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Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 25
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PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4
PART 4 PARIS HILTON GETS A NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT! HERE IS THE LATEST ON THIS SPIRALLING MEDIA FIASCO. PARIS HILTON JUST HIRED A NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT. A LITTLE INFO: THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS THE MOST SERIOUS FUCKER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. YOU COULD SAY 'HE KNOWS THE TRUTH.' HE IS THE ONE THAT POINTED OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT THE BRIBE PARIS HILTON'S NOW ATTORNEYS GOT. HE IS LITERALLY PUTTIING HIS ASS ON THE LINE WITH THIS ALLEGATION, BUT UNDERSTAND, HE LOOKS LIKE A PERSON THAT: 'KNOWS EVERYTHING GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD.' THIS SHIT IS LIKE MR. JUSTICE, HIMSELF, IS DIRECTING EVERYTHING GOING ON. NOBODY IS QUESTIONING HIS JUGDMENT CALL ON THE BRIBE TAKEN BY PARIS HILTONS ATTORNEYS, THIS IS WHY HE IS STRONGLY ADVISING PARIS HILTON TO NOT TAKE THE OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT RICK SALOMON'S ATTORNEYS WANT TO HURRY AND PUT TOGETHER NOW THAT THE TRUTH IS FINALLY COMING OUT. THIS SHIT IS SO INTENSE, I AM PUTTING A YEAR ASIDE TO WATCH HOW THINGS PAN OUT. HE IS GOING TO PUT TOGETHER THE BIGGEST BAD ASS LEGAL TEAM AND WILL PERSONALLY INTERVIEW THE ATTORNEYS HIMSELF. AND GET THIS - HE IS DOING ALL THIS FOR PARIS HILTON AND HER FAMILY PRO BONO - ALL FOR FUCKING FREE FOR YOU GUYS WHO DON'T KNOW LEGAL SPEAK. LET US JUST SAY HE DOES NOT RESPECT HOWARD STERN OR RICK SALOMON. RICK SALOMON IS SUCH AN INCOMPETENT ARROGANT SHIT, THAT THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT IS LITERRALLY LAUGHING AT OUR 'FRIEND' RICK. RICK AND STERN THOUGHT THEY COULD 'GET AWAY WITH IT.' BUT RICK SALOMON MADE SO MANY FUCKING STUPID MISTAKES ON THIS PROJECT THAT IT IS A WONDER THEY SOLD IT FOR A PENNY. EVEN THE INITIAL RELEASE OF THE 'NIGHTVISION' CLIP GAVE AWAY STERN AND RICK'S INTENT AND THOSE TWO FOOLS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. FURTHER, RICK CLAIMING THE VIDEO WAS 'STOLEN' DOES NOT PAN OUT AND THESE GUYS SAY WAS ANOTHER BIG MISTAKE AND THIS NEW LEGAL TEAM IS GOING AFTER. THE INITIAL LEGAL TEAM ARE RIPPING THE VIDEO APART SECOND PER SECOND, COMBING EVERYTHING FOR EVIDENCE. THE EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING SO FAST AND I CAN ONLY SAY WHAT I CAN, BUT THIS GUY HAS EVEN POINTED OUT THAT RICK SALOMON EVEN MADE A MISTAKE IN THE REGISTRATION OF 'TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM' THAT GIVES AWAY HIS TRUE MOTIVE - SET PARIS HILTON UP, MAKE A SEX VIDEO AND MAKE MONEY. RICK SALOMON GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE. 'FUCKING SOMEONE OVER.' THEY ARE EVEN LAUGHING AT RICK'S CHOICE OF WORDS: "TRUSTFUNDGIRLS" BECAUSE THIS TEAM IS ASKING: 1. HOW MANY 'GIRLS WITH TRUST FUNDS' ARE THERE IN THE WORLD? 2. THAT ARE AS HOT AS PARIS AND FAMOUS? 3. THAT IDIOT BOY RICK SALOMON HAS DATED IN THE PAST 7 YEARS TO MAKE A DOLLAR OFF OF? NOT MANY AND...... 4. IS PARIS HILTON THE ONLY GIRL WITH A TRUST FUND RICK SALOMON HAS DATED? FOR RICK AND STERN'S POCKET BOOK, IT HAD BETTER NOT BE. THESE NEW ATTORNEYS SAY THAT THEY HAVE TO ASK RICK SALOMON ABOUT 5 QUESTIONS ON JUST THE 'THEORY' BEHIND THE REGISTRATION OF THE NAME 'TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM' AND IT'S 'CASE CLOSED'. THIS LEGAL TEAM IS VERY FUCKING CONFIDENT. LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING: THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO EAT STERN AND RICK FOR LUNCH IN THE COURTROOM. IT'S THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE'S INVOLVEMENT THAT BAFFLES EVERYBODY, BUT THIS LEGAL CONSULTANT SAYS THAT THE CONSPIRACY IN HOLLYWOOD IS SO SINISTER, THAT AND I QUOTE, "THAT BRAT PACK OF ASSHOLES IN 'THE CITY OF FOOLS'" LITERALLY WANTED TO MANIPULATE PARIS HILTON TO BE A PORN STAR - THAT IS AND I QUOTE, "IF SHE WANTS IN, LET HER BUY INTO OUR 'CLUB' BY SUCKING COCK. ONLY." THIS QUOTE MAKES SENSE OF WHAT RICK SALOMON SAID IN THE SEX VIDEO: "SHE LOVES THE COCK." ANOTHER NAME THAT WILL GO ON THE CLASS ACTION LAW SUIT IS SHANNON DOUGHERTHY AND HER LAWYERS. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE EVEN GOING AFTER THE LAWYERS OF THE CELEBRITIES TOO AND WILL TRY TO GET THEM DIS-BARRED, IF THE LAWYERS FOR THE CELEBRITIES HAVE DONE ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING WRONG, THIS LEGAL TEAM WILL, 'KNOW THE TRUTH.' BYE. PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PARIS HILTON'S BITCH LIST!!! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH FUCKING GOD!!!!! ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LISTENING NOW? HERE IS THE LATEST ON THE BIGGEST FUCKING SCANDAL SINCE THE MOVIE 'WATERWORLD'. THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT PARIS HILTON GOT WORKING FOR HER, IS THE SHIT! IT IS LIKE HIS EYES RADIATE LIGHTNING! I GUESS YOU COULD SAY 'HE'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD." HERE ARE MORE NAMES ON PARIS HILTON'S CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT. HE REFERS TO THIS LIST AS 'MISS HILTON'S BITCH LIST'. 9. CAMERON DIAZ AND HER LAWYERS 10. ALISON EASTWOOD AND HER LAWYERS 11. TIGER WOODS AND HIS LAWYERS 12. JOHN CUSSACK AND HIS LAWYERS 13. HUGH HEFNER AND HIS LAWYERS 14. RON JEREMY AND HIS LAWYERS FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, THESE FUCKHEADS IN HOLLYWODD WANTED TO MAKE AN 'EASY BUCK' AND THIS IS HOW THESE IDIOTS CHOOSE TO DO IT. THEY SET PARIS HILTON UP, MADE MONEY AND SPLIT IT AMONG THEMSELVES. LISTEN MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS SINISTER CONSPIRACY IS GETTING UGLIER BY THE FUCKING DAY. ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO COMPENSATE US FOR THE TIME WE SPENT SELLING THIS SHIT? FUCK, THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT IS EVEN REFERRING TO THE MEN AS, 'BITCHES', BECAUSE HE SAYS WHEN THIS NEW LEGAL TEAM GETS DONE WITH THESE 'COWARDS' IN THE COURTROOM, THEY WON'T HAVE ANY BALLS. BYE hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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jellyfish
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 71,528
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learn where the caps lock key is
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Tap into MOBILE!
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 11,779
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WHY IS EVERYTHING ALL IN CAPS!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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THIS INTERWEB IS INSANE ON MY WEBTV.
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Looking California
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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who is this person?
and why do they think we give a rats ass? ![]() |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,372
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who are the names of the new legal team????
just curious sounds serious... |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Vault
Posts: 5,761
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The noob invasion, take all your sites down and run
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,759
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what the fuck is wrong with you man
do you think anyone is gonna read that crap? |
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Beer Money Baron
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: brujah / gmail
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I'm going to post all this info in a blog. Lisa77 is a credible source for sure eh ?
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,486
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HELLO IT'S MY FIRST DAY ON THE INTERNET
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Team Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inside the most accurately counting and reporting affiliate system in the world at XPays.com
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Medellin, Colombia
Posts: 6,445
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who gives a mutherfucking flying fuck, log off the internet and kill yourself immediately
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Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Your moms box
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WTf??????????
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