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Halcyon · 09-24-2004, 12:35 AM

heh...
well, at least I got caught in the latest FLASHCA$H Toolkit newsletter (should be in your inbox in a day or 2).

excerpt:

Can I be serious for a sec?
I joke a lot in these emails.
But sometimes really important information needs to be chared.
Sometimes I need to chill on the silliness and make sure that I pass on need to know info.

You might already be aware of what I have to say?
?The Hosted Galleries are converting like crazy??
Well, yes, that?s true and important?but its not what I?m referring to.

Ready?
THE NEW FREE CONTENT FOR MR. SKIN INCLUDES PHOEBE CATES? ?Red Bikini Scene? FROM FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

Omfg.
Do you know how many Kleenexes (Kleeni?) gave their lives cleaning up the messes I created in her honor!? My god?a whole generation of Blue Balls was treated with that scene.

When it comes to images that make men crazy, Phoebe Cates in her red Bikini is second only to Princess Leia her Jabba slave girl gear.

So, um, go grab the REAL Phoebe content by logging in at http://www.FLASHCASH.com..

or grab some FLASHCA$H Hosted Gallery link codes?.

Something...just give me minute...
I need to use the bathroom for a sec?

Make sure you are signed up as a Flashcash webmaster so you get my weekly email!
;)

reynold · 09-24-2004, 12:38 AM

the pictures are great! i like it!

Manowar · 09-24-2004, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon

seeric · 09-24-2004, 12:38 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

you had me Hal.

the really eye opening part is that i actually clicked to see the proof.

LMAO

good one.

i love posts that actually make me laugh and almost spit corona on the creen. LOL

thanks.

djairek

.:St Ides:. · 09-24-2004, 12:39 AM

oooooooooo she's gonna be somebodies baby tonight

pornguy · 09-24-2004, 12:40 AM

Right now I can not remember that girls name in the top photo, but she is hot.

Fukeneh · 09-24-2004, 12:40 AM

yea that scene gets me hot and bothered.

BrainDead · 09-24-2004, 12:40 AM

funny pic.. oww... have to mention the girl is hot.

Halcyon · 09-24-2004, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
Right now I can not remember that girls name in the top photo, but she is hot.

I'll give you a hint... I mentioned her name several times in my post. And her free content is now available at FLASHCASH.com. ;)

.:St Ides:. · 09-24-2004, 12:42 AM

Phoebe Cates was one of the hottest back then!

Halcyon · 09-24-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by A1R3K
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

you had me Hal.

the really eye opening part is that i actually clicked to see the proof.

LMAO

good one.

i love posts that actually make me laugh and almost spit corona on the creen. LOL

thanks.

djairek

Woo-Hoo!!! We have Corona Spitage!!!

;)

pushpills · 09-24-2004, 12:43 AM

you look like a gay monkey

strangely ive been getting checks from you guys at my old address for recurring stuff that i havent promote for like 3 years.

pushpills · 09-24-2004, 12:44 AM

i guess you shaved the shit out of me and then some of the recurrings were mistakenly credited to me 2 years later.

Halcyon · 09-24-2004, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
i guess you shaved the shit out of me and then some of the recurrings were mistakenly credited to me 2 years later.

lol. If you want me to help you look into the history of the sales, just let me know.

pushpills · 09-24-2004, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon
lol. If you want me to help you look into the history of the sales, just let me know.

I could care less. Shave on, flashcash volume has gone down, what, 5000 percent in the last 2 years? Before we know it, you'll be wearing your natural hair color.

sicone · 09-24-2004, 12:52 AM

Who better to catch you then Phoebe Cates

pushpills · 09-24-2004, 12:53 AM

you can tell by the urls that it's that old school script that is easy to change shaving settings on.

there was several thread on it 1 or 2 years ago.

wdsguy · 09-24-2004, 01:06 AM

haha u got caught in the act

Halcyon · 09-24-2004, 01:06 AM

pushpills -
I think you are confused.
Or you have no idea what you are talking about.

I'm bummed you are making lame accusations in my humor thread. C'mon. If you have a serious concern and aren't just busting my balls...Can you start a separate bitch thread so I can defend FLASHCA$H separate from my joke?

Manowar · 09-24-2004, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
you look like a gay monkey

gay monkeys have pink hair ?

D-Money · 09-24-2004, 01:08 AM

Great pics!!!

Fast Times @ GFY High!

Halcyon · 09-24-2004, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
Great pics!!!

Fast Times @ GFY High!

Ha!
I wonder who would be who?

Spicoli = ??
Mr. Hand = Lensmen
Damon = Juicy
Ratner = The Fly
Judd Reignhold = ???
Phoebe = Vanilla
????

Pornopat · 09-24-2004, 01:49 AM

I love Phobe Cates!
She was the first girl I jerked of to!
Same movie but the scene where she teaches another girl how to give a blowjob with a banana.
Now she is on my desktop

D-Money · 09-24-2004, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon
Ha!
I wonder who would be who?

Spicoli = ??
Mr. Hand = Lensmen
Damon = Juicy
Ratner = The Fly
Judd Reignhold = ???
Phoebe = Vanilla
????

"hi Mr. Hand"

"well, if I'm here, and you're here, doesn't that make this OUR time?"

Loved that movie back in the day

421Fill · 09-24-2004, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
gay monkeys have pink hair ?

yes, of course.

I paused that scene on my vhs so many times. I do believe that scene was one of the catalysts for me being partial to brunettes as an adult.

xNetworx · 09-24-2004, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
you look like a gay monkey

strangely ive been getting checks from you guys at my old address for recurring stuff that i havent promote for like 3 years.

STFU Hal is cool as hell... and he can afford to throw a party (unlike you)

Kicker · 09-24-2004, 02:56 AM

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zentz · 09-24-2004, 04:42 AM

nice hair

mardigras · 09-24-2004, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
gay monkeys have pink hair ?

Only the truly fashionable ones

Paul Waters · 09-24-2004, 05:14 AM

Hey dude,

How did you get permission to use Phoebe Cates pics?

johnvod · 09-24-2004, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by A1R3K
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

you had me Hal.

the really eye opening part is that i actually clicked to see the proof.

LMAO

good one.

i love posts that actually make me laugh and almost spit corona on the creen. LOL

thanks.

djairek

stop drinkin Airek you are becoming a lush.

Michaelious · 09-24-2004, 05:41 AM

lol very good!!

kowntafit · 09-24-2004, 05:43 AM

The chick should be the main feature, and the guy should be removed.

Spunky · 09-24-2004, 06:36 AM

I love Phobe,nice promo

gornyhuy · 09-24-2004, 06:40 AM

Awesome !!!

Mister, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ASS!

Goose · 09-24-2004, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Awesome !!!
Mister, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ASS!

your sig is silly

Deepai · 09-24-2004, 08:53 AM

tons of views, wanting to check out your willy. nice.

KMR Stitch · 09-24-2004, 08:55 AM

Hey, Please contact me Via ICQ

85001447

HammerALL · 09-24-2004, 08:58 AM

TheGoldenChild · 09-24-2004, 09:01 AM

Hal you cracked me up with your Judge Reinhold pics....

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

axelcat · 09-24-2004, 09:02 AM

Juicy D. Links · 09-24-2004, 09:58 AM

seeric · 09-24-2004, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnvod
stop drinkin Airek you are becoming a lush.

NEVER

i have a quota to meet!

i have a deal with my refrigerator. as long as those pesky coronas won't get out, i told it i would try to help evict them, one by one.

the little 16oz bastards.

TheMob · 09-24-2004, 10:05 AM

hehe, i wish everyone spammed like this!

Gabriel · 09-24-2004, 10:05 AM

"Doesn't anybody knock anymore!!!!"

pradaboy · 09-24-2004, 10:06 AM

lol I gotta admit it Hal you always come up with something special in your threads

Honez · 09-24-2004, 10:35 AM

Classic!

Halcyon · 09-24-2004, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
Hey dude,

How did you get permission to use Phoebe Cates pics?

Well, the above (bad) photoshop is a parody and not to be used to promote Mr. Skin, obviously. But the permission for the original images available for Mr. Skin promotion were worked out by the masterminds at Mr. Skin.

09-24-2004, 12:35 AM	#1
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	I got caught Jerking Off (PICS!) heh... well, at least I got caught in the latest FLASHCA$H Toolkit newsletter (should be in your inbox in a day or 2). excerpt: Can I be serious for a sec? I joke a lot in these emails. But sometimes really important information needs to be chared. Sometimes I need to chill on the silliness and make sure that I pass on need to know info. You might already be aware of what I have to say? ?The Hosted Galleries are converting like crazy?? Well, yes, that?s true and important?but its not what I?m referring to. Ready? THE NEW FREE CONTENT FOR MR. SKIN INCLUDES PHOEBE CATES? ?Red Bikini Scene? FROM FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH. Omfg. Do you know how many Kleenexes (Kleeni?) gave their lives cleaning up the messes I created in her honor!? My god?a whole generation of Blue Balls was treated with that scene. When it comes to images that make men crazy, Phoebe Cates in her red Bikini is second only to Princess Leia her Jabba slave girl gear. So, um, go grab the REAL Phoebe content by logging in at http://www.FLASHCASH.com.. or grab some FLASHCA$H Hosted Gallery link codes?. Something...just give me minute... I need to use the bathroom for a sec? Make sure you are signed up as a Flashcash webmaster so you get my weekly email! ;) __________________ HAL on TEDx:

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Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	pushpills - I think you are confused. Or you have no idea what you are talking about. I'm bummed you are making lame accusations in my humor thread. C'mon. If you have a serious concern and aren't just busting my balls...Can you start a separate bitch thread so I can defend FLASHCA$H separate from my joke? __________________ HAL on TEDx:

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. you had me Hal. the really eye opening part is that i actually clicked to see the proof. LMAO good one. i love posts that actually make me laugh and almost spit corona on the creen. LOL thanks. djairek

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