do you think Martha Stewart swallows? or does she spit? what about facials?

**Marcus Aurelius** · 09-15-2004, 09:26 AM

martha is considered a milf in certain circles. im betting she swallows.

**block** · 09-15-2004, 09:26 AM

Hells ya.... I bet she fucks like a mofo...

**.:St Ides:.** · 09-15-2004, 09:26 AM

does she do anal?

**Joesho** · 09-15-2004, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
does she do anal?

good question, you think she did? or still does ?

**afrocreep** · 09-15-2004, 09:37 AM

you would have to ask robert evans.. he fucked her in his cartoon show "kid notorious"

**SomeCreep** · 09-15-2004, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by Joesho
I bet she was a kinky bitch in her day....

you think she still gets fucked?

would YOU fuck here right now present day, no money involved, just one night of sheer passionate raw sex!

well would ya?

Nope, she seems like the queen of all prudes.

**FlyingIguana** · 09-15-2004, 09:47 AM

she has a dick

**Joesho** · 09-15-2004, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by afrocreep
you would have to ask robert evans.. he fucked her in his cartoon show "kid notorious"

is that some sort of new lip protection against STD for those that like to eat pussy, on the guys lips in your sig? did he get that before or after going down on Martha?

if you were a prison guard, would you make your move on her when she was in your jail?

**DimeStoreNovel** · 09-15-2004, 09:54 AM

wait till Martha goes to jail and the real BullDyke comes out.

oh, yeah

**zzgundamnzz** · 09-15-2004, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by Joesho
is that some sort of new lip protection against STD for those that like to eat pussy, on the guys lips in your sig? did he get that before or after going down on Martha?

if you were a prison guard, would you make your move on her when she was in your jail?

No, I wouldn't want her million dollar attorneys throwing me in jail...

**Lycanthrope** · 09-15-2004, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by DimeStoreNovel
wait till Martha goes to jail and the real BullDyke comes out.

oh, yeah

Yeah, I picture her donning a Nazi uniform and 18" strap on

**Dirty D** · 09-15-2004, 10:06 AM

I don't care what anyone says...

Aunt Martha makes the best CRACK

Here is her recipe:
http://www.crackwhoreconfessions.com...ck_recipes.htm

**wyldblyss** · 09-15-2004, 10:07 AM

Spits or swallows? I doubt that woman does anything sexual at all. She seems like a cold fish to me.

**afrocreep** · 09-15-2004, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by Joesho
is that some sort of new lip protection against STD for those that like to eat pussy, on the guys lips in your sig? did he get that before or after going down on Martha?

if you were a prison guard, would you make your move on her when she was in your jail?

No... thats Dave Chappelle as crack addict Tyrone Biggums

cocaine gives me wiiiiinnnnnggsssss

**ronaldo** · 09-15-2004, 10:28 AM

Don't start threads like this about my aunt Joe. She's had it rough enough.

However, fyi, I heard she swallows.

**Manowar** · 09-15-2004, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by mdcq
martha is considered a milf in certain circles. im betting she swallows.

i'd hit it

**Ironhorse** · 09-15-2004, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by SomeCreep
Nope, she seems like the queen of all prudes.

Public prudes are usually the kinkiest

do you think Martha Stewart swallows? or does she spit? what about facials?

do you think Martha Stewart swallows? or does she spit? what about facials?

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