URGENT ALERT sexeducation

[SmokeyTheBear]

To sexeducation,

We ( sic them ) have come to the conclusion that you know to much about "the inner society", The information we have been sending you in various ways is not liquid and you cannot be sharing it like you are * or suffer the wrath *

You have found out about the secret cover-up of the vaginal orgasm and that was very smart of you. You will be awarded when the "chosen ones" arrive..

Listen to this part very carefully...

We("the society") need you for a special mission. We will send you signals from time to time to let you know that you are on the right track.. These signals will be very subtle. * we may access your tv to send you subliminal command * so that you may do your work unhindered. This work is very vital the the very web of earth and the people on it. You cannot fail this mission.

We need you to mole for us and not use the internet for at least 6 months while the dirty work is spread upon the information highway. You could become involved in plots that you are not ware of if you continue to use the internet daily..

They "the evil group" will be watching you and wont hesitate to liquidate you if it is deemed vital to the "op"

Your first messages will begin in the next week and will continue every week at the special time if you continue to stay away from the internet. PLEASE do not ignore this help as it may be the difference between the world surviving..

WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU.. DONT LET US DOWN...

Stay away from the internet for 6 months until the plot is set then we will have plenty of "online" work for you...

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true

[Fake Nick]

[bluff]

Originally posted by Fake Nick

it's not funny.

Thanks Smokey for saying what needed to be said. I hope this message will be picked up at the right time.

Sex ed we need you.

[WarChild]

He's completely right here.

If you won't do it for the Internet in General, do it for the children!

[untitled]

Originally posted by WarChild
He's completely right here.

If you won't do it for the Internet in General, do it for the children!

yes think of the children, the children goddamit!!!

[untitled]

Originally posted by untitled
yes think of the children, the children goddamit!!!

i take that back, you probably shouldn't be thinking about children.

[irishfury]

Yes we the moonites will let him know his mission.

Oh yes it is true...

[NickPapageorgio]

Originally posted by untitled
i take that back, you probably shouldn't be thinking about children.

Best laugh I had all fucking day.

[sexeducation]

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
To sexeducation,

We ( sic them ) have come to the conclusion that you know to much about "the inner society", The information we have been sending you in various ways is not liquid and you cannot be sharing it like you are * or suffer the wrath *

lol

You have found out about the secret cover-up of the vaginal orgasm and that was very smart of you. You will be awarded when the "chosen ones" arrive..

How to I placate "the *society" ...
The univerties are posting the same STUFF ...
Can you send me a signal if they to are involved?

Take the fifth last hex decimal letter of posted jpg's and special YES in three different graphics?

Listen to this part very carefully...

I've written it down and WILL DESTROY the moniter later.

We("the society") need you for a special mission.

oh no - what do I tell the United Nations ...
Do I have to give up my current MasterBlogger assignments ...

We will send you signals from time to time to let you know that you are on the right track.. These signals will be very subtle. * we may access your tv to send you subliminal command * so that you may do your work unhindered.

Yes - I've gotten your other signals.
Today the bird flew by and the signal light changed.

This work is very vital the the very web of earth and the people on it. You cannot fail this mission.

I'been failing - I can't get SexEducation.com working properly.

We need you to mole for us and not use the internet for at least 6 months while the dirty work is spread upon the information highway.

Okay ...
I will begin by posting less on GFY.
However, if you need a mole CONTACT CENTURIAN ...
you too will now need to destroy your moniter.

You could become involved in plots that you are not ware of if you continue to use the internet daily..

I will reinstall my 28.8 modem.

They "the evil group" will be watching you and wont hesitate to liquidate you if it is deemed vital to the "op"

I understand - I give my life to "the society*"

Your first messages will begin in the next week and will continue every week at the special time if you continue to stay away from the internet. PLEASE do not ignore this help as it may be the difference between the world surviving..

I will - I will only use the information age.
How do we stop those Univerisities from also supporting the fact vaginal orgasm is a lie?

WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU.. DONT LET US DOWN...

You know I will never back down ...

Stay away from the internet for 6 months until the plot is set then we will have plenty of "online" work for you...

okay ...
message received ; )

OMG - my moniter is on fire.
Perfect ... I thought I would have to use dynamite.

Praise "the society" - long live "the society"...
keboardisnolongerworkingsmokeheavymmmmmmmmousefroz ennnnnnnn

[SmokeyTheBear]

good work.. nanu nanu