I am typing this now with 1 hand. guess why and win $50
if someone guesses the exact reason within next 2 hours, he wins $50
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I don't use ICQ anymore. -
because you're watching a gay porno and rubbing another one out with your other hand -
ok, to give someone more chances, you have to simply guess what exactly i am holding in my left handI don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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Fleshlight?Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
ok, to give someone more chances, you have to simply guess what exactly i am holding in my left handComment
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must beOriginally posted by pornJester
Fleshlight?Comment
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your penisComment
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You broke/sprained/injured your wrist.This Space for RentComment
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Go a beer in the other hand
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phone
eating
drinking
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a joint
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penis
remote control
watch
pencilComment
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a pipeComment
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A stress ball or something to relieve carpel tunnel...Comment
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a bongComment
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dvd
posting on 2 computers
beerComment
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a baby
gfynicky @ gmail.comComment
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You broke your hand while looking for your watch inside of your lovers ass?Comment
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nothing
you just feel like typing with one handComment
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you're in bad need of some extra cash aren't youOriginally posted by Reak
dvd
posting on 2 computers
beerComment
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MY fucking 50 bugs!!!
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noone guessed so far, just a note: only 1 guess per person..and it has to be an exact guessI don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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you got a phone call today of some old buddies from high school... they said lets go get some beers...you said ok... you guys went out had some beers... got a little carried away...you guys got kicked out....ended up at a hotel on the strip...called an escort...payed her, fucked her, sniffed some good coke the valet guy hooked you up with..... woke up in the morning, went to your car in the parking lot....and noticed the car was broken into...you got so mad you punched the wall right next to the car and put a whole in it... you screamend out "damn those elves!!!always taking my shit".... you get in the car...drive home....notice the mailman was there...he drops mail in the box..you reach in to get it and your hand got stuck...you yell "shit!fuck!cock!balls!!!"... the neighbors kid starts crying, the sprinklers go off...the water hits your hand, and luckily your hand slides out... happy and frustrated at the same time...you walk up the porch stairs and slipped and fell and cracked your wrist...now you can only type with one hand.
am i close?EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALxComment
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good callOriginally posted by abyss_al
you got a phone call today of some old buddies from high school... they said lets go get some beers...you said ok... you guys went out had some beers... got a little carried away...you guys got kicked out....ended up at a hotel on the strip...called an escort...payed her, fucked her, sniffed some good coke the valet guy hooked you up with..... woke up in the morning, went to your car in the parking lot....and noticed the car was broken into...you got so mad you punched the wall right next to the car and put a whole in it... you screamend out "damn those elves!!!always taking my shit".... you get in the car...drive home....notice the mailman was there...he drops mail in the box..you reach in to get it and your hand got stuck...you yell "shit!fuck!cock!balls!!!"... the neighbors kid starts crying, the sprinklers go off...the water hits your hand, and luckily your hand slides out... happy and frustrated at the same time...you walk up the porch stairs and slipped and fell and cracked your wrist...now you can only type with one hand.
am i close?Comment
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because you are preparing yourself for a stranger, by sitting on one hand and making it numb so when you beat off it'll feel like a stranger is doing it to you?
ok, no seriously.. (c'mon that was the joke one) Is it because you had microsurgery?
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it just felt right... i knew i was rightOriginally posted by bluff
good call
EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALxComment
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No reason at all, you just feel like it?Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
if someone guesses the exact reason within next 2 hours, he wins $50
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Your freshly shaved scrotum..and I'm off.Comment
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Originally posted by shermsshack
You broke your hand while looking for your watch inside of your lovers ass?
You have a PDA in your other hand, trying to sync it upComment
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Your'e holding a furry critter in your other hand?Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts!
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What a minute, what do you mean by "exact"? Like, if you're holding a beer I have to say what kind of beer, or does saying "beer" count?Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
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You are about to cheat the anticonception of your girlfriend, so your holding her strip... (I was inspired by your other post )
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a childComment
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You hurt your other hand so you can't use it to typeComment
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Don't worry about it, you will not guess anyway....Originally posted by CET
What a minute, what do you mean by "exact"? Like, if you're holding a beer I have to say what kind of beer, or does saying "beer" count?Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
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For no other reason then you want to.
You busted your other hand.Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts!
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Your fingers are in your anus ?
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Using your mouse.icq 157542142Comment
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Contest is over, Vitasoy was the closest one, but noone guessed anyway.
I was eating a carrotOriginally posted by Vitasoy
You were eating an apple.
I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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which post?Originally posted by Bas
You are about to cheat the anticonception of your girlfriend, so your holding her strip... (I was inspired by your other post )
I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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What's the best age for having kids?Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
which post?
How old were you when you got your first child?
Now, looking back, do you think it was too late or too early?
I don't have kids yet, i think the best age would be about 29 for me...
How about you
(And, did I win?
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