Michael Jordan to play for the Miami Heat - GoFuckYourself.com

jewcash · 09-22-2004, 05:10 PM

Is this true or false does anyone know? There have been rumors spreading

supermann · 09-22-2004, 05:12 PM

I think its true, but still to be confirmed..

jewcash · 09-22-2004, 05:12 PM

can you link me to any articles about it?

swoop · 09-22-2004, 05:15 PM

yea heard it on ESPN....said he's been working out a lot and wants to play on the team with Shaq.

jewcash · 09-22-2004, 05:16 PM

yes but in what capacity? Ownership or Player? or both?

reynold · 09-22-2004, 05:21 PM

yeah! i also heard about that thing! but let's just wait and see if it's true.

Kard63 · 09-22-2004, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jewcash
yes but in what capacity? Ownership or Player? or both?

Unlike the NHL, you cannot own a portion of any team and play in the league at the same time. So if he wants to play, thats all he can do.

Lykos · 09-22-2004, 05:32 PM

I hope it is

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wdsguy · 09-22-2004, 06:29 PM

I've heard rumours about that too

jewcash · 09-22-2004, 07:49 PM

i heard thumbs up on jordan can any one confirm

Living For Today · 09-22-2004, 07:51 PM

DIdnt he retire like 10 years ago? lol. im not with it as far as basketball is concerned.

bdld · 09-22-2004, 08:45 PM

if this is true, i cant wait for the lakers vs heat game christmas day.

Screaming · 09-22-2004, 08:47 PM

wow he cant stay away from the game huh, well i guess i would get bored and go crazy too

sickkittens · 09-22-2004, 08:48 PM

Didn't see anything on nba.com or miamiheat.com, doubt I would have anyways.

Rob · 09-22-2004, 08:49 PM

When you dominate something for so long it's hard just to hang up your hat and walk away. He totally dominated the sport for the longest time and now he's just finding it hard to walk away.

I think it would be a good marriage with him and Shaq in Miami. I wouldn't mind seeing a NBA title come to Florida!

gornyhuy · 09-22-2004, 08:49 PM

Are you kidding me! i thought he was done for sure after the wizards train wreck.

Kard63 · 09-22-2004, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Living For Today
DIdnt he retire like 10 years ago? lol. im not with it as far as basketball is concerned.

the first time was actually 11 years ago.

cold_ice · 09-22-2004, 08:52 PM

Lets hope not. He is fucking up his legacy. He will always go down as one of the greatest but right now all he is are ticket sales.

Veterans Day · 09-22-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by cold_ice
Lets hope not. He is fucking up his legacy. He will always go down as one of the greatest but right now all he is are ticket sales.

"THE" greatest

BigWebRev · 09-22-2004, 08:54 PM

FYI

story NOT TRUE!

Joesho · 09-22-2004, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigWebRev
FYI

story NOT TRUE!

are you sure anth?

Goatse · 09-22-2004, 10:59 PM

He was finished 6 years ago. His stint for the Wiz was nothing short of pathetic. Het got owned by every 2-guard and small forward in the league. Only big men and great passers have any success in the NBA past 36-37 years old. Guys who rely on speed and athlecticism are the first ones to fade. Hell, I almost hope he returns. Nothing would be funnier than watching Ground Jordan and a 400 pound motionless gorilla get murdered by 20 every night.

FlyingIguana · 09-22-2004, 11:04 PM

he should come back to the bulls

if he could fire up curry, the bulls would have the best center in the league

sicone · 09-22-2004, 11:06 PM

He doesnt need to come back, he was a awesome player in his prime and a decent player just a few years back. But how many times can one man retire from the same sport? As bored as he is, he needs to stick to front office work or even coaching

sickkittens · 09-22-2004, 11:08 PM

I'd rather watch Rodman comeback over Jordan.

block · 09-22-2004, 11:08 PM

Jordan might be awesome on a team with shaq... he was still doing good with washington but the team was way too bad, he couldn't carry them.

Downtime · 09-22-2004, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
Are you kidding me! i thought he was done for sure after the wizards train wreck.

You're storm trooper sig is sweet. And by sweet I mean totally awesome.

boobmaster · 09-22-2004, 11:19 PM

Jordan is an old man. If he comes back again, I think he will embarrass himself. It is so sad when an athlete doesn't know when it's time .....

Manowar · 09-22-2004, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Living For Today
DIdnt he retire like 10 years ago?

Kard63 · 09-22-2004, 11:31 PM

In Washington he thought the kids (t-mac or any great current player) would admire him enough to come play with him. Instead he played with all shitty players except rip and he is a terible GM so he traded rip (or had the fake GM do it, whatever). He got no help and still average 21 points per game and people acted like he sucked but I think that was like 5th in the league and he was 40 years old.

Now he sees an oportunity for redemption. Going to Shaq instead of thinking people will come to you. I didnt watch the heat much last year (3 partial games maybe, lol) and the traded away a lot of players, but if the heat can play defense they will do great if MJ actually does it. And Pat Riley will be salivating the whole time and wish he had not retired from coaching after his first loosing season.

boobmaster · 09-22-2004, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kard63
In Washington he thought the kids (t-mac or any great current player) would admire him enough to come play with him. Instead he played with all shitty players except rip and he is a terible GM so he traded rip (or had the fake GM do it, whatever). He got no help and still average 21 points per game and people acted like he sucked but I think that was like 5th in the league and he was 40 years old.

Now he sees an oportunity for redemption. Going to Shaq instead of thinking people will come to you. I didnt watch the heat much last year (3 partial games maybe, lol) and the traded away a lot of players, but if the heat can play defense they will do great if MJ actually does it. And Pat Riley will be salivating the whole time and wish he had not retired from coaching after his first loosing season.

It really doesn't matter what Miami does. They won't beat Detroit.

Satisfaction · 09-23-2004, 12:31 AM

lol, the man is a freak!!!

Goatse · 09-23-2004, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kard63
He got no help and still average 21 points per game and people acted like he sucked but I think that was like 5th in the league and he was 40 years old.

Your stats are a little off. Stackhouse led the team in scoring with 21.5 ppg. Jordan got 20.0. In his last two seasons, he shot 41% and 44% from the field and was a huge defensive liability. If you think he could be anything more than a bench warmer at this point, you're rather optimistic...

Drake · 09-23-2004, 02:20 AM

I hope this isn't true

gothoes · 09-23-2004, 02:32 AM

JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN, ONE more season cant hurt

BruceM · 09-23-2004, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
Jordan is an old man. If he comes back again, I think he will embarrass himself. It is so sad when an athlete doesn't know when it's time .....

polish_aristocrat · 09-23-2004, 02:41 AM

I don't believe he's coming back again

adamneve · 09-23-2004, 02:46 AM

without Michael NBA lost it's magic.........
if he will comeback maybe some of it will come back

Fake Nick · 09-23-2004, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kard63
Unlike the NHL, you cannot own a portion of any team and play in the league at the same time. So if he wants to play, thats all he can do.

didn't he already do this couple of years back with the washingotn wizards ?

Matt 26z · 09-23-2004, 03:24 AM

First year with the Wizards he had more PPG than Malone, Garnett, Finley, Marbury, etc... So if Jordan was a joke, then so are these guys.

His PPG was also the same as Norwitzki, and another 3 PPG and he would have been ahead of T-Mac, Duncan and Bryant.

Turnovers per game in 02-03 with WAS were just 2.11, the lowest of his career. So he wasn't getting owned by defenders.

Field goal % his last yaer in CHI was 47%. Last year in WAS was 45%. Again, not exactly getting owned.

This guy is still a force on the court.

Vitasoy · 09-23-2004, 03:56 AM

I hope he does not come back... he'll just demolish his tarnish.

hova · 09-23-2004, 04:18 AM

Instead of coming back to the game he should bring the old Jordan V shoes back

swoop · 09-23-2004, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdld
if this is true, i cant wait for the lakers vs heat game christmas day.

Bigger ratings then most of the NBA playoff games I bet.

okny · 09-23-2004, 09:33 AM

Jordan is old and should sit home while the youngsters play.

xclusive · 09-23-2004, 09:57 AM

Jordan will school most players out there even today because he understands how to play the game as it is meant to play and he plays to win not too look good like a lot of players...

loverboy · 09-23-2004, 10:00 AM

can he not make his mind and stick to what he said severla times. jezz

Basic_man · 09-23-2004, 10:01 AM

I hope it's false !

Kard63 · 09-23-2004, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
Your stats are a little off. Stackhouse led the team in scoring with 21.5 ppg. Jordan got 20.0. In his last two seasons, he shot 41% and 44% from the field and was a huge defensive liability. If you think he could be anything more than a bench warmer at this point, you're rather optimistic...

In his first year with washington he averaged 22.9 PPG, his second year he averaged 20.0 because he let Stackhouse have the ball and Stackhouse averaged 1.5 PPG more than Jordan. Without Jordan being there to help his lame ass Stackhouse's PPG average droped from 21.5 to 13.9.

I think Jordan is slow and would need a solid lock down defense but if they have those kinds of players they will be fine. If he is surrounded by ghetto play ground run-n-gun niggas that just hope to be on the good side when its over then he will look bad.... but that could never be.

The Dawg · 09-23-2004, 10:50 AM

That news is kind of old. He wanted to buy the team when he found out that Shaq was going to be playing for the Heat.

Link: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1838632

MickeyG · 09-23-2004, 10:52 AM

he won't be playing for the heat. Shaq doesn't want him to play.

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sports/9735577.htm

09-22-2004, 05:10 PM	#1
jewcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 1,571	Michael Jordan to play for the Miami Heat Is this true or false does anyone know? There have been rumors spreading

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jewcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 1,571	yes but in what capacity? Ownership or Player? or both?

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	yeah! i also heard about that thing! but let's just wait and see if it's true.

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	I've heard rumours about that too

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jewcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 1,571	i heard thumbs up on jordan can any one confirm

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Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	DIdnt he retire like 10 years ago? lol. im not with it as far as basketball is concerned.

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bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	if this is true, i cant wait for the lakers vs heat game christmas day.

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	When you dominate something for so long it's hard just to hang up your hat and walk away. He totally dominated the sport for the longest time and now he's just finding it hard to walk away. I think it would be a good marriage with him and Shaq in Miami. I wouldn't mind seeing a NBA title come to Florida! __________________

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cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Lets hope not. He is fucking up his legacy. He will always go down as one of the greatest but right now all he is are ticket sales.

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Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	He was finished 6 years ago. His stint for the Wiz was nothing short of pathetic. Het got owned by every 2-guard and small forward in the league. Only big men and great passers have any success in the NBA past 36-37 years old. Guys who rely on speed and athlecticism are the first ones to fade. Hell, I almost hope he returns. Nothing would be funnier than watching Ground Jordan and a 400 pound motionless gorilla get murdered by 20 every night.

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FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	he should come back to the bulls if he could fire up curry, the bulls would have the best center in the league

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sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	He doesnt need to come back, he was a awesome player in his prime and a decent player just a few years back. But how many times can one man retire from the same sport? As bored as he is, he needs to stick to front office work or even coaching __________________

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Kard63 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 237 619 975 Posts: 8,944	In Washington he thought the kids (t-mac or any great current player) would admire him enough to come play with him. Instead he played with all shitty players except rip and he is a terible GM so he traded rip (or had the fake GM do it, whatever). He got no help and still average 21 points per game and people acted like he sucked but I think that was like 5th in the league and he was 40 years old. Now he sees an oportunity for redemption. Going to Shaq instead of thinking people will come to you. I didnt watch the heat much last year (3 partial games maybe, lol) and the traded away a lot of players, but if the heat can play defense they will do great if MJ actually does it. And Pat Riley will be salivating the whole time and wish he had not retired from coaching after his first loosing season. __________________

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