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  • Amputate Your Head.
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2004
    • 326

    #1

    Elton John owns you!

    if that makes me gay, then I'm gay. The mutha fucka (hahahahahaha refernce there) rocks.
  • JSA Matt
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 5464

    #2


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    • boobmaster
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2003
      • 6185

      #3
      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head.
      if that makes me gay, then I'm gay. The mutha fucka (hahahahahaha refernce there) rocks.
      Elton John = Legendary Lars

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      • Shoehorn!
        Die With Your Boots On
        • Oct 2003
        • 22872

        #4
        Elton John is awesome.

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        • media
          Confirmed Moneymaker
          • Apr 2002
          • 9853

          #5
          Take More Meds! Drink More!
          I'm here for the violence!

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          • Amputate Your Head.
            So Fucking Banned
            • Aug 2004
            • 326

            #6
            I am a victim of my own doing...

            the banned word: N i G g 3 R.....




            funny how I was crucified for that, yet the perp went on to start his own msgboard, and even spam it here successfully!!!!!



            wait, maybe I can do that....

            DRINK MORE POST MORE!!!!




            I'll be banned for sure.
















            Guess what happens to a good thing when you jam a broomstick in its ass.





























            You think I'm toast? LOL....... I got your toast in my pants.

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            • gornyhuy
              Chafed.
              • May 2002
              • 18041

              #7
              Behold, the ravages of time:


              icq:159548293

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              • NaughtyAlysha
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 1843

                #8
                There's a guy at the Howl At The Moon in Tampa that sounds just like Elton John. I love hearing him play/sing.


                ExtremeBank.com, the EXTREME program for NaughtyAlysha.com.

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                • media
                  Confirmed Moneymaker
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 9853

                  #9
                  HAHA! Your seriously nuts-o tonight amp..
                  I'm here for the violence!

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                  • lb_vee
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2004
                    • 886

                    #10

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                    • Amputate Your Head.
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 326

                      #11
                      Originally posted by media
                      HAHA! Your seriously nuts-o tonight amp..
                      you ain't seen shit yet bro

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                      • Kard63
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 8944

                        #12
                        Elton is the best and that doesnt make anyone gay.

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                        • JayJay
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 3739

                          #13
                          Amp please contact me on ICQ 161992248

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                          • CDSmith
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            "Bluejean baby, LA lady
                            seamstress for the band..."


                            Ahh, always reminds me of a certain... someone. :D
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                            • gornyhuy
                              Chafed.
                              • May 2002
                              • 18041

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                              "Bluejean baby, LA lady
                              seamstress for the band..."


                              Ahh, always reminds me of a certain... someone. :D

                              God I love that song.

                              icq:159548293

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                              • media
                                Confirmed Moneymaker
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 9853

                                #16
                                How many mixed drinks you had tonight amp? I say 8 so far.. and it's just getting started..
                                I'm here for the violence!

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                                • Amputate Your Head.
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 326

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by media
                                  How many mixed drinks you had tonight amp? I say 8 so far.. and it's just getting started..
                                  why do you care? ; - ))

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                                  • media
                                    Confirmed Moneymaker
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 9853

                                    #18
                                    Cuz I'm about to go get my drink on in about 30 min!
                                    I'm here for the violence!

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978

                                      #19
                                      Elton reminds me of a neglected child...

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                                      • Amputate Your Head.
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 326

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by media
                                        Cuz I'm about to go get my drink on in about 30 min!
                                        6 beers (Corona), and 2 Gin & Tonics


                                        (with limes of course)

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                                        • GiantGnome
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 4344

                                          #21
                                          whats wrong with having fun? some of us dont even need to drink to be nuts!
                                          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                                          • abyss_al
                                            **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 15605

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                            whats wrong with having fun? some of us dont even need to drink to be nuts!
                                            what did the walnut say to the raisin??
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                                            lets go nuts!

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                                            • media
                                              Confirmed Moneymaker
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 9853

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head.
                                              6 beers (Corona), and 2 Gin & Tonics


                                              (with limes of course)
                                              Damn I'm good.. Did I call 8 or what? lol
                                              I'm here for the violence!

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                                              • GiantGnome
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 4344

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                what did the walnut say to the raisin??
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                                                lets go nuts!



                                                NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                                                • Goatse
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 2086

                                                  #25
                                                  I only can tolarate two songs from that fudgepacker:

                                                  Saturday... Saturday, Saturday.... Saturday night's alright, alright, alriiiiiiight! Wooooooh! (The Who's version is much better)

                                                  I'm the rocket man! (Rocger Clemens' hymn)

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                                                  • Kard63
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 8944

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                    "Bluejean baby, LA lady
                                                    seamstress for the band..."


                                                    Ahh, always reminds me of a certain... someone. :D
                                                    Is she a tiny dancer ?

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                                                    • CDSmith
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Kard63
                                                      Is she a tiny dancer ?
                                                      ooyeah.
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                                                      • JSA Matt
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                        • 5464

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Goatse
                                                        I only can tolarate two songs from that fudgepacker:

                                                        Saturday... Saturday, Saturday.... Saturday night's alright, alright, alriiiiiiight! Wooooooh! (The Who's version is much better)

                                                        I'm the rocket man! (Rocger Clemens' hymn)
                                                        dude, you named yourself after a guy that can spread his asshole open with his hands, what are you talking about "fudgepacker"...

                                                        here is the key to the closet.

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                                                        • lb_vee
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 886

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                                          dude, you named yourself after a guy that can spread his asshole open with his hands, what are you talking about "fudgepacker"...

                                                          here is the key to the closet.

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                                                          • Ironhorse
                                                            Pixel Pusher
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 7094

                                                            #30
                                                            Was this another Xanax moment?
                                                            [email protected]

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                                                            • Goatse
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 2086

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                                              dude, you named yourself after a guy that can spread his asshole open with his hands, what are you talking about "fudgepacker"...

                                                              here is the key to the closet.
                                                              My gaping anus is the result of a very serious medical condition, not homosexual activity. I'm very offended by your insensitive comments.

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                                                              • GiantGnome
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 4344

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                what did the walnut say to the raisin??
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                                                                lets go nuts!


                                                                Got any more of those jokes?
                                                                NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                                                                • abyss_al
                                                                  **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 15605

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                                                  Got any more of those jokes?
                                                                  horse walks into a bar and bartender goes 'why the long face?'

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