Take the "death" test

[CDSmith]

Ever wonder how long you'll live? Some of the questions in this are pretty far out, but try and be honest with yourself and your answers and you should do fine

<a href="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/" TARGET="_blank">http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/</a>

My Results:

April 23, 2041
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


9130439 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 145247 people claim to have leprosy.

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[UnseenWorld]

One prediction I can safely make is that this will NOT be the longest thread of the week.

Is there some sort of prize for predictions like this?

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[danevans]

Oh shit, I'll die on Aug. 11, 2001...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Stupid cgi, what does it know..



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[enoj]

April 9, 2039 .. my date of death..

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Overdose (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Suicide (5%)

I've never considered suicide, but i smoke constantly, so i guess i'll get cancer...

anyway, cool test

Beat y'all !

October 17, 2070
at the age of 90 years old.

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[pr0]

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[Muffy]

Wow...I'm going to live until the ripe old age of 63. That's a hell of a lot better than I could've hoped. I thought that I would die of alcholism by the time I was 35.

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[CDSmith]

The big questions are --- When will boneprone croak?

12clucks? How long does he have left? Heh heh

And TAM, when does she kick the bucket?

I posted this for fun, I don't ever hold out hope of vying for the longest thread award. Not all of us are DVD trollers.
Relax, take the test, and find out when you gonna die, and from what. I think I like the "alien abduction" possibility the best
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[Tam]

May 23, 2017
at the age of 52 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (49%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)


Ok well this is fucked up.... 52? Jeeeez........ I only got a few years left in me........ LMAO

dane? You are dying on my birthday? No way!!!

Tam

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[fantasyc]

Originally posted by Equinox:
Beat y'all !

October 17, 2070
at the age of 90 years old.

I can't believe you won. It must have that marajuana question tht screwed me up
October 8, 2048
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Loneliness (6%)
Overdose (5%)


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[CDSmith]

Fantasyc ---

6% loneliness?

You will never be alone if I have anything to say about it.

Your date with death coincides with mine pretty closely.....shall we marry?
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[Corpsie]

I think the "poor pennmanship" did me in.

October 4, 2027 at the age of 48 years old.
Contagious Disease (21%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (17%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Electrolysis (7%)

[HQ]

March 29, 2055!

[magnatique]

hehe

July 10, 2052
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)


what the fuck? just because I can touch my toes standing up doesn't mean I'll do that sick shit LOL

[Midnight]

Something is wrong, according to this I died last week.



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[CDSmith]

heh heh heh

Then what the hell are you DOING here?? Get making some funeral arrangements boyo!

Ya, I suppose the whole thing is limited greatly in it's accuracy, but it is fun.

My dad for example: He was in the merchant navy during the war(WW II), and he had tons of babes in ports all over the world, so he would have to put down a large # of sexual partners, right? BUT, in those days they had no aids or such shit. The test, for older guys like him anyway, is flawed by nature because it will factor in "risk of aids" where there was none in his day-and-age.

But it is fun
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[This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 07-23-2001).]

[P Daddies]

Jesus Christ - I have a 5% chance of dying from Auto-Fellatio...

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[Corpsie]

Originally posted by Midnight:
Something is wrong, according to this I died last week.

Are you goth?

[DamageX]

Originally posted by Equinox:
Beat y'all !

October 17, 2070
at the age of 90 years old.

You damn jock! You'll probably be one of those healthy cranky old men, living in a retirement home and annoying the hell outta everybody around, while the govt. kepps paying out your pension 30 years more than mine, You'll just be a burden to society for an extra 30 years. Hell, I'll pay for your pension and a few others' just with the VAT I pay for smokes! So you should feel VERY guilty!

BTW, according to this I'm already dead. JK, it seems I still have some 30 years until I go, just gotta figure out what the fuck I wanna do with'em first.


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[DamageX]

Originally posted by CDSmith:
Relax, take the test, and find out when you gonna die, and from what. I think I like the "alien abduction" possibility the best

That might not even be that bad, I mean, anyone really died from alien abduction? Or if they've been abducted, can they prove they didn't die? Deep thoughts in the middle of insomnia.


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[aedx]

oh fuckin' shit!! :|

i'm gonna die in 2013...
Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Suicide (10%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

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[vegasdude]

December 21, 2066
at the age of 88 years old

Heart Attack (34%)
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Loneliness (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Hmmm guezz I have to stop drinking all those "buds"

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[vegasdude]

to late already called my lawyer to say in the year 2066 I will ask IRS to kizz my azz and spend all their money in vegas

[Eric]

January 25, 2066
at the age of 92 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (14%)
Cancer (14%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)

I am going to be the old fart!

[DamageX]

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes:
January 25, 2066
at the age of 92 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (14%)
Cancer (14%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)

I am going to be the old fart!

I think my reply to EquinoX goes for you too.



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[CDSmith]

I did this test for my mom, over the phone the other day, just to get a laugh out of her really. She's been feeling less than good lately, her back has been hurting a lot. Well, the test said that her time to expire is June or July or something, of 2002! So, I phoned her yesterday and guess what? She's back on the treadmill gatting her daily excercise, heh heh.

Good things can come from this test after all
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[CDSmith]

Oh, and I forgot to ask you guys..... does anyone have any multi-level marketing tips for me?

heh heh. Sure Lens. That's me all the way
I guess any title is better than "little jerk" that I get on the AWI board.
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[Defiant]

June 5, 2033 at the age of 63 years old

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Homicide (5%)

[CDSmith]

Hey, anyone know exactly what "auto-fellatio" is, and.... how would one go about dying from it?

Maybe I'd WANT to die from that
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[CDSmith]

Originally posted by CDSmith:
Fantasyc ---
Your date with death coincides with mine pretty closely.....shall we marry?

Hmm, 3 days, no answer.... I guess that would be a "no"

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[DragonAss]

Originally posted by CDSmith:
I guess that would be a "no"

It has to be. If you guys married, then you would die before she did... and then she'd die of the lonliness afterall.

I reccomend just being friends.... who fuck!

[Machine]

March 10, 2038
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abduction (9%)


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[OxHottie]

the D day is may 7,2045 I'm most likly to die from cancer(28%) or sex with an obease person(17%) cute ,hot young girl will die in 44 years from having sex with a fat guy!

[Dawgy]

hmmm

november 19, 2047
age 74

Cancer (16%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Suicide (6%)

auto fellatio? hahah... damn wut a way to go

[Scarab]

I apparently have three days to live.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 29, 2001
at the age of 27 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
I'm not telling


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The Scarab TGP

Fuckit - why am I in here and not working?

[Scarab]

Just kidding - here were the real results:

January 22, 2038
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Drowning (10%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

But to be honest, that pretty much sucks anyway. I got the first ones by lying on the test - but these were real answers...

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Fuckit - why am I in here and not working?

[Duke]

Hey midnight you are not the only one
I died 2 years ago in the age of 19 ?
hmm crazy
maybe I am a ghost and can fly .)
if u dont hear anything again from me I couldn´t

[Naughty]

Mmm, seems like those close mobster-ties I have are not that good after all!
Farewell my fr...



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[Kat - Fast]

August 16, 2030
at the age of 57 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Suicide (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

awww fuck

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