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Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 25
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YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS, WE GOT US SOME JUSTICE ON THIS PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE FIASCO.
XPAYS.COM AND RED LIGHT DISTRICT HAS AGREED TO COMPENSATE ALL ADULT WEBMASTERS IN THE SUM OF $1000 EACH. THE BOTTOM LINE: YOU CANNOT CASH IN ON THIS SEX TAPE. YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO RETURN ALL MONEY ON THIS SEX TAPE TO THE RESPECTIVE SPONSOR AND TAKE DOWN ALL YOUR LINKS AND 'WASH YOUR HANDS' OFF THIS SHIT. I GUESS, THE FOLLOWING IS WHAT CONVINCED THEM: THIS IS BEING SENT TO NEWS ORGANIZATIONS AROUND THE WORLD. PARIS HILTON WILL SUE HOWARD STERN!!!(NEWS TIP NEWS TIP NEWS TIP) PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 LISTEN GUYS, THINGS ARE GETTING UGLIER BY THE FUCKING HOUR, HERE IS THE LATEST: SOMEHOW, NEWS OF THE POST I MADE YESTERDAY HAS GOTTEN TO PARIS AND NIKKI HILTON THAT RICK SALOMON HAS MADE CRITICAL ERRORS OR MISTAKES ON THE SEX TAPE AND ONE OF THE ERRORS IS HIM GIVING AWAY HIS INTENT TO SELL IT FOR MONEY!!!!!! PARIS HILTON'S LAWYERS ARE GOING TO GET FIRED AND FROM WHAT I GET, RICK 'THE SHITHEAD' SALOMON MADE 4 TO 5 CRITICAL ERRORS - REVIEW THE FUCKING VIDEO GUYS, XPAYS.COM ASSURED US IT WAS SAFE TO SELL. IF I FUCKING GET SUED, I'M FUCKING GOING TO SUE XPAYS.COM, I'M GETTING MY LAYWERS READY, JUST IN CASE! PARIS AND NIKKI HILTON NOW KNOW THAT THEY HAVE A VERY VERY VERY STRONG CASE AGAINST RICK SALOMON, RED LIGHT DISTRICT AND US!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!! I GOT INTO THIS SHIT LATE AND THE MONEY I HAVE MADE FROM IT IS SO FUCKING SMALL, THAT IF THEY FILE A CLASS ACTION LAW SUIT, I DON'T LOSE SHIT. CEASE AND DESIST ORDERS ARE GOING TO GO OUT TO XPAYS.COM, RED LIGHT DISTRICT, PARIS HILTON'S LAWYERS AND MAYBE ALL ADULT WEBMASTERS. REMEMBER GUYS, THESE WOMEN ARE ALREADY RICH!! THEY DON'T NEED MONEY, JUST JUSTICE. NIKKI HILTON IS THE ONE WHO WANTS THE BALLS OF RICK SALOMON THE WORST, BECAUSE THAT ARROGANT FUCKER PISSED HER OFF IN SOME SHIT NIGHT CLUB IN L.A. STAY TUNED, I'LL POST ANYTHING I GET. PART2 PART2 PART2 PART2 PART2 PARIS HILTON'S EVIDENCE LEAKED!!!!!!!!! HERE IS THE FUCKING LATEST. MY SOURCE ON THIS SHIT IS VERY GOOD AND VERY FUCKING RELIABLE. EVIDENCE # 1 ***** BLACKED OUT ****** EVIDENCE # 2 ESTABLISHING RICK SALOMON'S PREMEDITATED INTENT THAT THE VIDEO RECORDING MADE BY BOTH PARIS HILTON (SHE DID HOLD THE VIDEO CAMERA) AND RICK SALOMON IS TO BE SOLD FOR MONEY. A. 10 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS INTO THE TAPE: RICK SALOMON TO PARIS HILTON: "I WANT YOU TO GET ON TOP OF ME, SO THAT THEY CAN SEE HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK." B. 10 MINUTES AND 22 SECONDS INTO THE TAPE: RICK SALOMON TO PARIS HILTON: "...SO THEY CAN SEE WHAT I CAN SEE." THE QUESTION HER NEW SET OF ATTORNEYS WILL ASK RICK SALOMON IS: "WHO IS THEY?" THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE HOME VIDEO, RIGHT? NO ONE OUTSIDE OF YOURSELF AND PARIS HILTON ARE TO VIEW THIS TAPE. EVIDENCE # 3 **** BLACKED OUT ******* EVIDENCE # 4 ESTABLISHING RICK SALOMON'S PREMEDITATED INTENT THAT THE VIDEO RECORDING MADE BY BOTH PARIS HILTON AND RICK SALOMON IS TO BE SOLD FOR MONEY. A. ***** BLACKED OUT ****** B. 20 MINUTES AND 25 SECONDS INTO THE TAPE: THE VIDEO SHOWS 'SPOTS' OR SHOWS FACES THAT ARE CENSORED OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT RICK SALOMON OR PARIS HILTON. THIS MEANS, IT WAS EDITED WITH INTENTION TO SELL THE TAPE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC FOR MONEY, BECAUSE A PERSON'S IDENTITY MUST EITHER BE PROTECTED [ CENSORED OUT ] OR THEIR CONSENT MUST BE ACQUIRED IN WRITING, BEFORE THE SALE OF THE TAPE FOR MONEY. C. **** BLACKED OUT ***** D. ****** BLACKED OUT ***** CONCLUSION ON EVIDENCE #4: TO EVEN 'CENSOR' A 'PRIVATE HOME VIDEO' MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE THE ONLY 2 PEOPLE [ PARIS HILTON AND RICK SALOMON ] ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY VIEWERS OF THE TAPE. THIS SHIT IS BLOWING UP SO FAST THAT I AM THINKING OF RETURNING ALL THEY MONEY XPAYS.COM PAID ME AND WASH MY HANDS OFF THIS SHIT. IT DID SMELL FUNNY FROM THE BEGINNING AND MY SOURCES SAY THAT THE LAWYERS PARIS HILTON HAVE NOW WERE BRIBED FOR OVER A MILLION BUCKS! THEY WERE FUCKING BRIBED BY RICK SALOMON AND HOWARD STERN!!!!! DON'T FORGET, HOWARD STERN SECRETLY MASTERMINDED THE WHOLE SEX TAPE SETUP OF PARIS HILTON AND RAKED IT IN SECRETLY VIA OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNTS!!!!!! SHIT!!!!! FROM WHAT I HEAR, ALL BANKS THAT HANDLED ALL MONEY ON THIS SEX TAPE WILL BE SERVED A SUBPENA AND EVEN SHARE HOLDERS WILL BE QUESTIONED!!!! PRELIMNARY LEGAL PROCEEDINGS: ****** BLACKED OUT ************ WIND OF THIS HAS GOTTEN TO PARIS HILTON'S BRIBED ATTORNEYS AND THEY IN TURN WANT TO 'BRIBE' PARIS HILTON IN THE FORM OF A 'OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT' BY RICK SALOMON'S ATTORNEY PLUS 'A NO MORE SALES OF THE SEX TAPE' DEAL. PARIS HILTON IS BEING ADVISED BY ** WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHO**, NOT TO TAKE THE OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT BECAUSE THE CONSPIRACY OF THE SEX TAPE GOES ABOVE RICK SALOMON, BUT INVOLVES: 1. HOWARD STERN. 2. NICOLE RICHIE 3. DREW BARRYMORE AND ABOUT HALF OF HOLLYWOOD THAT DON'T LIKE AND I QUOTE. "SOME PRETTY RICH GIRL INVADING OUR SPACE." PARIS HILTON IS HIRIING A TEAM OF ATTORNEYS FROM 6 COUNTRIES, PLUS THEY WILL GO AFTER THE ISP WHO SOLD THE TAPE ONLINE. THOSE GUYS OPERATE OUT OF BELGIUM. RICK SALOMON PUT "CZECH REPUBLIC" ON THE WHOIS, BUT THIS NEW TEAM OF ATTORNEYS ARE TRAINED AND THEY ARE PROFESSIONAL AND THEY ARE GOOD. WHEN THIS LAW SUIT GOES DOWN A LOT OF HEADS WILL ROLL. I AM DELETING ALL MY LINKS ON THIS SHIT AS I SPEAK. BYE. PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PARIS HILTON'S LATEST LEGAL MANUVERS. FIRST OFF - I AM NOT A WOMAN. I AM TRYING TO GIVE MY FELLOW 'BROTHERS' AN EARLY WARNING. HOW AM I GETTING MY INFORMATION? GO FUCK YOURSELF. HERE'S THE LATEST SHIT: PARIS HILTON WILL HIRE A TEAM OF EUROPEAN LAWYERS - SHE WILL NOT USE ANY AMERICAN LAWYERS FOR THIS LAWSUIT. SHE HAS A LEGAL RIGHT TO SUE ACROSS BORDERS BECAUSE OF THE PANAMA CORPORATION THAT RELEASED THE 'NIGHTVISION CLIP' AND THE ISP FROM BELGIUM. SHE WILL GO AFTER HER CURRENT LAWYERS FOR TAKING THE BRIBE. AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TRY TO GET THEM INCLUDING ALL PARTNERS OF THE FIRM DIS-BARRED. ALL OF THE FOLLOWING WILL GO ON A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT. 1. PARIS HILTON'S CURRENT LAWYERS. 2. HOWARD STERN AND HIS LAWYERS. 3. RICK SALOMON AND HIS LAWYERS. 3. NICOLE RICHIE AND HER LAWYERS. 4. DREW BARRYMORE AND HER LAWYERS. 5. TOM CRUISE AND HIS LAWYERS. 6. MADONNA AND HER LAWYERS. 7. BRAD PITT AND HIS LAWYERS. IMMEDIATE CEASE AND DESISTS OF ALL ACTION RELATED TO THE SEX TAPE (SALE ON AND OFFLINE) WILL GO OUT TO: 1. XPAYS.COM 2. RED LIGHT 3. ALL ADULT WEBMASTERS VIA A DEMAND TO XPAYS.COM AND RED LIGHT (IF YOU DON'T TAKE DOWN YOUR LINKS FOR THE TAPE AND RETURN ALL MONEY TO XPAYS.COM OR RED LIGHT, WITHIN 90 DAYS OF THE DEMAND YOU WILL BE NAMED ON THIS CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT). 4. THE ISP IN BELGIUM SELLING THE TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM VIDEO. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU GUYS LISTEN TO THE TRUTH OR NOT, I'M SAVING MY ASS. BYE. |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!!
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Dude Go hit your pizzo again.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
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Xpays are my friends
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Beer Money Baron
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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wow.. this must be true.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: The Netherlands
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what the fuck man
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So Fucking Banned
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Pounding Googlebot
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Top Rated CEO
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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I spent all my parishilton money on sex.com traffic and cheap alcohol
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Pounding Googlebot
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
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yes
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Confirmed Moneymaker
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees!
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This dude is mentally ill.. pay no attention to him.. IMHO
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Boston
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THE SKYS FALLING IN!
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: USA
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try hitting that one more time, sunshine |
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