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DWB · 09-16-2004, 08:07 PM

So I have this friend that ALWAYS pulls jokes on me. Things like calling all the classified ads and leaving my name and number to call back, so I get like 20 calls a day from people getting back to me about junk. He sends strippers to my house at 4am... all kinds of shit.

I need some good ideas to nail his ass back. Big ones. Any ideas?

Is there any program I can get to call him around the clock from my computer? Something to annoy the shit out of him.

Thanks!

B40 · 09-16-2004, 08:09 PM

Look for a thread posted by CDSmith awhile ago about revenge

Tala · 09-16-2004, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40
Look for a thread posted by CDSmith awhile ago about revenge

You mean this one?

Spunky · 09-16-2004, 08:18 PM

Preperation h in his toothpaste
Nair in his shampoo
Report him to imigration as an illegal alien

Mike Okitch · 09-16-2004, 08:21 PM

Go to dating web sites. The ones with free trials or the free ones. Sign up, put up a very enticing and kinky female profile with his phone number.

Most place will kick you out of their service for doing that but by the time they do this, the damage will be done.

Go in the gay bars of your area and write his phone number on the toilet stalls. (Don't bend while you do it)

Find a bunch of those magazines inserts for subscription. Check the "bill me" option and have him subscribe to about 20,000 magazines.

If you have enough info on the guy, call the phone company, set up call forwarding if it's not done already and have his calls forwarded to australia.

Again, if you have enough info on the guy and if you're game to pretend being him, have his mail forwarded to an address in Pakistan.

Joejob his email address. Send some raunchy spam emails to the local sheriff and congressman and make it look like the mail is coming from him. Bonus points if you put his phone number in there.

Tala · 09-16-2004, 08:22 PM

Yanno...maple syrup looks just like motor oil.....

DWB · 09-16-2004, 08:25 PM

Good stuff.

Lycanthrope · 09-16-2004, 08:28 PM

If he is married and they by chance drive the same vehicle, hide some panties in the glove compartment

Nbritte · 09-16-2004, 08:39 PM

join outpersonals.com use his info including a phone number

09-16-2004, 08:07 PM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Any Pranksters in the house? I need a good one... So I have this friend that ALWAYS pulls jokes on me. Things like calling all the classified ads and leaving my name and number to call back, so I get like 20 calls a day from people getting back to me about junk. He sends strippers to my house at 4am... all kinds of shit. I need some good ideas to nail his ass back. Big ones. Any ideas? Is there any program I can get to call him around the clock from my computer? Something to annoy the shit out of him. Thanks!

09-16-2004, 08:09 PM	#2
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Look for a thread posted by CDSmith awhile ago about revenge __________________

09-16-2004, 08:18 PM	#4
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09-16-2004, 08:21 PM	#5
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	Go to dating web sites. The ones with free trials or the free ones. Sign up, put up a very enticing and kinky female profile with his phone number. Most place will kick you out of their service for doing that but by the time they do this, the damage will be done. Go in the gay bars of your area and write his phone number on the toilet stalls. (Don't bend while you do it) Find a bunch of those magazines inserts for subscription. Check the "bill me" option and have him subscribe to about 20,000 magazines. If you have enough info on the guy, call the phone company, set up call forwarding if it's not done already and have his calls forwarded to australia. Again, if you have enough info on the guy and if you're game to pretend being him, have his mail forwarded to an address in Pakistan. Joejob his email address. Send some raunchy spam emails to the local sheriff and congressman and make it look like the mail is coming from him. Bonus points if you put his phone number in there. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

09-16-2004, 08:22 PM	#6
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09-16-2004, 08:25 PM	#7
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Good stuff.

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09-16-2004, 08:39 PM	#9
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