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  • EROTEEK
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 419

    #1

    Learn how to FUCK PLEASE.....

    .... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them....
    Yours sincere...EMY
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  • Fucksakes
    Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
    • Dec 2003
    • 7567

    #2
    my girl likes me to keep it deep and push slowly until she is getting near, than i can do the olympics.

    but not all girls are the same.

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    • Tempest
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2004
      • 10217

      #3
      Originally posted by EROTEEK
      .... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them....
      Yours sincere...EMY
      The problem is that you think most men actualy give a shit about how you like it... They don't... Now things should become clear to you..

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      • imafuckingaussie
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 1497

        #4
        Inset dick in and out till your done, thats all there is isnt it? lol

        You can get it ploughing a paddock, you can get it makin some porn sites, matter of fact I've got it now.

        For a hard earned thrist, you need a big cold beer.

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        • Marcus Aurelius
          No Refunds Issued.
          • Apr 2003
          • 14809

          #5
          I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck.

          NOTE TO SELF:

          1. put in
          2. pull out
          3. repeat if necessary.

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          • pornguy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Mar 2003
            • 62912

            #6
            Why dont women remember the following rule to help us out a little.

            If you want sex at bed time, reach over and give the love wand a few pulls. If you dont want sex, then give it about 3thousand pulls.


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            • jade_dragon
              Confirmed User
              • May 2004
              • 1737

              #7
              LOL some of us know better madam but Tempest is correct, most guys can care less if you get yours and society makes it ok basically.
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              • PenetratinP
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 2689

                #8
                Originally posted by pornguy
                Why dont women remember the following rule to help us out a little.

                If you want sex at bed time, reach over and give the love wand a few pulls. If you dont want sex, then give it about 3thousand pulls.


                Regards, PG
                that is an exellent rule....seriously.

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                • zentz
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 8062

                  #9
                  i fuck the way i love it, not the way she wants
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                  • Jdoughs
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                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5794

                    #10
                    Originally posted by zentz
                    i fuck the way i love it, not the way she wants
                    I dunno i always get told "FASTER"

                    Long as she dont say "DEEPER"
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                    • Fucksakes
                      Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 7567

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PenetratinP
                      that is an exellent rule....seriously.

                      thats one serious cumshot in your sig, got peter north beat hands down.

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                      • Manowar
                        jellyfish  
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 71528

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mdcq
                        I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck.

                        NOTE TO SELF:

                        1. put in
                        2. pull out
                        3. repeat if necessary.

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                        • Tempest
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2004
                          • 10217

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jdoughs

                          Long as she dont say "DEEPER"
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                          oh.. I don't have one... never mind..

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                          • EROTEEK
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2004
                            • 419

                            #14
                            i fuck the way i love it, not the way she wants
                            ...oh, ok, sorry, if that's the rule, I have to remember next time we fuck maybe i am i a "CHEWY" mood....
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                            • Fukeneh
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1245

                              #15
                              this thread makes me laugh, my last GF just wanted to get fucked good and hard, as fast sa i can go. and as hard as i can go. she liked quickies, so it was all good.

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                              • EROTEEK
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2004
                                • 419

                                #16
                                Fukeneh - this thread makes me laugh, my last GF just wanted to get fucked good and hard, as fast sa i can go. and as hard as i can go. she liked quickies, so it was all good.
                                LMAO, that's what i ALLWAYS ask when i just try to be polite......
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                                • Ross
                                  Ik ben een aap
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 18874

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mdcq
                                  I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck.

                                  NOTE TO SELF:

                                  1. put in
                                  2. pull out
                                  3. repeat if necessary.

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                                  • integrated
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 3826

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by EROTEEK
                                    .... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them....
                                    Yours sincere...EMY
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                                    • graphicsbytia
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                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 2618

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by EROTEEK
                                      .... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them....
                                      Yours sincere...EMY
                                      I think you may be in need of a little discipline

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                                      • polish_aristocrat
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 40377

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Tempest
                                        The problem is that you think most men actualy give a shit about how you like it... They don't... Now things should become clear to you..
                                        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                        • Drake
                                          Hello world!
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 12508

                                          #21
                                          I didn't think women under the age of 30 really enjoyed sex anyway so didn't matter how it was approached. Hmm, ya learn something new everyday.

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                                          • liquidmoe
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 4994

                                            #22
                                            The girl Im having sex with now always got off well when it was fast and hard, but then I learned she likes it slow too, so long as its still hard, go figure right? Guys are so much less complicated

                                            Take Luck!

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                                            • graphicsbytia
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 2618

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Mike33
                                              I didn't think women under the age of 30 really enjoyed sex anyway so didn't matter how it was approached. Hmm, ya learn something new everyday.
                                              hmm... sounds like you know something Mike

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                                              • Drake
                                                Hello world!
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 12508

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by graphicsbytia
                                                hmm... sounds like you know something Mike
                                                Well women of all ages will SAY they enjoy it but there is a clear difference. My experience is younger women tend to do it for status and to make you happy. Women above 30 tend to genuinely enjoy it, if they're sexually active, and can be just as aggressive if not more than you are.

                                                For a young man, it's a win win situation anyhow

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                                                • nofx
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                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 16826

                                                  #25
                                                  I dont have sex, I make love.

                                                  Often times I wonder why
                                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                  • graphicsbytia
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                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 2618

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Mike33
                                                    Well women of all ages will SAY they enjoy it but there is a clear difference. My experience is younger women tend to do it for status and to make you happy. Women above 30 tend to genuinely enjoy it, if they're sexually active, and can be just as aggressive if not more than you are.

                                                    For a young man, it's a win win situation anyhow
                                                    You're right.. I never really enjoyed sex much until I was in my 40's

                                                    you gotta be selfish to enjoy sex, it's hard for a woman to learn that

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                                                    • Kicker
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                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                      • 7040

                                                      #27
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                                                      • boardersweetie
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                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 1889

                                                        #28
                                                        The problem is first you have to find a guy who gives a fuck if you get off or not.... then you have to guide him, since every girl likes it different. I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.

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                                                        • Drake
                                                          Hello world!
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 12508

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Kicker
                                                          You need kamasutra
                                                          Depends... just be careful. Once upon a time a partner and I almost became paralyzed trying that stuff out

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                                                          • Drake
                                                            Hello world!
                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 12508

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by graphicsbytia
                                                            You're right.. I never really enjoyed sex much until I was in my 40's

                                                            you gotta be selfish to enjoy sex, it's hard for a woman to learn that
                                                            You found your niche girl. I'll drink to that

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                                                            • xclusive
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 35218

                                                              #31
                                                              I like to change it up on my wife all the time sometimes I just grab her and fuck the shit out of her and other times I just take it slow and easy...

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                                                              • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 5162

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.

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                                                                • s9ann0
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                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                  • 4873

                                                                  #33
                                                                  where can I get lessons ?

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                                                                  • evelknievel
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                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 245

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                    The problem is first you have to find a guy who gives a fuck if you get off or not.... then you have to guide him, since every girl likes it different. I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.
                                                                    heard you were looking for me...
                                                                    How you doin?

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                                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 58202

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I got the book of Karma sutra...


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                                                                      • ATL_Ryan
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                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 1519

                                                                        #36
                                                                        How many strokes does it take to get to the creamy center of a cocksicle?

                                                                        Don't stop until you get the answer bitch!

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                                                                        • tranza
                                                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 57559

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Could you be so kind to explain to us how to fuck then?
                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                          • FlyingIguana
                                                                            aspiring banker
                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                            • 10870

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by tranza
                                                                            Could you be so kind to explain to us how to fuck then?
                                                                            in, squirt and out

                                                                            there done

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                                                                            • ezrydn
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 695

                                                                              #39
                                                                              My dad told me a joke many, many years ago which I found to be, not a joke, but the truth.

                                                                              "Old bull and young bull standing on a hill, looking down at a herd of heffers. Young bull is hopping around, saying, "Let's, let's, let's run down there and make love to one of them heffers."

                                                                              "Old bull looks at him and says, "No, let's WALK down and make love to ALL of them!"

                                                                              I think the women here agree, you get them off and there's no way you'll walk away unsatisfied.

                                                                              Myself, I like "hours" rather than "minutes." While there's a time for "fast," there's more time for "slow." I'd rather be "in" than "off."

                                                                              What say you, ladies???
                                                                              Last edited by ezrydn; 09-24-2004, 06:26 AM.

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                                                                              • longbrick
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                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                • 913

                                                                                #40
                                                                                (need help) how do you have great sex if you ejaculate too fast?

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                                                                                • ezrydn
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 695

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  You learn "C-O-N-T-R-O-L." Ask any woman. She'll show you how. That is, if you're not to macho to ask. It was a woman who taught me "dusk to dawn."

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                                                                                  • Gruntled
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                                    • 358

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    You guys work in porn, and haven't picked up any pointers?

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                                                                                    • Paul Markham
                                                                                      Too old to care
                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 52942

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Why are women so fast to complain about men fucking badly? EROTEEK it's a joint venture it takes two to tango.

                                                                                      I've fucked well over my fair share of women and love to give pleasure, anyone who has met me and Eva will tell you her smile is permanent, but one of the things I find is a lot of women can't fuck to save there life.

                                                                                      They fall into different catagories.

                                                                                      (A) You are so lucky I'm letting you.

                                                                                      (B) Move in the wrong direction at the wrong time.

                                                                                      (C) Spend all night stroking my leg or neck, get wise what turns you on does not turn me on.

                                                                                      (D) Those that take two hours to orgasm. Honey it is not my fault that you are slow.

                                                                                      (E) Those that take 30 seconds and after 15 minutes have had enough.

                                                                                      (F) Those that think I want my hearing impaired or the people in the next town to know I'm getting laid.

                                                                                      (G) Those that start threads complaining about men's performance assuming they are God's gift to the art of love making because they have a pussy.

                                                                                      I will not even start about the ones who could not give good head if their life depended on it. "Please don't come in my mouth" She says, while I'm losing my erection because she is crap at it.

                                                                                      EROTEEK until you can prove that you are a good lover do us a favour and STFU!!

                                                                                      *End rant*



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                                                                                      • Paul Markham
                                                                                        Too old to care
                                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                                        • 52942

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                                        The problem is first you have to find a guy who gives a fuck if you get off or not.... then you have to guide him, since every girl likes it different. I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.
                                                                                        Exactly, give him some pointers. It's not as if you all like the same thing.

                                                                                        I'm fun then?



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                                                                                        • Peter Romero
                                                                                          Long time no happy ending
                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                          • 10604

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by charly
                                                                                          Why are women so fast to complain about men fucking badly? EROTEEK it's a joint venture it takes two to tango.

                                                                                          I will not even start about the ones who could not give good head if their life depended on it. "Please don't come in my mouth" She says, while I'm losing my erection because she is crap at it.
                                                                                          I have yet to find a girl who even ASKS if she could cum in my mouth, or wants me to stop and use my hand right before she has an orgasm. But, from her, I'll take a load in the face, leave the stuff on, rub it around and use it as mouthwash, lube, cologne or a desert topping.

                                                                                          Oh, and BTW - I'm a porn star & I've only gotten good head from a handfull of women in my life. Put some damn effort into it at least. I can take about 45 seconds of bad head.
                                                                                          Last edited by Peter Romero; 09-24-2004, 07:39 AM.


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                                                                                          • groark
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                            • 1966

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by longbrick
                                                                                            (need help) how do you have great sex if you ejaculate too fast?
                                                                                            You can come a second time.
                                                                                            Or yerk off
                                                                                            Last edited by groark; 09-24-2004, 07:48 AM.

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                                                                                            • doober
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                              • 6984

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Its called cock worshiping!!!!

                                                                                              Learn how to suck a good dick and I gurantee you that your man will be out to please you....


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                                                                                              get to it or you will never have a good fuck


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                                                                                              • rml1608
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Sep 2004
                                                                                                • 985

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by mdcq
                                                                                                I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck.

                                                                                                NOTE TO SELF:

                                                                                                1. put in
                                                                                                2. pull out
                                                                                                3. repeat if necessary.

                                                                                                I pity you if you don't have to repeat !!
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                                                                                                • Goatse
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                  • 2086

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Why don't you just get on top and control the whole thing yourself then?

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                                                                                                  • Ironhorse
                                                                                                    Pixel Pusher
                                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                                    • 7094

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    You need to fuck more artists
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