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BigWebRev 09-19-2004 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonZo
Steve Grogan--

Buy her ticket to Atlanta...Ill take care of the rest. 21 is a bit old for me but Ill help you out.

lol....true

block 09-19-2004 11:42 PM

Sounds like a good present to me....

Reak 09-19-2004 11:45 PM

a dvd player cost 50 bucks, she will suck your cock for it..

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-19-2004 11:46 PM

Go to Radio Shack, they are about 35 bucks nowadays. Make sure to also get her Titantic, a Coke and a smile and call it a day.

helen of TOY 09-19-2004 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonZo
Steve Grogan--

Buy her ticket to Atlanta...Ill take care of the rest. 21 is a bit old for me but Ill help you out.


oh please! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 09-19-2004 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
The answer is simple.

Buy her the DVD player, and load it with a VCD that you make with your CD-R (easy) that displays a vase of roses with Happy Birthday Whateveryournameis on it.



A burned vcd? :1orglaugh Don't cheap out on the movie! :winkwink:

tical 09-20-2004 12:09 AM

give her a dvd player box w/ a brick inside

then when she says wtf, you say "ha! you thought i was gonna give you something cheesy like electronics on your special day, no way!"

then go out for pizza

WarChild 09-20-2004 12:12 AM

Take her out for a cheap dinner and spend the $60 getting her really, really, really drunk.

Hit her in the pooper when she passses out. Film it. Sell it. Buy yourself a new home theatre and hotter girl with proceeds.

Okay, okay .. Maybe that's not a very good idea.

Give her the DVD player, but to take the "just friends" edge off the gift, include a sappy girl movie.

xclusive 09-20-2004 12:23 AM

Go to a pawn shop and get her a $20 dvd player and the a cemetary to get some nice fresh free flowers. That way your out only $20...

Marcus Aurelius 09-20-2004 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Don't listen to any of us. None of us get laid on a regular basis.
speak for yourself! well im married so it really doesnt count.

gideongallery 09-20-2004 12:30 AM

buy her the dvd player and spend 5 bucks renting some of those chick flick movies watch them with her.

beemk 09-20-2004 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Persius
wow how cheap can you get LOL! :1orglaugh
gotta keep the pimp hand strong

eiht_98 09-20-2004 02:02 AM

I don't think that buying a DVD player is cheap! Why would be?

Kicker 09-20-2004 02:25 AM

buy more porno DVDs

xclusive 09-20-2004 02:31 AM

Ok go buy the dvd player and get her a subscription to netflix or blockbuster and she will be able to see all the movies she wants...

pornJester 09-20-2004 02:37 AM

Get here a bottle. It's her 21st.

pushpills 09-25-2004 12:53 AM

Didn't realize there were so many more responses afterwars as I was out.


I got her a nice dvd player, dozen roses, 2 bottles of champagne, dinner at cheesecake factory in hancock building, along with a bottle of moet white star, then took her to a blues club (kingston mines) then to another bar to have a few drinks and shoot some pool.

then back to my place where she puked all over my bathtub and I hosed her down.

Then back to her place ( we had sex the morning of her birthday.....)


Spent about 400. It's her 21st and I guess she'll always remember it. I win.


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