just be a mindless zombie like 99% of the other morons that watch TV every fucking day. Anyway there is hope for everyone here because you are all in the porn biz ;) That's why I think this is such a cool biz because there are so many creative people that aren't so hung up on bullshit. Hehe... anyway don't tell me you hate second-hand smoke -- move to California -- we don't allow smoking indoors... Most everyone here is going to die because of air pollution anyway... laugh cars produce more harmful poison for your lungs than cigarettes do! Not only do we have many TONS of smog in the air but our tires release extremely toxic particles into the air every fucking day. That's the TRUTH. Go ahead take a deep breath... Mmmmmmm! Hehehe ------------------ ...from the nectar of the Bone flows all that clicks... [This message has been edited by TheFLY (edited 07-31-2001).]

07-31-2001, 02:26 AM	#9
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	woah ouch.. nothing but negativity... apparently I am the only one that smokes on this board.. damn... Well that is what i wanted to know.

07-31-2001, 02:31 AM	#10
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	I think smoking is for morons....now where the fuck are my cigarettes

07-31-2001, 02:40 AM	#11
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Mmmmmmmmm smoke hehe... I get so hot when I watch women smoke... Their sexy fingers pointing in the air -- the lips wrapped around the cigarette -- the slow sucking -- the pursed lips -- the blowing... Her mind wandering... Mmmmmmm... As I approach her she asks me for a light... but what is she really asking for? [This message has been edited by TheFLY (edited 07-31-2001).]

07-31-2001, 09:24 AM	#13
richard Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: UK Posts: 543	what grade did that big post get you? good stuff.

07-31-2001, 09:54 AM	#14
Crutch Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 224	Smoking? You think smoking is bad for you? Try Starbucks coffee!! (since Fly mentioned it) Forget smoking for second...lets talk about the sorriest and crappiest cup of coffee the world has ever seen. Starbucks has got to be the nastiest crap hole. That shit will kill you. Now, Coffeebean is where it's at! (you So Cal'ers will know what im talking about) Mmmmmmm....those Chai Latte's Damn...come to think of it, i don't think it gets any better then a cigarette and Chai Latte from Coffeebean! Well, actually it does. Smoking after surfing the waves all day [This message has been edited by Crutch (edited 07-31-2001).]

07-31-2001, 12:34 PM	#15
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Pete...You seem to have done many things in your life...Im sure you have seen somebody dying of Lung Cancer? I would think you would understand bieng that know what it's like to watch somebody die a slow death. So what were your thoughts when you try to watch them breath with tubes down their throat, gagging on saliva while gasping for breath? Yes we are all going to die someday...but does it have to be a painful 6 month ordeal that could have been prevented? Ive known a few people who have died of lung cancer...the funny thing is that I never heard "Im glad I was a smoker..you got to die someday" My great Grandfather smoked cigars on a daily basis and lived to around 85 or so. So what? There are always the lucky ones. What makes you think you are going to be one of them? You are a numbers type of guy...look at the numbers man! Do you have unprotected sex? You are going to die someday anyhow. Do you believe in immunizing children? They are just going to die anyhow? Im not trying to be a judgmental prick. Im posting out of concern. Please do not take this as an attack on your personal sense of being. It's just that something so awful can be prevented so easily.

07-31-2001, 02:33 PM	#17
MichealK74 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GO FUCK YOURSELF Posts: 43	Wild topic, I smoke, and the only reason I try to quit is because it will kill me someday, but then again, we all die. One way or the other. In fact, I know old people who wait for death every day, would welcome it if it would only come sooner... But, lung cancer is an ESPECIALLY horrible way to die.... But a personal choice.

07-31-2001, 02:43 PM	#19
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Shit I'm going right now to try my first Chai Latte at the Coffeebean down the street!!!! I'm wondering if I should bring a cigarette ;)

07-31-2001, 03:03 PM	#20
JakeR Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: il and nc Posts: 1,760	i cant operate in the morning without smoking. part of the 4 S's of the morning Shave Shower Smoke Shit (not in that order)

07-31-2001, 03:44 PM	#21
ezekiel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 243	Everyone should party and do what ever they want, cause you'll feel real stupid when your old and laying there dying of nothing.

07-31-2001, 05:17 PM	#22
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	well just got off work and I agree that Starbucks is shit .. and then I feel like shit after i drink it.. i ride a bike 20-30 miles a day . not to work and back just for excercise and i would be in better shape if i did not smoke .. but shit, I love to smoke and maybe i will stop someday or maybe i will be old and gray and still lighting up with tube in my throat and on morphine pills... Can anybody tell the future? The worst is when i am eating and the bitch next to me lights up and then my food will taste like shit.. she is a smoker and she should know.. but i chose to eat there right.. so she can do what ever she wants.. fucking bitch lol

07-31-2001, 05:24 PM	#23
whoreans Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Queens NY Posts: 1,407	hey hey hey hey.......... sm0ke w33d everyday..

07-31-2001, 06:00 PM	#24
Shah Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 74	I know Boneprone drinks Chai ------------------ King Panchoud ------------------ ICQ: 15495114 Pimp Ass Dialer - 4 Life Boneprone-4-Life [This message has been edited by Shah (edited 08-01-2001).]