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  • Nasty D
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    • Dec 2002
    • 2563

    #51
    Originally posted by Mutt
    any retriever - black, chocolate or yellow Labrador, golden retriever - watch the ladies flock to you when you walk your dog


    young yellow Lab

    I've had two labs and they are the best dogs on the planet


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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #52
      Originally posted by Gunni
      Dogo Argentino



      the dog looks bigger than me

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      • pornstar2pac
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        • Nov 2003
        • 17380

        #53
        Don't forget, NO KOREAN GIRLFRIENDS!!!


        or you will have fluffy for dinner one night and not even know
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        • Cassie
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          • Mar 2003
          • 3139

          #54
          Originally posted by juicylinks
          and is not faggish?

          Plus I dont want it to grow bigger than me also. I am 5 foot 6

          No faggish looking dogs please like poodles.

          Any recommendations?

          Also no dogs that will attack me.
          get yourself pugs. they look like bulldogs but better. they are small, smart, loyal however as far as the attacking, i'm not sure about that.

          my one pug will stand in the attack position if i smack him on the ass more then once. he literally tried to attack me one day. i am scared of a 24 pound dog now. my other pug is harmless. go figure.
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          • RuthXtremePay
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            • Aug 2004
            • 471

            #55
            Juicy... we got a St Bernard pup about a year ago.. they don't fully mature til they're 3 years old..

            For maintenance - well, if you live ina really hot area, it probably wouldn't be cool to have one.. otherwise, if you have the budget, just send them to a groomer every couple weeks (no matter what breed you choose) - then you're helping the local economy as well

            For Chick Appeal - We get stopped by EVERYONE with our dog. Cos St Bernard's aren't 'regular' to be seen - so our dog Shmoo is almost a mini-celebrity where we live. So no DOUBT you would get some action just purely by walking them.. and pups are the coolest... especially as they grow... people love to see MONSTER pups

            Average St Bernard - 180lbs or so fully grown (biggest one on record that I know of is 330lbs though.. )

            Food bill - They only eat as much as a Golden Retriever cos they're LAZY dogs

            Shedding - yes they do
            Slobber - yes they have lots, but it's part of their charm

            Manliness - you can't get a manlier dog..

            The Keg around their necks? - YOU PUT YOUR WEED IN THERE!! (and who is going to question a St Bernard? !!! )

            Or try a Rotty if you're going for the manly look.. but it depends on if you want chicks to approach.. cos if that's what you want, you have to combine the manliness with cuteness..

            as for poodles.. isn't the poodle the 'dog' for Navy SEALS? I heard that somewhere before.. thought it was odd, but poodles are surprisingly strong and versatile dogs

            No matter what, good luck.. selecting your best friend for the next 10-15 years is a very important thing to do right with as much info as you can possibly get...

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            • juicylinks
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #56
              Cool

              Now anybody good advice now if i go buy one?

              Like if its a purebreed , like what paers and docs it comes with?

              Any noob questions i should know about?

              Btw what do purebreeds go for like 1k and up?

              -Juicy

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              • Identified
                So Fucking Banned
                • Sep 2004
                • 299

                #57
                Originally posted by juicylinks
                Cool

                Now anybody good advice now if i go buy one?

                Like if its a purebreed , like what paers and docs it comes with?

                Any noob questions i should know about?

                Btw what do purebreeds go for like 1k and up?

                -Juicy

                bla bla bla

                You prob put peanut butter on your cock and have you dog lick it off you sick fuck

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                • Sosa
                  In Tushy Land
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 40149

                  #58
                  I will be getting a lab once I get moved into a house. Hopefully within the next year or so.

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                  • Cassie
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 3139

                    #59
                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                    Cool

                    Now anybody good advice now if i go buy one?

                    Like if its a purebreed , like what paers and docs it comes with?

                    Any noob questions i should know about?

                    Btw what do purebreeds go for like 1k and up?

                    -Juicy
                    depends what pure breed you go for. don't expect to spend less then 900.00. make sure you take your time when buying this dog. sit with it for a while. make sure it's not timid or too hyper. do the hand tricks. make sure it listens to you when you call it. make sure it makes eye contact with you.

                    your dog should come with papers and it's first shots. make sure you take it to the vet a couple of weeks after you have it and most importantly, BE PATIENT with this dog. it will go to the bathroom all over but it's up to you to take the time out and train it.

                    usually a puppy will go to the bathroom almost immediately after it eats. you should feed it 3 times a day and 10 mins after each feeding, take it to the paper so it can go to the bathroom.

                    usually dogs will not go where they sleep so buy yourself a cage/carrier, put down a soft blanket, make sure this is located in a warm part of the room, and place the dog in there. this carrier/cage should have a sizable opening so that it can see you.

                    also, if you dont want to have to take it out in the middle of the night, pull up its water an hour before bed.

                    this is like having a child without all the problems.
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                    • RuthXtremePay
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                      • Aug 2004
                      • 471

                      #60
                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                      Cool

                      Now anybody good advice now if i go buy one?

                      Like if its a purebreed , like what paers and docs it comes with?

                      Any noob questions i should know about?

                      Btw what do purebreeds go for like 1k and up?

                      -Juicy
                      AKC Registration - shoudl have both names of parents on there

                      Shots - make sure they've been dewormed too, and find a good vet in your local area for if you decide to get the pup spayed/neutered (smart if you're not breeding, especially if you get a bitch - otherwise they're DAMN messy to clean up after and you have all the horny dogs in the neighbourhood harrassing you cos they want a piece of her)

                      Purebreeds pricing varies.. once you've selected the breed you want you should get in touch with AKC for recommended breeders in your area, they know the good ones, that way you won't wind up buying one from a puppy farm, they'll also be able to give you a rough indication of what a standard cost would be for the breed you're seeking.

                      Lots of breeders have dogs that aren't quite up to best standard for showing and they sell those often with a slight discount, and if you're not interested in showing or breeding them it helps you get a top quality dog (temperament and health) for a little bit less.

                      Some breeds have hip problems.. once you've decided on teh breed, find out if yours does, and then you'll probably want to see a hip score for both parents of the puppy and perhaps the puppy itself if it's old enough.

                      Others have other health problems - the breeder should be able to give you the heads up on all this if they're good.

                      Never pick the runt if you CAN avoid the cuteness and 'sympathy' angle, always go for strength and exuberance, but nothing TOO exuberant or you may end up with an ADD puppy on your hands..

                      Hope that helps.. picking out a pet is one of life's pleasures.. enjoy it!!
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                      • robfantasy
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                        • Jun 2002
                        • 6445

                        #61
                        cute but cool
                        look at these guys

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                        • CamChicks
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 1552

                          #62
                          Search the shelters in your area (online) first:

                          http://www.petfinder.org/ (pics included)

                          better to save a life than encourage more overpopulation.

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                          • Gunni
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                            • Apr 2003
                            • 2385

                            #63
                            Originally posted by juicylinks
                            the dog looks bigger than me
                            Nah, it's not too big
                            About the same as a lab, perhaps a little bigger,
                            deffinately should check out this dog ;)

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                            • SleazeQueen
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 634

                              #64
                              I have a faggish dog.

                              Whatever you do, get an older dog if you can. A puppy WILL shit all over everything, pee on everything, destroy everything. Seriously. I'm constantly cleaning up after her. She shreds magazines and newspapers if you leave them anywhere (including on the coffee table). She chews shoes, table legs, baseboards, etc. (she's teething) Potty training takes lots of patience.

                              Go to the Humane Society and tell them that you want a cool dog, low maintenance, potty trained, etc. They'll get you a good one that fits your lifestyle.
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                              • Big Cheese
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                                • Jun 2004
                                • 473

                                #65
                                Bloodhounds are cool...

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                                • BitterPen
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                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 1926

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                  now that looks like a manly dog
                                  Manly, maybe... but over $2k! Get a Boxer for about $250:

                                  or a Pug for about $300:


                                  or a Chocolate Lab for about $250:



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                                  • Slick
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 7338

                                    #67
                                    How about a Boston Terrier ?? I have a friend that has 2 of them, they're both really cool

                                    Here's a link to some Boston Terrier pics -
                                    http://www.kateconnick.com/postcards/page8d.html

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                                    • BitterPen
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 1926

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Cassie
                                      depends what pure breed you go for. don't expect to spend less then 900.00. make sure you take your time when buying this dog. sit with it for a while. make sure it's not timid or too hyper. do the hand tricks. make sure it listens to you when you call it. make sure it makes eye contact with you.

                                      your dog should come with papers and it's first shots. make sure you take it to the vet a couple of weeks after you have it and most importantly, BE PATIENT with this dog. it will go to the bathroom all over but it's up to you to take the time out and train it.

                                      usually a puppy will go to the bathroom almost immediately after it eats. you should feed it 3 times a day and 10 mins after each feeding, take it to the paper so it can go to the bathroom.

                                      usually dogs will not go where they sleep so buy yourself a cage/carrier, put down a soft blanket, make sure this is located in a warm part of the room, and place the dog in there. this carrier/cage should have a sizable opening so that it can see you.

                                      also, if you dont want to have to take it out in the middle of the night, pull up its water an hour before bed.

                                      this is like having a child without all the problems.
                                      Maybe where I live in Tennessee, we have cheap breeders. Same AKC rules go here too but a lot of PURE bred dogs are less than $500.

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                                      • GiantGnome
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                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 4344

                                        #69
                                        yeah $900 and up youre looking at show dog quality. I agree with bitter pen. $250 is more realistic
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                                        • aflex
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 3127

                                          #70
                                          get an english bulldog.. i have had one for 10 years.

                                          www.shakeapaw.com in NJ has nice puppies, they run a good business.
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                                          • Kard63
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                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 8944

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by BitterPen
                                            Manly, maybe... but over $2k! Get a Boxer for about $250:

                                            or a Pug for about $300:


                                            or a Chocolate Lab for about $250:




                                            where are you from? pugs are $800 here and I live in hillbillieville where anyone can breed.

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                                            • B40
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7020

                                              #72
                                              I have a beagle...a bit hard to train at first, but very low maintenance. If you want low maintenance make sure you get something with short hair.

                                              http://images.google.ca/images?q=bea...-8&sa=N&tab=wi

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                                              • Jaden
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                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 151

                                                #73
                                                Australian shepherds are awesome and loyal and smart....so are labs. Huskies are the same but they require alot of exercise.....

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                                                • PornGeneral
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                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 564

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                  Cool

                                                  Now anybody good advice now if i go buy one?

                                                  Like if its a purebreed , like what paers and docs it comes with?

                                                  Any noob questions i should know about?

                                                  Btw what do purebreeds go for like 1k and up?

                                                  -Juicy
                                                  Purebreed medium to large dogs both parents should have OFA certifications or clearances. Make sure the breeder is a member of the AKC in good standing. The breeder should actively show their dogs, this assures you that they breeder is after top quality and not just "puppy farming". Look to pay for this but remember a good dog is the best friend you will ever have and is worth every penny spent. Purebreed dogs are nice but check the local shelter for a mutt first, give a homeless dog a chance. You never know.


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                                                  • pornstar2pac
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                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 17380

                                                    #75
                                                    get a cat
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                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 51692

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                      Yep, get one like mine! He'll be the size of a boxer.








                                                      Damn that's one huge ass pussy :P mine is sooooo small compared to this
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                                                      • Doctor Dre
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                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 51692

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by fris


                                                        my baby. cocker spaniel
                                                        That's very faggish ... especially the name : cocker
                                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                        • Manowar
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                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 71528

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Pornweaver

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                                                          • Doctor Dre
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 51692

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by PornGeneral
                                                            Golden Retriever ... Truely man's best friend

                                                            Smart little bastard, sometimes to smart..



                                                            This is not my dog, just a cool ass picture of one.
                                                            Damn that one got nice eyes
                                                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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