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Exxxotica · 07-25-2001, 10:51 PM

A few simple lessons in English.

There: Put the cup over there.
Their: Let's use their script for our TGP.
They're: They're a bunch of really nice webmasters.

Here: Put your cock inhere.
Hear: I can hear you screaming my name.

Where: Where are my signups?
Wear: Please wear the red dress.

Were: Were you going to give me head?

Your: Put your cock in here.
You're: You're a real bitch.

Write: I will writeher a letter.
Right: I use my [b]right</b hand to masturbate.
Rite: I took a rite of passage.

Our: That is our site.
Are: Are you going to post my gallery?

enoj · 07-25-2001, 10:52 PM

I knew that! =)

Thricedead · 07-26-2001, 01:18 AM

Too . I too knew that
To . I went to that
two . I see two replys now

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Lord Assmore · 07-26-2001, 08:00 AM

The confusions pinpointed by Exxxotica are obnoxious and ubiquituous!

Felix · 07-26-2001, 08:29 AM

were can i found other English lesson's?
I wood like too improved me english four not be so laughed on.

btw, thanx alot!

Red · 07-26-2001, 08:51 AM

Exxxotica,
Thank you for adding to the literacy of the board. If I need some extra proof readers, can I call you?

Red

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Tipsy · 07-26-2001, 10:15 AM

What happens when it comes to color/colour though. Which version on 'English' then?

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Muff · 07-26-2001, 10:42 AM

Dont Forget:

Shure and Sure. It seems quite a few Yankees have trouble spelling that one

Ludedude · 07-26-2001, 10:49 AM

Nice post Exxotica!

One of my favorites is:
Then: I did this then I did that.
Than: I'd rather do this than that.

Makes me insane LOL. And I've seen this abomination creeping into certain "mainstream" online media outlets like Excite and ZDnet. Disgraceful.

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07-25-2001, 10:51 PM	#1
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Correct English A few simple lessons in English. There: Put the cup over there. Their: Let's use their script for our TGP. They're: They're a bunch of really nice webmasters. Here: Put your cock inhere. Hear: I can hear you screaming my name. Where: Where are my signups? Wear: Please wear the red dress. Were: Were you going to give me head? Your: Put your cock in here. You're: You're a real bitch. Write: I will writeher a letter. Right: I use my [b]right</b hand to masturbate. Rite: I took a rite of passage. Our: That is our site. Are: Are you going to post my gallery?

07-25-2001, 10:52 PM	#2
enoj Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Norway Posts: 155	I knew that! =)

07-26-2001, 01:18 AM	#3
Thricedead Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: hereabouts Posts: 211	Too . I too knew that To . I went to that two . I see two replys now ------------------ ....

07-26-2001, 08:00 AM	#4
Lord Assmore Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The Periphery Posts: 588	The confusions pinpointed by Exxxotica are obnoxious and ubiquituous!

07-26-2001, 08:29 AM	#5
Felix Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Germany Posts: 59	were can i found other English lesson's? I wood like too improved me english four not be so laughed on. btw, thanx alot!

07-26-2001, 08:51 AM	#6
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	Exxxotica, Thank you for adding to the literacy of the board. If I need some extra proof readers, can I call you? Red ------------------ Eroticopy When you care enough to use the very best.

07-26-2001, 10:15 AM	#7
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	What happens when it comes to color/colour though. Which version on 'English' then? ------------------ Sleep is something that happens to other people

07-26-2001, 10:42 AM	#8
Muff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,782	Dont Forget: Shure and Sure. It seems quite a few Yankees have trouble spelling that one

07-26-2001, 10:49 AM	#9
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Nice post Exxotica! One of my favorites is: Then: I did this then I did that. Than: I'd rather do this than that. Makes me insane LOL. And I've seen this abomination creeping into certain "mainstream" online media outlets like Excite and ZDnet. Disgraceful. ------------------ The Webmaster's Folder