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Tam · 07-23-2001, 07:18 PM

Hey Mike, I sent you more info on our thing...... it goes in the thing so when you get the last thingie it will be one whole thingie..........

Tam

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Jamdin · 07-23-2001, 07:47 PM

Reminds me of an old novelty song (note: the "* * *" represents three quick drum beats like "boom-ba-boom"):

"The Thing"
Phil Harris

While I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day,
I saw a great big wooden box a-floating in the bay.
I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise,
Ooh, I discovered a * * * right before my eyes.
Ooh, I discovered a * * * right before my eyes.

I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king.
I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy 'most anything.
But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop:
"Ooh, get out of here with that * * * before I call a cop!
Ooh, get out of here with that * * * before I call a cop!"

I turned around and got right out, a-running for my life.
And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife.
But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door:
"Ooh, get out of here with that * * * and don't come back no more!
Ooh, get out of here with that * * * and don't come back no more!"

I wandered all around the town until I chanced to meet
A hobo who was looking for a handout on the street.
He said he'd take 'most any old thing. He was a desperate man.
But when I showed him the * * *, he turned around and ran.
Ooh, when I showed him the * * *, he turned around and ran.

I wandered on for many years, a victim of my fate,
Until one day I came upon Saint Peter at the Gate.
And when I tried to take it inside, he told me where to go:
"Get out of here with that * * *, and take it down below!
Oh, get out of here with that * * *, and take it down below!"

The moral of this story is if you're out on the beach
And you should see a great big box and it's within your reach,
Don't ever stop and open it up. That's my advice to you.
'Cause you'll never get rid of the * * *, no matter what you do.
Oh, you'll never get rid of the * * *, no matter what you do.

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Tam · 07-23-2001, 08:45 PM

Jam, you are always writing and singing something baby.... LMAO

Mike your thing is in the mail baby..... or should I say your THINGS......... woohoo........ can't wait to see what you do with my thing....

Tam

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Eric · 07-23-2001, 08:48 PM

TAM YOU SLUT!!! That is my THING you sent Mike... Oh boy woman! You are SOOOOO cut off now!

Tam · 07-23-2001, 08:50 PM

Eric....... but it wasn't THAT thing... it was another thing entirely.... YOUR thing is still all in tact and totally belongs to you babe........ I swear........ *begging you not to beat me again*

LMAO

*slamming the door as I slide out it*

Tam

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[This message has been edited by Tam (edited 07-23-2001).]

Mrs Tanker · 07-23-2001, 09:19 PM

I don't get a damn "thing" but u guys are hilarious.

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Tam · 07-23-2001, 09:32 PM

They all want my thing, Mrs T....... you see here how they are fighting over it....... MEN!!!! They are all alike, I swear. LMAO

And wanna know what's even more hilarious............ not a damn one of them even know what this thing is...... cept for one of them. LMAO

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Mrs Tanker · 07-23-2001, 09:38 PM

yep...thats men alright! They don't know any "thing"...they just want a "thing"...gotta love it tho!
I wish my "thing" was here but no he is doing his own "thing" in Arizona. Men..can't train em and you can't shoot em.

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Eric · 07-24-2001, 08:06 AM

Don't tell me I don't know what the "Thing" is woman! That is it you have worn through my last thread of patience!

**** WHACK ****

Teach you to be repectful of youth!

"Respect my elders? Why! They can't catch me!"

Tam · 07-24-2001, 08:31 AM

OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!

Do you get off on beating the hell outta me? DAMN, and you said you weren't like all those other men.......... HA!!!!!!!!

Well we shall see about this..... *running up behind you and grabbing your whoopin stick*

NOW who has it... and you DO NOT know what my thing is........ you haven't a clue....... LMAO

*slapping you in the head with the stick*

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07-23-2001, 07:18 PM	#1
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,501	Mike, I have your thing!!!! Hey Mike, I sent you more info on our thing...... it goes in the thing so when you get the last thingie it will be one whole thingie.......... Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!!

07-23-2001, 07:47 PM	#2
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Reminds me of an old novelty song (note: the "* * " represents three quick drum beats like "boom-ba-boom"): "The Thing" Phil Harris While I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day, I saw a great big wooden box a-floating in the bay. I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise, Ooh, I discovered a * * right before my eyes. Ooh, I discovered a * * * right before my eyes. I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king. I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy 'most anything. But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop: "Ooh, get out of here with that * * * before I call a cop! Ooh, get out of here with that * * * before I call a cop!" I turned around and got right out, a-running for my life. And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife. But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door: "Ooh, get out of here with that * * * and don't come back no more! Ooh, get out of here with that * * * and don't come back no more!" I wandered all around the town until I chanced to meet A hobo who was looking for a handout on the street. He said he'd take 'most any old thing. He was a desperate man. But when I showed him the * * , he turned around and ran. Ooh, when I showed him the * , he turned around and ran. I wandered on for many years, a victim of my fate, Until one day I came upon Saint Peter at the Gate. And when I tried to take it inside, he told me where to go: "Get out of here with that * , and take it down below! Oh, get out of here with that * , and take it down below!" The moral of this story is if you're out on the beach And you should see a great big box and it's within your reach, Don't ever stop and open it up. That's my advice to you. 'Cause you'll never get rid of the * , no matter what you do. Oh, you'll never get rid of the * *, no matter what you do. ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica Submit your galleries to Shemp & get archived

07-23-2001, 08:45 PM	#3
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,501	Jam, you are always writing and singing something baby.... LMAO Mike your thing is in the mail baby..... or should I say your THINGS......... woohoo........ can't wait to see what you do with my thing.... Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!!

07-23-2001, 08:48 PM	#4
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	TAM YOU SLUT!!! That is my THING you sent Mike... Oh boy woman! You are SOOOOO cut off now!

07-23-2001, 08:50 PM	#5
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,501	Eric....... but it wasn't THAT thing... it was another thing entirely.... YOUR thing is still all in tact and totally belongs to you babe........ I swear........ begging you not to beat me again LMAO slamming the door as I slide out it Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! [This message has been edited by Tam (edited 07-23-2001).]

07-23-2001, 09:19 PM	#6
Mrs Tanker Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Roseville, CA USA Posts: 30	I don't get a damn "thing" but u guys are hilarious. ------------------ Mrs. Tanker

07-23-2001, 09:32 PM	#7
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,501	They all want my thing, Mrs T....... you see here how they are fighting over it....... MEN!!!! They are all alike, I swear. LMAO And wanna know what's even more hilarious............ not a damn one of them even know what this thing is...... cept for one of them. LMAO ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!!

07-23-2001, 09:38 PM	#8
Mrs Tanker Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Roseville, CA USA Posts: 30	yep...thats men alright! They don't know any "thing"...they just want a "thing"...gotta love it tho! I wish my "thing" was here but no he is doing his own "thing" in Arizona. Men..can't train em and you can't shoot em. ------------------ Mrs. Tanker

07-24-2001, 08:06 AM	#9
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Don't tell me I don't know what the "Thing" is woman! That is it you have worn through my last thread of patience! ** WHACK ** Teach you to be repectful of youth! "Respect my elders? Why! They can't catch me!"

07-24-2001, 08:31 AM	#10
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,501	OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!! Do you get off on beating the hell outta me? DAMN, and you said you weren't like all those other men.......... HA!!!!!!!! Well we shall see about this..... running up behind you and grabbing your whoopin stick NOW who has it... and you DO NOT know what my thing is........ you haven't a clue....... LMAO slapping you in the head with the stick ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!!