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Old 09-17-2004, 10:16 AM   #1
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:stoned How 2 Suck Dick

"After seducing him into taking his clothes off, have him get into a comfortable position so you can work your magic. Place your hand around it (GENTLY), and slowly glide your hand up and down the shaft or you can go ahead and lightly circulate your tongue across the dome (HEAD) and the rim. For the next step, your lips can not be dry so you'll have to wet them the best way you can! Open your mouth as wide as needed and actually inhale the dick as far as your throat will allow (DO NOT APPLY TEETH TO THE SHAFT) and at the pace your desire, motion your head up and down the shaft. This will soon activate moaning or deep breathing; letting you know that he appreciates the "HEAD."



If u really want to get him going: lick and suck on the sides of the shaft in a slow up & down motion and eventually make ur way down to his sack(IF BALD or SLIGHTLY HAIRY) and gently suck or lick each ball."
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:32 AM   #2
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I'm still waiting for the punchline...
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:33 AM   #3
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did i post that a while ago
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:46 AM   #4
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I cant believe Im actually looking at this stupid thread. AMazing.
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:49 AM   #5
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you forgot to mention... invite best friend to help.
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Old 09-17-2004, 12:06 PM   #6
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ya you need to know how to do it so read up
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Old 09-17-2004, 12:16 PM   #7
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You need someone to practice on






















(Disclaimer - honey, I love you and was just kidding)
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