59 clicks to fastsize and still no sale

[brand0n]

i mean come on. 59 small pp mother fuckers where there. they shoulda all bought one and i woulda made a ton. fuck, sometimes i hate surfers.

[calmlikeabomb]

I would of almost made 3 sale by then : )

[xclusive]

Damn where were you a year ago? I got married because I found a woman to accept me for my small pp now I can't afford to get fastsize so I can have a big pp...

[brand0n]

come on small pp mother fuckers! you know you need the machine!

[JSA Matt]

stretching does not increase size, masturbation does... masturbate more

ps: I have yet to make a sale with them, better off selling pills (no offense to the fastsize guys)

[Rankings]

keep us updated on this please

[brand0n]

Originally posted by JSA Matt
stretching does not increase size, masturbation does... masturbate more

if that was the fact most of us would have cocks to the floor

[JSA Matt]

Originally posted by brand0n
if that was the fact most of us would have cocks to the floor

mines about 3 inches...


































from the ground

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by JSA Matt
stretching does not increase size, masturbation does... masturbate more

ps: I have yet to make a sale with them, better off selling pills (no offense to the fastsize guys)

Which account? Because if it's the one for JasonandAlex it's only been sent 50 hits total.

[Steen2]

Originally posted by [Brian]
Which account? Because if it's the one for JasonandAlex it's only been sent 50 hits total.

Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?

[JSA Matt]

Originally posted by [Brian]
Which account? Because if it's the one for JasonandAlex it's only been sent 50 hits total.

That is an upsale account, i'm not sure fastsize is even in there anymore...

I don't need reps contacting me trying to tell me how to sell a product so thanks, but no thanks.

[block]

Originally posted by brand0n
come on small pp mother fuckers! you know you need the machine!

[JSA Matt]

Originally posted by Steen2
Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?

Yes they lose major points in my book as well.

[budz]

what do you expect from weed traffic?


ROfl, jk

[InsaneMidget]

Originally posted by Steen2
Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?

[dropped9]

Originally posted by JSA Matt
That is an upsale account, i'm not sure fastsize is even in there anymore...

I don't need reps contacting me trying to tell me how to sell a product so thanks, but no thanks.

[FlyingIguana]

you gotta send your asian traffic. use text like 'now asians can be hung like a jamaican'

1:3 ratio

[Steen2]

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Yes they lose major points in my book as well.

That's completely unprofessional and I have never ever seen something like that anywhere (besides in adult).

JMO (Just my opinion)

[Steen2]

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
you gotta send your asian traffic. use text like 'now asians can be hung like a jamaican'

1:3 ratio

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by Steen2
Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?

In this particular case because he's lamenting the fact that he's never sold one - to other people reading that suggests it doesn't sell well, which is untrue.

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by JSA Matt
... I don't need reps contacting me trying to tell me how to sell a product so thanks, but no thanks.

Apparently you do.

[Steen2]

Originally posted by [Brian]
In this particular case because he's lamenting the fact that he's never sold one - to other people reading that suggests it doesn't sell well, which is untrue.

So you specifly discuss his personal account on a public board? And reveal his stats.

[JSA Matt]

Originally posted by [Brian]
Apparently you do.

Apparently you are clueless to who I am and who I work for, burn all the bridges you want my man.

[Tipsy]

Originally posted by [Brian]
In this particular case because he's lamenting the fact that he's never sold one - to other people reading that suggests it doesn't sell well, which is untrue.

To me it looked VERY tongue in cheek and was obviously so. Hardly suggesting anything doesn't sell well. Did you miss the part about 50 clicks?

[Nysus]

Results can vary greatly. Sometimes you can not get anything in 3000 uniques, and then in the next 1000 you get 4+ signups. So really, 59 hits isn't enough, try more like 5000, and then you'll know that the site / product doesn't convert for your traffic.

Matt

[PatrickKing]

Fun Thread!!!

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Apparently you are clueless to who I am and who I work for, burn all the bridges you want my man.

I don't care who you work for man. I am VERY defensive about my program, because it kicks ass. If I see someone saying they can't sell a FastSize I want to know WHY .. that's all.

Seeing you say "you're better off selling pills" is demoralizing. Suggesting you don't need any help selling a program that is the first one of it's nature is a bit callous too .. are you too good to need any help?

[fris]

mines 8.5" how big will mine be with the machine?

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by Steen2
So you specifly discuss his personal account on a public board? And reveal his stats.

Pretend you run an affiliate program for a minute. (assuming you don't) If you see one of your affiliates posting in public that they can't sell any to save their life and you look up their stats and they've sent like 12 hits, what are you going to do? Just say nothing?

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by fris
mines 8.5" how big will mine be with the machine?

Nice, how big is it when erect?

[pxxx]

FastSize is doing out of this world for me, and the move that i made now to be doing this well, i should have made earlier.



FastSize Kicks ass and the owner kicks even more ass. Great company, great product, and they are making me some serious cash. I am happy.

[Steen2]

Originally posted by [Brian]
Pretend you run an affiliate program for a minute. (assuming you don't) If you see one of your affiliates posting in public that they can't sell any to save their life and you look up their stats and they've sent like 12 hits, what are you going to do? Just say nothing?

Let them know that your program kicks ass and many here will back it up. Contact them in private.

I am not commenting on FastSize by the way (I love the program), just your professionalism.

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by Steen2
Let them know that your program kicks ass and many here will back it up. Contact them in private.

I am not commenting on FastSize by the way (I love the program), just your professionalism.

Well he did say he purposely created a second account devoid of any contact info.

I apologize for posting his stats here and appearing unprofessional.

[almighty]

maybe people are learning that enlarging a penis is not so simple and the only things getting big is their hope

[cool1g]

amazingly, i'm 0:2,287 with targeted ppc traffic....maybe its bad luck b/c i use that traffic source for many other things (adult and non) that converts at a profit.

[zentz]

you are lucky, my ratio is still at 0:376

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by cool1g
amazingly, i'm 0:2,287 with targeted ppc traffic....maybe its bad luck b/c i use that traffic source for many other things (adult and non) that converts at a profit.

If that is really the case you should have messaged one of us long ago. Our PPC affiliates are generally all < 1:100, including my own adwords traffic:

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by zentz
you are lucky, my ratio is still at 0:376

That's not a huge amount of test hits, but you might want to change your link to be a bit more descriptive than just 'enlarge your penis'. C'mon man, let's get creative!

[Doc911]

59 clicks thats nothing twice now I have sent hundred of clicks to a sponser that advertised here. the last one promised 99 dollars added to my account if i posted the url of the banner and my id.

the first one i sent 500 hits and nothing.
the second one, a week ago, i sent 552 hits and not only did it not sale with no blind clicks( targeted traffic with thier banner), they didn't add the 99 dollars to my account even after i icqed them, so i removed the banner.


I'm going through my sponsors now. if they don't convert at least 1:500 with something. I'm taking down their banners and link codes..

[Jace]

Originally posted by [Brian]
Pretend you run an affiliate program for a minute. (assuming you don't) If you see one of your affiliates posting in public that they can't sell any to save their life and you look up their stats and they've sent like 12 hits, what are you going to do? Just say nothing?

fuck that shit, that was uncalled for man....you just psoted the affiliate and their stats....FUCKED i tell you

that is just fucked up

i wonder if I went to commission junction's forum and asked them to post stats what would happen?

IT WOULD NOT HAPPEN CAUSE THEY ARE PROFESSIONAL AND RESPECT THEIR AFFILIATES

fast size just lost all points in my book

if your that insecure about your site and product, find other ways to prove to people that your site and product rock....don't disclose personal info to do it

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by Doc911
59 clicks thats nothing twice now I have sent hundred of clicks to a sponser that advertised here. the last one promised 99 dollars added to my account if i posted the url of the banner and my id.

the first one i sent 500 hits and nothing.
the second one, a week ago, i sent 552 hits and not only did it not sale with no blind clicks( targeted traffic with thier banner), they didn't add the 99 dollars to my account even after i icqed them, so i removed the banner.


I'm going through my sponsors now. if they don't convert at least 1:500 with something. I'm taking down their banners and link codes..

$99 for signing up ... sounds familiar

As you can see in the screencap above we have a $49 signup program, which appears right when you signup. (If turned on) ICQ/email me if you want to give it a try and I'll enable it for your account. If you're going to push the copycats, you might as well test the original as well.

[Screaming]

yikes man that sucks

[pornguy]

I was thinking about sending some plumbing traffic at that program. This I will convert at 1 in 60 or so??

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by pornguy
I was thinking about sending some plumbing traffic at that program. This I will convert at 1 in 60 or so??

Plumbing traffic??

[cool1g]

If that is really the case you should have messaged one of us long ago. Our PPC affiliates are generally all < 1:100, including my own adwords traffic:

when i was 0:1000, i had traded some emails with Sara (?)

i adjusted something in the account. when it got to 0:2000+, i send another email looking for some guidance, but no reply

[[Brian]]

Originally posted by cool1g
when i was 0:1000, i had traded some emails with Sara (?)

i adjusted something in the account. when it got to 0:2000+, i send another email looking for some guidance, but no reply

You sure you have the right program? There's no Sara here.

Email me your account name now and I'll investigate for you. (but won't post it in public )

brian -at- fastsize . com

[BradM]

Jace: Whoopdee doo. Oh dear god the END of the world has come.

I've talked to affiliates on GFY before and said things to the effect of: "Dude you sent us 2 clicks. Why are you bitching. Let's crank it up."

Is that SO BAD? If it is, you're welcome to send your traffic to oainternet. They need it more than we do.

For fuck sakes people, if you're that sensitive- you need to get out more and stop typing so much. Stop post whoring and grab a falafell. Christ. I am sick of seeing board whores jumping on a bandwagon.

For those of you making good money with us, I thank you for your business. You know that the guys with 20, and 50 hits with no sales don't matter. I sure am not taking it to heart.
And Matt, no bridges are burned... Jason owes me a favor so if I really want to get some traffic I am sure I could pull that favor.

[cool1g]

Brian - it was Cora i talked to...anyway, hitting u up on ICQ....

[Doc911]

Originally posted by [Brian]
$99 for signing up ... sounds familiar

As you can see in the screencap above we have a $49 signup program, which appears right when you signup. (If turned on) ICQ/email me if you want to give it a try and I'll enable it for your account. If you're going to push the copycats, you might as well test the original as well.

You have icq

[Odin88]

I am doing wrell with this:

www.penisadd.com/devices.html