How to build your very own atomic bomb - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 09-20-2004, 06:02 AM

# First, obtain about 50 pounds (110 kg) of weapons grade Plutonium at your local supplier. A nuclear power plant is not recommended, as large quantities of missing Plutonium tends to make plant engineers unhappy. We suggest that you contact your local terrorist organization, or perhaps the Junior Achievement in your neighborhood.
# Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your children or pets to play in it or eat it. Any left over Plutonium dust is excellent as an insect repellant. You may wish to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junk yard, but an old coffee can will do nicely.
# Fashion together a metal enclosure to house the device. Most common varieties of sheet metal can be bent to disguise this enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a lunch pail, or a Buick. Do not use tinfoil.
# Arrange the Plutonium into two hemispheral shapes, separated by about 4 cm. Use rubber cement to hold the Plutonium dust together.
# Now get about 100 pounds (220 kg) of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite is much better, but messier to work with. Your helpful hardware man will be happy to provide you with this item.
# Pack the TNT around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in step 4. If you cannot find Gelignite, fell free to use TNT packed in with Playdo or any modeling clay. Colored clay is acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point.
# Enclose the structure from step 6 into the enclosure made in step 3. Use a strong glue such as "Crazy Glue" to bind the hemisphere arrangement against the enclosure to prevent accidental detonation which might result from vibration or mishandling.
# To detonate the device, obtain a radio controlled (RC) servo mechanism, as found in RC model airplanes and cars. With a modicum of effort, a remote plunger can be made that will strike a detonator cap to effect a small explosion. These detonatior caps can be found in the electrical supply section of your local supermarket. We recommend the "Blast-O-Mactic" brand because they are no deposit-no return.
# Now hide the completed device from the neighbors and children. The garage is not recommended because of high humidity and the extreme range of temperatures experienced there. Nuclear devices have been known to spontaneously detonate in these unstable conditions. The hall closet or under the kitchen sink will be perfectly suitable.
# Now you are the proud owner of a working thermonuclear device! It is a great ice-breaker at parties, and in a pinch, can be used for national defense.

Have fun

AnalProbe · 09-20-2004, 06:05 AM

Great Tutorial if you have problems with your neighbours.

Libertine · 09-20-2004, 06:10 AM

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Originally posted by AnalProbe
Great Tutorial if you have problems with your neighbours.

Or if you're looking for a fast and easy way to solve the Irael/Palestina problem once and for all

SEObot · 09-20-2004, 06:12 AM

OK and just were am I going to get some Plutonium?

AnalProbe · 09-20-2004, 06:16 AM

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Originally posted by SEObot
OK and just were am I going to get some Plutonium?

I have some in my bunker.

I don't have a license to sell, so you could try to steal it and pay me later.

Libertine · 09-20-2004, 06:26 AM

This could be your asshole neighbour's house:

AnalProbe · 09-20-2004, 06:29 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld
This could be your asshole neighbour's house:

Looks more like Mr. Izzz trying to hide for the light.

Head · 09-20-2004, 07:32 AM

tranza · 09-20-2004, 07:42 AM

1 pound = 0.5 kg, so that whole recip is wrong...

Nicky · 09-20-2004, 08:00 AM

50 pounds is like 23kilos......

Rochard · 09-20-2004, 08:19 AM

I told the guy next door to that I was tired of his dog barking at night.....

fris · 09-20-2004, 08:28 AM

things you find on the internet these days, i saw an article on cnet, some guy went to jail for posting a recipe from the jolly rogers cookbook on his website

RedShoe · 09-20-2004, 10:19 AM

http://www.atomicarchive.com/Movies/Movie8.shtml

The Heron · 09-20-2004, 10:25 AM

Those directions are seriously flawed.
Main problem being that the gas would kill the fool before he built anything.
Also it ain't as simple as just blowing the shit up, you have to have a shaped charge that detonates in the correct sequence.
This shit isn't as easy as people might think.

macho · 09-20-2004, 10:26 AM

xexe.

Johny Traffic · 09-20-2004, 10:33 AM

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Those directions are seriously flawed.

fuck, now you tell us

Nysus · 09-20-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by SEObot
OK and just were am I going to get some Plutonium?

Canada is the largest source in the world as far as I know.

Matt

Basic_man · 09-20-2004, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by AnalProbe
Great Tutorial if you have problems with your neighbours.

rofl

emthree · 09-20-2004, 11:28 AM

I bet the feds are all over this thread allready

CDSmith · 09-20-2004, 11:38 AM

I've been waiting for this thread. That bitch down the lane is going to pay now....

SCtyger · 09-20-2004, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by SEObot
OK and just were am I going to get some Plutonium?

all the VW minivans u see drivin around... they've got em, just ask Marty and Doc.

Manowar · 09-20-2004, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by AnalProbe
Great Tutorial if you have problems with your neighbours.

Rich · 09-20-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
rofl

hey hey, you figured out that it's ROFL, not ROLF. Congrats.

Rich · 09-20-2004, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by tranza
1 pound = 0.5 kg, so that whole recip is wrong...

1 kilogram = 2.20462262 pounds

Goatse · 09-21-2004, 01:26 AM

Aren't those instructions on how to make a dirty bomb, not an atomic bomb? Very choatic, but not nearly as destructive.

reynold · 09-21-2004, 01:29 AM

i'll do that if ever i'll be needing one!

Libertine · 09-27-2004, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Heron
Those directions are seriously flawed.
Main problem being that the gas would kill the fool before he built anything.
Also it ain't as simple as just blowing the shit up, you have to have a shaped charge that detonates in the correct sequence.
This shit isn't as easy as people might think.

You took this seriously?

jacked · 09-27-2004, 07:03 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld
You took this seriously?

for real the dude mans got some know how when it comes to makin atomic bombs that aint cool

Tricksy · 09-27-2004, 08:09 AM

I started thinking of those ppl i need 2 get rid off....

Lykos · 09-27-2004, 09:31 AM

I will pass on that boomb,to long to read it

Shok · 09-27-2004, 09:34 AM

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Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	How to build your very own atomic bomb # First, obtain about 50 pounds (110 kg) of weapons grade Plutonium at your local supplier. A nuclear power plant is not recommended, as large quantities of missing Plutonium tends to make plant engineers unhappy. We suggest that you contact your local terrorist organization, or perhaps the Junior Achievement in your neighborhood. # Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your children or pets to play in it or eat it. Any left over Plutonium dust is excellent as an insect repellant. You may wish to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junk yard, but an old coffee can will do nicely. # Fashion together a metal enclosure to house the device. Most common varieties of sheet metal can be bent to disguise this enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a lunch pail, or a Buick. Do not use tinfoil. # Arrange the Plutonium into two hemispheral shapes, separated by about 4 cm. Use rubber cement to hold the Plutonium dust together. # Now get about 100 pounds (220 kg) of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite is much better, but messier to work with. Your helpful hardware man will be happy to provide you with this item. # Pack the TNT around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in step 4. If you cannot find Gelignite, fell free to use TNT packed in with Playdo or any modeling clay. Colored clay is acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point. # Enclose the structure from step 6 into the enclosure made in step 3. Use a strong glue such as "Crazy Glue" to bind the hemisphere arrangement against the enclosure to prevent accidental detonation which might result from vibration or mishandling. # To detonate the device, obtain a radio controlled (RC) servo mechanism, as found in RC model airplanes and cars. With a modicum of effort, a remote plunger can be made that will strike a detonator cap to effect a small explosion. These detonatior caps can be found in the electrical supply section of your local supermarket. We recommend the "Blast-O-Mactic" brand because they are no deposit-no return. # Now hide the completed device from the neighbors and children. The garage is not recommended because of high humidity and the extreme range of temperatures experienced there. Nuclear devices have been known to spontaneously detonate in these unstable conditions. The hall closet or under the kitchen sink will be perfectly suitable. # Now you are the proud owner of a working thermonuclear device! It is a great ice-breaker at parties, and in a pinch, can be used for national defense. Have fun __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

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