Different Types of Pussy....which one or you or do u prefer?

[LadyGardenSnake]

"If you are a man I think that you can agree there are many types of
pussy that a man can experience. If you are a woman I think that
you
can agree that every man does not react to your pussy the same.
These are just some reasons why men act different to different pussies.

LAZY PUSSY - this is when there is no movement on the woman's part
except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She
says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the
action at hand.

THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY - this is the girl you pick up around
12:30a.m when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are
coming
so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or
call her from the car cause she knows the deal. She usually is not
the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public
places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends.
There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for
conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into the
car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because
that might spoil the mood.

THE CONQUERED PUSSY - this is the girl who teased you for about
two or three years and finally you get your chance and you please the
pussy in a way it has never been pleased before. Now you have this
girl calling you and wondering when y'all can HOOK UP again. There
is no pussy better then THE CONQUERED PUSSY.

THE ALL INCLUSIVE PUSSY - this is when you get all the benefits of
sex. The pussy is yours for the taking. Whether it is night or
day, still in her church dress type pussy. The pussy smells like roses
even after sex and tastes better than candy. Not only is the pussy
yours whenever or wherever you want it, she gives you ALL the
sexual favors you can imagine. The head is tremendous, the kind that you
> write your niggas in jail about and she can handle the dick when
you hit it from the back. To top it off, she is not scared to take it
in the ass. This is in close running with THE CONQUERED PUSSY for the
best pussy to ever get.

THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY - this is the pussy you met on the last trip
you and the fellas took. She only keeps in touch via email and she
does not want a long distance relationship. She visits only at
your discretion and always comes alone but is willing to bring a
friend. She is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to
have lunch to catch up on missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN
PUSSY
is necessary for the traveling single man.

THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY - this is the girl you call when you need to
let some loose. You decide to call her when your day at work is
miserable. You may even set this up before leaving work or on the
way home. The only reason for this activity to take place is to get
your mind off of other things. Afterwards you might think to yourself
and say why did I just do that. The girl who is receiving the dick
doesn't mind cause she doesn't get much action to begin with. THE
FRUSTRATION PUSSY is sometimes THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY.

THE FREQUENT FLIER PUSSY - this is the girl you know is fucking
around, but you just don't care. She has lubrications that are
halfway used already. She always has condom wrappers in her
bathroom trash and beer in the fridge. The only reason why you keep fucking
is because it's good, she's not bad looking and there could never be
a relationship. It has not been proven, but she could have fucked
one of the guys you use to go to school with. The pussy is not loose,
but it is not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY. I'll get to that
later.....

TIME TO GO PUSSY - this is the pussy that when the pants come off
her you can smell the ill na na. Fellas if this happens it is not even
worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the stench
off your dick. This occurs with girls you bring home from the club, so
to avoid this, take a good whiff while in the car with her or better
yet invite her to take a shower with you.

THE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT PUSSY - this is the girl everyone
expects you to fuck. You haven't touched her cause she either has a big
mouth, lives next door or is a close friend of the family's
relative. There is also the chance that she is all three. She is cute but
you know the consequences. She continues to tease you with the pussy
and at any moment when the both of you are alone, she lets you know she wants to fuck. The best thing to do is fuck her friend.

[Kard63]

thats good shit man. had to print it for friends.

[Syl]

LOL. Thanks for sharing.

[gornyhuy]

Too bad you are a dude pretending to be a girl.

[polish_aristocrat]

I haven't read your post but "The Frustration Pussy" sounds fine.

[zazzouche]

hahayyy cool ones !

[Denis_SC]

THE CONQUERED PUSSY + THE ALL INCLUSIVE PUSSY = I'm in LOOOOVE

[jimmyf]

sent this 2 some friends.

[xlogger]

I get the "THE FREQUENT FLIER PUSSY", sad but true. But pussy is pussy

[robfantasy]

where is the invisible pussy, what most people on here are used to having

[Excretor]

I like this pussy