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Headless31 · 07-21-2001, 10:47 PM

Hmmm I just had a wierd thought....

If the earth is being monitared by aliens, do you think they have tapped into the internet?

If the are "Abducting" Humans to learn about us, could they be "Surfing" the net for info?

wizardmerlin · 07-21-2001, 10:56 PM

No, not yet.

Wireless is too expensive.

Even for aliens!

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Scoobs · 07-21-2001, 11:04 PM

Image if they were looking at the Internet as a reflection on the human race?... Looking at all of our sites, it would look like the a place of easy women! I wonder if they have credit cards they could use... Perhaps we should target them for our sites?... Can anyone translate my site for me?

E-van · 07-21-2001, 11:06 PM

Wireless? nah, they just got an AOL account and tap to a phone pole anywhere they chose to run a line from the Mother Ship...

Now, what's the quote on dialers for them? I don't think we could convert them using their CC...

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Lift · 07-21-2001, 11:12 PM

Could you imagine the webmaster payout for them calling from pluto!?!?!?

like 5,000,000USD per min!

They can use my dialer anyday!

Jamdin · 07-21-2001, 11:13 PM

Who do you think gave man technology? From the dawn of time, aliens have been walked the earth. Atlantis destroyed itself after finding itself lazy with techno gadgets gained from aliens. The aliens learned then not to give humankind full access of complete machines but rather small pieces of it through time. The Egyptians & Aztecs were a bit smarter that the Atlanteans & used their alien-given machinary for pyramid building.

Nowadays, aliens are sitting in Area 51 playing chess with the military. For every game the aliens lose, the military gain a new piece of the doomsday device. For every game the military lose, the aliens get to have night out in their flying saucers (ony when they are late in getting back does the air force go looking for them).

Sure, there are some aliens that work with the governments of different nations to provide disinformation. They are the ones running the websites about aliens. Some of them tried to get work at Hollywood but couldn't because they couldn't get a green card.

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Lift · 07-21-2001, 11:20 PM

Hey now I think about it...i could live off the GV for one single minute for the rest of my life!!!! woo hooo!!!!

Aliens.....use my fucking dialer now...I have student loans and bookies to pay

drumsicle · 07-21-2001, 11:26 PM

Contact me if you need an alien dialer. We are expecting this niche to explode! Get in now.

fantasyc · 07-22-2001, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by drumsicle:
Contact me if you need an alien dialer. We are expecting this niche to explode! Get in now.

your joking right??

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drumsicle · 07-22-2001, 09:03 AM

I never joke about business Tracy!

Alien Dialer rules!!!

E-van · 07-22-2001, 12:32 PM

Too late guys, I was abducted yesterday night, and have been designed to be the Alien Speaker on Earth...

This is what Adult Webmasters can expect on the future.

Our Brothers will let us log in into their MegaNet, the interstellar internet, there, as one should expect, all the non adult stuff is making buck, I-NASDAQ is high as ever (interconstellations NASDAQ) a regular adult website has around 5 million visitors per day (quite a few worlds are covered now)but that's worth only pocket cash in the MegaNet...

About the only niche that's working now is the Centauri 3 titted 2 asses women, (shaved pussy, BTW)

Do You want to learn more?
1st.- Buy my book in Amazon.com
The Future of the MegaNet
by The Abducted Master

2nd. You can come and join My church, I'll guide you through the 7 ways to eternal spiritual happiness (you'll have to leave every material possesion behind, but I can help you sell it, thus liberating you from your material ties)

Peace To all Brothers in the Galaxy!

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07-21-2001, 10:47 PM	#1
Headless31 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 39	Wierd Thought???? Hmmm I just had a wierd thought.... If the earth is being monitared by aliens, do you think they have tapped into the internet? If the are "Abducting" Humans to learn about us, could they be "Surfing" the net for info?

07-21-2001, 10:56 PM	#2
wizardmerlin Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Porncity Sewers Posts: 418	No, not yet. Wireless is too expensive. Even for aliens! ------------------ Tons of free content, get paid every week, url tracking [This message has been edited by wizard (edited 07-21-2001).]

07-21-2001, 11:04 PM	#3
Scoobs Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Out back Posts: 492	Image if they were looking at the Internet as a reflection on the human race?... Looking at all of our sites, it would look like the a place of easy women! I wonder if they have credit cards they could use... Perhaps we should target them for our sites?... Can anyone translate my site for me?

07-21-2001, 11:06 PM	#4
E-van Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mex Posts: 447	Wireless? nah, they just got an AOL account and tap to a phone pole anywhere they chose to run a line from the Mother Ship... Now, what's the quote on dialers for them? I don't think we could convert them using their CC... ------------------ Phat Sites Need Phat Hosting Get PHAT

07-21-2001, 11:12 PM	#5
Lift Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Acron,OH Posts: 12	Could you imagine the webmaster payout for them calling from pluto!?!?!? like 5,000,000USD per min! They can use my dialer anyday!

07-21-2001, 11:13 PM	#6
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Who do you think gave man technology? From the dawn of time, aliens have been walked the earth. Atlantis destroyed itself after finding itself lazy with techno gadgets gained from aliens. The aliens learned then not to give humankind full access of complete machines but rather small pieces of it through time. The Egyptians & Aztecs were a bit smarter that the Atlanteans & used their alien-given machinary for pyramid building. Nowadays, aliens are sitting in Area 51 playing chess with the military. For every game the aliens lose, the military gain a new piece of the doomsday device. For every game the military lose, the aliens get to have night out in their flying saucers (ony when they are late in getting back does the air force go looking for them). Sure, there are some aliens that work with the governments of different nations to provide disinformation. They are the ones running the websites about aliens. Some of them tried to get work at Hollywood but couldn't because they couldn't get a green card. ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica Submit your galleries to Shemp & get archived

07-21-2001, 11:20 PM	#7
Lift Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Acron,OH Posts: 12	Hey now I think about it...i could live off the GV for one single minute for the rest of my life!!!! woo hooo!!!! Aliens.....use my fucking dialer now...I have student loans and bookies to pay

07-21-2001, 11:26 PM	#8
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	Contact me if you need an alien dialer. We are expecting this niche to explode! Get in now.

07-22-2001, 09:03 AM	#10
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	I never joke about business Tracy! Alien Dialer rules!!!

07-22-2001, 12:32 PM	#11
E-van Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mex Posts: 447	Too late guys, I was abducted yesterday night, and have been designed to be the Alien Speaker on Earth... This is what Adult Webmasters can expect on the future. Our Brothers will let us log in into their MegaNet, the interstellar internet, there, as one should expect, all the non adult stuff is making buck, I-NASDAQ is high as ever (interconstellations NASDAQ) a regular adult website has around 5 million visitors per day (quite a few worlds are covered now)but that's worth only pocket cash in the MegaNet... About the only niche that's working now is the Centauri 3 titted 2 asses women, (shaved pussy, BTW) Do You want to learn more? 1st.- Buy my book in Amazon.com The Future of the MegaNet by The Abducted Master 2nd. You can come and join My church, I'll guide you through the 7 ways to eternal spiritual happiness (you'll have to leave every material possesion behind, but I can help you sell it, thus liberating you from your material ties) Peace To all Brothers in the Galaxy! ------------------ Phat Sites Need Phat Hosting Get PHAT