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Naughty · 07-24-2001, 02:51 AM

Affiliates/Newbies can be very smart, e.g.:
"... I just received your banners and links via email. How do I put those on my website?.."

or

"... on your statspages I saw: 'No Shaving', does this mean I am not allowed to post pictures with shaved pussy? I hope not, since most of them are bold..."

Yep, these people also wanna make money on the internet:-)

(just saving posts for that damn T-Shirt)

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deluxe · 07-24-2001, 03:43 AM

lol, i know i was a newbie once but i can't recall being that stupid...

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DamageX · 07-24-2001, 06:19 AM

Hey, cut'em some slack, LOL. Maybe some of'em don't have IQ's that hit the ceilling, but they'd still generate a sign-up or two once in a while, even if they refer their not-so-bright-either friends.

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12clicks · 07-24-2001, 07:16 AM

emails I've read from newbies:

"your boss should fire you"
"if I don't see my stats go up, I'm taking down your links"
"do you have to have a website to use this?"
"how much do I get paid when I click on my link?"

I've got a million of them.

fantasyc · 07-24-2001, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DamageX:
Hey, cut'em some slack, LOL. Maybe some of'em don't have IQ's that hit the ceilling, but they'd still generate a sign-up or two once in a while, even if they refer their not-so-bright-either friends.

Thanks, I think

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07-24-2001, 02:51 AM	#1
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,483	Clever Funny Newby Remarks Affiliates/Newbies can be very smart, e.g.: "... I just received your banners and links via email. How do I put those on my website?.." or "... on your statspages I saw: 'No Shaving', does this mean I am not allowed to post pictures with shaved pussy? I hope not, since most of them are bold..." Yep, these people also wanna make money on the internet:-) (just saving posts for that damn T-Shirt) ------------------ Paulus... Megageil.tv NaughtyCelebs.co.uk

07-24-2001, 03:43 AM	#2
deluxe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,434	lol, i know i was a newbie once but i can't recall being that stupid... ------------------ Make money at the speed of light! Unknown conversion ratios! Converts like crazy. [email protected] 77717734 [This message has been edited by deluxe (edited 07-24-2001).]

07-24-2001, 06:19 AM	#3
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	Hey, cut'em some slack, LOL. Maybe some of'em don't have IQ's that hit the ceilling, but they'd still generate a sign-up or two once in a while, even if they refer their not-so-bright-either friends. ------------------ Respect, DamageX

07-24-2001, 07:16 AM	#4
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,790	emails I've read from newbies: "your boss should fire you" "if I don't see my stats go up, I'm taking down your links" "do you have to have a website to use this?" "how much do I get paid when I click on my link?" I've got a million of them.