Real Quotes From A Real Moron

[Cigarette Sales]

"Arbolist...Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, someone who knows about trees."
G.W., Crawford, TX 8/21/01

"It's your money, you paid for it."
G.W., La Crosse, WI 10/18/00

"The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating."
G.W., CBS News 2/25/00

"I don't read what's handed to me."
G.W., New York, NY 3/15/00

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."
G.W., Beaverton, OR 9/29/00

"I understand small business growth. I was one."
G.W., New York, NY 2/19/00

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
G.W., Austin, Texas 12/20/00

"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it."
G.W., St. Louis, MO 10/18/00

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta preserve."
G.W., Nashua, NH 1/28/00

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
G.W., Florence, SC 1/11/00

"They Misunderestimated me."
G.W., Bentonville, AR 11/6/00

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
G.W., Reynoldsburg, OH 10/4/00

"Our priorities is our faith."
G.W., Greensboro, NC 10/10/00

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
G.W., Washington, DC 12/18/00

"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all...I can't think of anything more deep than that."
G.W., Washington, DC, 3/13/02

"And so, in my State of the my State of the Union or state-my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation-I asked Americans to give 4,000 years-4,000 hours over the next-the rest of your life-of service to America. That's what I asked for-4,000 hours."
G.W., Bridgeport, CT, 4/9/02

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
G.W., New York, NY 4/23/02

"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times (Dude, it's been like 60 years)."
G.W., Tokyo 2/18/02

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believeÑI believe what I believe is right."
G.W., Rome 7/22/01

"I think we agree, the past is over."
G.W., Dallas, TX 5/10/00

[GiantGnome]

"They Misunderestimated me."

[Rob]

Learn how to spell "Ciggarettes" before you decide to sell them, moron.

I sell pourn on the inturnet for monee!!!

[Joe Citizen]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Learn how to spell "Ciggarettes" before you decide to sell them, moron.

aahahahahahahaahahahaha... dumb shit.

You better go to dictionary.com because you can't fucking spell.

[CheeseFrog]

Weird, I could have sworn I saw this exact same list a few years ago, except they were all Dan Quayle quotes and the dates were different.

[Rob]

Originally posted by Joe Citizen
aahahahahahahaahahahaha... dumb shit.

You better go to dictionary.com because you can't fucking spell.

Touche'

[pornguy]

Imagine that something like that could happen.

[Steve]

Ever see the last season of Lexxx?
Reminds me of the reincarnation of Priest as the Pres.

[Kard63]

Who is "GW" ? How do they have George Washington quoted from 1800 on CBS ????

[Cigarette Sales]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Learn how to spell "Ciggarettes" before you decide to sell them, moron.

I sell pourn on the inturnet for monee!!!

Now I understand why you are voting for Bush. OMFG... LOL

[Manowar]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Learn how to spell "Ciggarettes" before you decide to sell them, moron.

I sell pourn on the inturnet for monee!!!