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09-20-2004, 10:01 PM
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Laptop theft solutions
are there any ways to prevent your laptop from getting stolen? like an alarm or something if its taken away from you. Or some software that can totally corrupt the whole computer if its stolen
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09-20-2004, 10:02 PM
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carry a gun on you.
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09-20-2004, 10:03 PM
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wire some gps shit into it so you can track the mofos whenever they turn it on
that would be cool
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09-20-2004, 10:05 PM
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I am receiving this one next week.. .
 2 gig of Ram ! I think I should also lock it down when I leave....
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09-20-2004, 10:05 PM
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are there any harddrive lock passwords? that make the harddrive useless without the correct password?
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09-20-2004, 10:05 PM
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Software to corrupt the system only makes it so your software can't be used. The OS could always be reinstalled. I wouldn't want anything that would actually destroy the computer.... what if it accidently went off while it was still in your possession.
The best solution... always keep good backups and insure the damn thing. |
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09-20-2004, 10:08 PM
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Processor Mobile Athlon 64 Processor speed 1800 MHz Motherboard Motherboard chipset VIA ProSavage K8T800 series Memory Amt of RAM 2048 MB (max 2048 MB) RAM type DDR SDRAM Storage Hard drive 80 GB optical drive DVD Super Multi Drive (DVD+/-RW, DVD-RAM) Expansion/Architecture Ports 4 x USB 2.0, FireWire, VGA-out, Modem, Ethernet, IR, S-video out, audio-out, mic-in, parallel port Graphics Graphics hardware ATI Mobility Radeon 9700 Amt of video RAM 128MB Video RAM type DDR SDRAM Display Diagonal screen size 15 inch LCD technology TFT color LCD Natural resolution (max) 1400 x 1050 Max. external resolution 2048 x 1536 Audio Sound hardware MS-Sound compatible audio chipset Modem and Networking Modem included? Integrated 56K ITU V.92 data/fax software modem Network interface 10/100/1000 Mbps Fast Ethernet; Acer InviLink 802.11g wireless LAN; Bluetooth Software Operating system Win XP Home Software included Norton AntiVirus; CyberLink PowerDVD; NTI CD Maker Chassis Weight w/battery 3.01 kg Built-in devices 802.11g wireless LAN, Bluetooth, 4-in-1 flash memory card reader (SD, SM, MMC, MS supported), 1 x Type II PC Card slot Dimensions 330 x 272 x 31 mm Power Supply Battery type(s) included 8-cell Lithium-ion battery pack Mfr-claimed battery life 3.0-hour battery life; 4.5 hours charge-in-use Warranty Base warranty One-year limited local and international (carry-in) warranty 
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09-20-2004, 10:16 PM
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FAST FORWARD TO NEXT WEEK: Is there any way I can get around the password I put on my laptop? Somehow I locked myself out of it.
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09-20-2004, 10:17 PM
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Sure: Clear Cmos ...
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09-20-2004, 10:19 PM
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09-20-2004, 10:29 PM
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09-20-2004, 10:31 PM
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yeah. i have a tablet pc and i was at starbucks with my ipod. freaked me out
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09-20-2004, 10:32 PM
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09-20-2004, 11:11 PM
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09-20-2004, 11:16 PM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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offices around here now have laptops wired to a desk with a lock and alarm goes off if pulled, just like the stores, best place to steal laptops is get a bullshit job doing data entry for a day and leave, just provide bullshit info. and no i didnt do this, just heard of many.
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09-21-2004, 12:12 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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09-21-2004, 12:44 AM
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One of the best ways is to not put it in a laptop bag, those Targus bags SCREAM I HAVE AN EXPENSIVE LAPTOP IN HERE, PLEASE STEAL ME FOR CRACK MONEY!!! Buy a laptop sleeve, its basically the same protection, and you can carry it in your backpack, briefcase, messenger bag, whatever. http://www.sfbags.com/PRODUCTS/SC_INFO/sc.htm http://www.booqbags.com/Search.bok?c...ptop%20Sleeves http://www.ogio.com/products/display...311306&color=1 Get a damn good lock, you want something that the hotel maid, or the crackhead that wants quick cash is going to take one look at and find an eaiser mark.  APC by Kryptonite Notebook Computer Vault Lock, Combination Lock With that locked up to the frame of the bed, or around your hotel toilet, the only people that will still want your computer are either very dumb or are very dedicated in trying to steal the information onboard it. Which leads us to the next layer of security, make your laptop worthless to anyone that was stealing it just for the information. PGP Personal Desktop PGP Mail ? Encrypts email, files, and instant messages and also provides the ability to manage PGP keys. PGP Disk ?Transparently creates volumes whose contents are encrypted when not in use. I have a laptop with a PGP formatted hard-drive, after a certain amount of time that its open and I am not doing anything, the drive will unmount and encrypt itself. If my computer is stolen, they will have a laptop with plenty of porn to jerk off to, but I can sleep at night knowing all my organization's intellectual property (business plans, powerpoint presentations, and reports) are secure to just about anyone short of the NSA, GCHQ, DSD, and CSE.  If I had a better grasp of what operating system you are running, I could make things a little more secure. Also if you find yourself flying alot, slap some stickers on the top of your computer, or run to Fastsigns and have them make a sticker of your URL, one laptop looks like every other one at the TSA checkpoints, I know this and the laptop thieves know this. (Yes it still goes on with all the security) its a little hard to run off with a laptop that has... www.wildmonkeysex.com across the top of it, sure it might get a few stares, but you might find a few new signups while waiting around at the Admiral's Club. If you have any other questions, hit me up in ICQ, I've camouflaged a number of laptops for a number or organizations over the years.
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09-21-2004, 01:25 AM
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this laptop will self destruct in 54321 boppppm
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